Brad in Control

February 20, 2008 06:43:51 Posted at February 20, 2008 06:43:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad and Angelina and their two boys dropped into a panaderia in Hollywood on Monday for some Salvadorian grub. Paps were waiting for them as they made their exit. What’s sexy as hell is how in calmly in control Brad Pitt is at all times. Fierce protector of his family but never losing his cool. Full Story

February 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 20, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 20, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To MK, LJ and Barnett from Robin who just won a Step Up CD – dance party and sleepover? Happy 38th Birthday Audrey and happy first birthday to your bangs! Love your besty Lydia. Birthday wishes for Norine M from Jennifer M. To Melanie in London – Happy Birthday from your big sis Tracey in Edmonton. Full Story

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

As it was a holiday for some yesterday, please scroll down to catch up on Monday’s posts.

Many of you have emailed re: the crazy Edison Chen sex scandal that has dominated headlines in Hong Kong for weeks – Hello Kitty hypocrisy exposed!

Young celebrities packaged and sold as perfect angels, especially the girls. Remember – for Chinese people sex doesn’t exist. Sexuality more often than not is suppressed and or replaced by cartoon androgens with bad teeth who giggle simply because it’s Tuesday.

So here’s the equivalent, understanding that you can’t exactly compare apples to oranges: imagine if Zac Efron (but not gay) slept separately with Mandy Moore, Hilary Duff, Carrie Underwood, Mary Kate Olsen, Mischa Barton, Hayden Panettiere, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson, and Anne Hathaway and it was all captured on video. Screencaps of the videos are widely disseminated across the web showing each and every girl performing fellatio and pleasuring herself and loving it.

Then imagine if Justin Timberlake and Reese Witherspoon are married with children. And that photos of Reese and Zac also turn up. Reese with Zac’s balls in her mouth, Reese ungroomed and showing off her wild lack of maintenance, Reese perfectly capable of taking herself there and back.

Imagine that in North America.

This is what’s happening in Hong Kong. So to answer your questions, THAT is why even CNN has reported several times on the story. For the daily blow-by-blow, click here to satisfy your dirty curiosity.

Tuesday – am posting all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Congratulations Violetta – the winner of the Sex & the City box set giveaway! Don’t forget, UNCUT episodes of Sex & the City are airing now on CosmoTV!

PPS. Lily Allen is not taking coke. At least not for the pain.

Overtures of Love

February 19, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD isn’t shy about professing his love for his amazing, marvellous, incredible Katie. Oprah’s couch and fist pumps, motorcycle rides that thrilled her virgin heart, and a proposal on top of the Eiffel Tower – well no wonder he made her life. Rest assured, the GMD’s BFF Will Smith isn’t far behind in the romance department. Full Story

Gorgessity X 3

February 19, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three kinds of beauty represented tonight in London for the premiere of The Boleyn Girl. All balanced out by Prince Charles’s wife who was there as well. Here they are – Natalie, Scarlett, and Eric heavily promoting their movie not too far from where Anna lost her head. Imagine if they had the premiere at the Tower? Spooky. Full Story

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Hot Canadian X

February 19, 2008 11:01:42 Posted at February 19, 2008 11:01:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two loin exploding Canadians are rumoured to have been cast in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine. First – Ryan Reynolds could be putting his Ken doll beefcake to good use as Deadpool, the sardonic mercenary anti-hero. One of the more popular mutants, if Ryan’s role takes off, he could have his very own titled project. Full Story

Taking the Hair for a Ride

February 19, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Swoon away… Patrick Dempsey and his Hair were doing their best Blue Steel the other day in LA getting into his sports car. As you can see, his coif is as perfect as ever as is his catwalk swagger enjoying his last few moments of freedom before heading back to work on Grey’s Anatomy. Perhaps Shonda and the writers, rejuvenated from the strike, will stop sh*tting up what was once a kick ass program. Full Story

Pink & Carey Over

February 19, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Weird. Why is it that I’m only noticing how hot he is now that he’s about to fall off the scene? Pink and Carey Hart, married for 2 years, are officially calling it quits as confirmed first by People.com. Why? Why else? These people are famous. Commitment is fleeting. Period. The end. Still… aside from those pubies on his chin, and the fact that he seems kinda little, Carey Hart almost quivers. Full Story

My Rumey Rejected!

February 19, 2008 08:41:09 Posted at February 19, 2008 08:41:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was it because she’s only 19… or was it because she’s not famous enough? Rumer Willis tried to hit up Villa last night and was let in immediately, only to be escorted back out later on after owners lost their sh*t that bouncers had admitted a minor onto the premises. My poor Rumey! But if Rumey had her own sex tape, you think she would have suffered the same fate? Click here for the clip Full Story

I See Madge

February 19, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Family Madge is currently in LA and livin’ the LA lifestyle. Check out not so little anymore Lourdes being attended to at the nail spa yesterday. As you can see, this girl is already gorgeous. And showing signs of being her mother’s daughter. Look at that arm extension! And the Kabbalah string! And the expression on her face – part entitlement, part bossy, part irritation, and definitely the hint of impatience. Full Story

American Gangster Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

February 19, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscar vs Oscar. Crime lord vs cop. Denzel vs Russell – American Gangster pits two acting juggernauts against each other and the winner is… Ruby Dee. Ruby Dee is nominated for Best Supporting Actress, took the SAG from Cate Blanchett, and just might be standing on the podium come Sunday. Full Story