MTV Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:03:17 June 2, 2008 06:03:17

My friend Duana is holding on tightly to her integrity and refusing to read the Twilight series. I admire her for it. But Duana is also a pop culture junkie. And the Twilight movement will not be slowing down. Full Story

MTV Best Pink: Liv Tyler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:51:25 June 2, 2008 05:51:25

There’s a loose rumour floating around that Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman are getting it on. Or were getting it on. Scott Speedman is sexy as hell. True or not, Liv does not appear to be suffering after her split. Far from it. Liv in pink looked fresh and healthy. Healthy is key. Healthy would be a relief. Full Story

MTV The Cutest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:42:26 June 2, 2008 05:42:26

They sat together last night – Chris Brown and Rihanna. They keep denying the romance between them but they sat together. And giggled together. And generally couldn’t stay away from each other. And it was the cutest. Chris Brown and RiRi are the cutest. Actually, RiRi is always the cutest period, but I can’t picture her with Shia LaBeouf. Full Story

MTV Clammy Face and a Buzz Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:32:53 June 2, 2008 05:32:53

Look how cute Seth Rogen is with his buzz cut! Seth was there to present and promote Pineapple Express, his upcoming raunchy new comedy costarring James Franco about…what else?... Weed! Click here for the trailer. Full Story

MTV True: Ellen Page

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:25:00 June 2, 2008 05:25:00

Am biased when it comes to Ellen Page. Ellen, to me, rarely goes wrong. At the risk of sounding corny, if you’re not trying to be someone else, how can you go wrong? This is Ellen. In jeans and a leather jacket and an interesting torn up shirt with sneakers. It’s a hot f&cking outfit. Full Story

Sit DOWN Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:03:29 June 2, 2008 05:03:29

Megan Fox changed halfway through the show last night. Two outfits – one for the carpet, one for presenting on stage. Really??? Her??? Really?? The poor man’s Angelina Jolie? TWO DRESSES? Bitch… please!!! Megan Fox is, at best, a Blender girl. Crack open a skin rag – there are easily at least half a dozen skanks who look exactly like her. Full Story

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Johnny Saves the MTV Movie Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:00:11 June 2, 2008 05:00:11

Am so over Mike Myers. In the age of Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen, even as Ben Stiller is still hanging on, and Vince Vaughn too… Is Mike Myers even relevant anymore? Hell nah. So thank Shiloh for Johnny Depp. On so many levels. First… the loins. Johnny Depp is and forever will be the hotness. Full Story

It’s Coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:55:32 June 2, 2008 04:55:32

All the signs are there… Just before John Mayer broke up with Jessica Simpson, she was photographed wearing those infamous high waisted pants, a little bloated from drowning her pre-breakup heartache into much food and booze, incapable of thinking straight, let alone being able to dress herself properly. Full Story

Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:52:20 June 2, 2008 04:52:20

Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his face. Ashton’s attempts at older manliness are equally as ridiculous. Full Story

The GMD’s big gay party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:48:40 June 2, 2008 04:48:40

The GMD bought a house for Katie last year. It’s now finally ready, renovated, and ripe for a party. So this weekend they had one. And invited all their famous friends and frauds. Among them the usual spattering of Scientologists like Kirstie Ally and forever B listers like Eva Longoria and the Posh was there too, but also Kyra Sedgwick which is random and who I love and La Lopez somehow found a babysitter but only for one night OF COURSE because she says she doesn’t have a nanny. Full Story

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When Lilo Tells the Truth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:39:31 June 2, 2008 04:39:31

This is that crying wolf lesson, isn’t it? Why lying doesn’t pay in the long run? Lindsay Lohan didn’t grow up with a mother to teach her that one. As a result, even when she does go into the hospital for something legitimate and not drug related, no one believes her. Just like no one believed her when she went into the hospital 3 years ago for a week and came out 25 pounds lighter after a bout of “exhaustion”. Full Story