How To Lose a Guy in 5 Days

November 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

News broke yesterday that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo spent Thanksgiving weekend together and shared Thanksgiving dinner with her family - information disseminated undoubtedly thanks to her perv of a father. Just 5 days later we now hear Jess has already taken to calling Tony “my man” and telling friends that “they’re dating” – this of course is Us Weekly’s latest headline. Full Story

Federline Rossum

November 27, 2007 09:52:56 Posted at November 27, 2007 09:52:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, winning the war of public opinion over his Chicken Fried Ex Wife for custody of their children but also, eventually, custody of a large chunk of her sizable bank account. Full Story

Nicole Richie Media Day

November 27, 2007 09:21:15 Posted at November 27, 2007 09:21:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie is rarely this heavily made up. But yesterday, out for “friendly” lunch with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton caked it on. She also met with Billy Bush and Access Hollywood the same afternoon. Clearly Monday was Nicole’s Media Day and while Access Hollywood is understandable, you have to wonder – what exactly does Nicole owe Ebola to have to pay her back with such a megawatt photo op? Because, gossips, this was only a photo op…nothing more. Full Story

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Chicken Fried New Video Weave

November 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’ll be a Chicken Fried Christmas for her boys this year as her attorney negotiated a deal with Team KFed yesterday to secure visitation with the children on Christmas Day. Which means she’ll spend it with them all day in the car from one Starbucks to another. Until then, Britney is still busy being stupid. Full Story

My Gwyneth’s Gams

November 27, 2007 08:31:04 Posted at November 27, 2007 08:31:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth is currently in NYC filming Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix. Wonder how she’s handling his unpredictable mood swings though she should be used to it living with Chris Martin who was apparently horrible while he was writing his last album. Understandable since after the glow, the last album sucked. Full Story

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Granny Freeze & Her Nephew

November 27, 2007 08:06:03 Posted at November 27, 2007 08:06:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role for which her immoblised forehead and freshly peeled cheeks actually work in her favour, given she plays the evil bitch who terrorises little girls. Full Story

Hair Technology

November 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…this is a miracle. Nothing short of astounding. Because not too long ago, Brendan Fraser was grasping at wisps. Literally. Back in April, he looked like a newborn manchild with the plugs freshly installed and some kind of microderm abrasion peeling several years off his face. Now just six months later, it’s like Brendan never left the Cave. Full Story

How the Spices Support

November 27, 2007 07:38:37 Posted at November 27, 2007 07:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the ridiculous about her that is the essence of her brand. Full Story

Monday, November 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

It’s been two weeks since an official Tom Cruise sighting. Curious because just over a year ago, he and Katie married before the international media. Bet your boob job we’ll know every detail of their anniversary celebration by week’s end.

And heads up Nova Scotia – looks like the GMD and his Robobride are coming soon! Katie has signed on to a new project alongside fellow Scientologists Jason Lee and Giovanni Ribisi called The Other Side, described as a fantasy comedy fairy tale with production scheduled to begin in Canada early in the New Year. Xenu loves Canada!

But who loves Xenu?

A certain hunky heartthrob and his bombshell girlfriend spent 2 and a half hours at the Church’s Celebrity Centre yesterday. Their identities will surprise you. More on that later.

Don’t forget to always scroll down, click on View More Articles at the bottom of the page to catch up on posts and riddle clues you may have missed. Many of your guesses are repeats that have already been ruled out.

Monday – am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Nicole Kidman is NOT Cheap & Crafty. Why on earth would she need a stroller. And a car seat?

Common & Serena

November 26, 2007 14:19:11 Posted at November 26, 2007 14:19:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Common is a hot piece of quiver. Serena Williams… not my taste. But what matters is she’s his taste. And so here they are, after first hooking up in his video, the two are apparently now dating and ready to step out together in public. From Erykah Badu to Serena Williams… do you see it? source Daily Mail Full Story

Church on Sunday

November 26, 2007 14:17:54 Posted at November 26, 2007 14:17:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive smut. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson shacking up together in Beverly Hills. Very cute. Very sexy. And chills, chills, chills. The weekend started out rather innocuously. Ryan, Scarlett, and her brother went shopping. She spent two hours buying clothes for her sibling, Ryan waited patiently. Full Story