Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

For some reason, today’s edition is heavy on hot douchebags. Pipsqueaks, pissers, and philanderers… Must find some James McAvoy photos to balance that out. Must also see Wanted this weekend. Have heard from a few of my colleagues after the screening – word is Wanted is wicked. Will Wanted take down Get Smart for Angelina’s 3rd box office win in a row?

While you wait for Friday, satisfy yourself with James’s appearance on Jonathan Ross recently. When he talks…the Scottish accent… quiver and sigh, quiver and sigh.

GO TURKEY!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Nicolas Cage isn’t stepping out on his mail order bride with Tiffani Thiessen.

 

RDJ and the Cookie Monster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 12:55:44 June 25, 2008 12:55:44

The Cookie Monster made an appearance on Colbert and namechecked Robert Downey Jr… the Robert Downey Jr of cookies! Just about killed me. Click here for the clip. And RDJ as Tony Stark. Full Story

Double Foot Fetish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 12:23:00 June 25, 2008 12:23:00

Hang in there Turkey! But f&ck Podolski is amazing. And he’s Polish. But the Poles didn"t give him enough love. Boo. Anyway… My #1 and #2 – maximum quiveration when they played together. Gratuitous post just because half the world, or more, is probably watching the match right now. Full Story

Joshua Jackson > Sean Avery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 11:06:00 June 25, 2008 11:06:00

That piece of sh*t Sean Avery thinks he’s some kind of fashion dude these days but some people just weren’t born for it. Like TV girls who want to be movie stars, there are those who walk around deluding themselves that they were made for Prada when in reality, they’ll always be destined for Price Chopper. Full Story

Of course he is

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 07:35:13 June 25, 2008 07:35:13

Pippy Le Pew Justin Timberlake claims he suffers from OCD. But of course he does. All artists have compulsions, right? And Pip is, above all things, indisputably an artist. "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It"s complicated”, he said. No douchebag… it’s contrived. Full Story

Prefer Her In Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 07:18:54 June 25, 2008 07:18:54

The incomparable Alicia Keys last night at BET – she changed for the performance and the press room. Not really feeling the shells all over her breasts…I prefer her in pink. You? Am also jealous of her small bubbies. Look like how cleanly both dresses sit across her chest. Especially the short little cocktail. Full Story

Tina Makes Hair too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 07:01:00 June 25, 2008 07:01:00

All too familiar with her tacky ass dress designs… now is Tina Knowles designing weave too? This is Solange Knowles, B’s sister, last night on the carpet at the BET Awards. The hair…. What.The.Ass is up with that hair??? Why is everything so cheap? Why did she rip off shoes from an Asian rub’n’tug? Why are they still letting their mother dictate their style??? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Ciara ain’t no RiRi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 06:35:00 June 25, 2008 06:35:00

BET Awards went down in LA last night – En Vogue!?!?!? Here are Chris Brown and Rihanna on the carpet… separately, but together. Love them. So much. Seriously… Rihanna is exquisite. See clip of Chris’s performance below – at the end Ciara came out and they danced and she tried to be sexy but, well, Ciara ain’t no RiRi. Full Story

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