Her Madgesty’s usurper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 21:03:23 October 22, 2008 21:03:23

Us Weekly is reporting that Guy Ritchie has tossed off Madonna for this woman - Kelly Reilly, an actress in his Sherlock Holmes. She’s, like, half Madge’s age. Oh snappy snaps! She’s attractive, this Kelly. Full Story

Pre-spin or true sick?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 17:33:16 October 22, 2008 17:33:16

If she’s really sick…my bad and I won’t speak of the sad smut. But this is Hollywood. And she’s a child star. And she parades around on the red carpet desperating herself into stardom. Right now it’s open season. Especially since her rep AND THE DOCTOR had to issue a pre-emptive strike about her “near fatal condition”. Full Story

He’s close…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 16:42:00 October 22, 2008 16:42:00

But not close enough. This is for Laura – we miss you! And this is for you – Colin Firth tonight here at the London Film Festival screening of Genova. We were hoping he’d show up later at the Grey Goose Characters & Cocktails party but the best we had was some British race car driver called Jensen Button who sucks sh-t right now … Does it matter? Look at him. Full Story

Bitch Wars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 11:56:02 October 22, 2008 11:56:02

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, right? It's even worse in Hollywood, especially when so many of them are fighting for everything: headlines, attention, and ultimately the work. This is about the work. And the power plays they pull to get the work over their competitors. Bitch #1 has been backstabbing for a while starting a few years ago when she was vying over a then-coveted role in a major blockbuster with lucrative potential. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 11:06:10 October 22, 2008 11:06:10

Beauty Queen Dumb-off: South Carolina vs Louisiana? (Dlisted)

Brady is marrying these breasts (Hollywood Tuna)

Tom Cruise just exploded (Just Jared)

But is the government as gullible as the Annie H? (IDLYITW)

Why do billionaires bother driving? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Everyone loves a Minivan party (INO)

Alba Demon: Using Green to get ahead (Cele|bitchy)

How’s this for a Halloween Costume (Candy Kirby)

Stache-off: Brad vs. George (Popsugar)

Hello Adrien Brody in love…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 09:17:52 October 22, 2008 09:17:52

Hard. An intense, all consuming love. This must be why the ordinarily private Oscar winner has allowed his home to be photographed featuring him posing on the grounds and inside with his girlfriend Spanish actress Elsa Pataky. Elsa’s career isn’t exactly on par with his. But this won’t hurt, will it? “I wouldn’t be here without Elsa, because I wouldn’t have had the courage to take a step this big,” he tells Hello Canada in their new issue. Full Story

What will it take?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 09:10:16 October 22, 2008 09:10:16

So Lainey nonchalantly throws things into her suitcase – which finally arrived, and which contains things that look nothing like my clothes, let me assure you - and asks me to write this article all “And it’ll be fun for you!” But she snickers, because she secretly thinks I’m fighting a losing battle. Full Story

Because she knows how

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 08:59:48 October 22, 2008 08:59:48

As you may have heard, Britney Spears will celebrate her 27th birthday December 2nd on Good Morning America – and, oh-so-coincidentally, her album drops the same day. Check out the video below to see her blowing out the candles in a promo for what will undoubtedly be a ratings juggernaut. Go on, I’ll wait. Full Story

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Hello Canada: Madonna’s sad ending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 08:47:20 October 22, 2008 08:47:20

This week’s Hello Canada features an article written by a longtime Madonna (unauthorised) biographer and an exclusive interview with Madge herself which took place just two days before the divorce was announced. According to J. Randy Taraborrelli, just after she decided to release a statement confirming that she and Guy were splitting, Madonna sat on stage in Boston before her show and allowed herself a very brief pity party:“Another city, another show. Full Story

Star-crossed cities?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 08:38:18 October 22, 2008 08:38:18

From Duana: Dudes, Europe is stunning. And exciting and romantic and delightful, particularly when you’re lucky enough to be with your friends. I can’t say enough about it. Which is why I’m glad we’ve had some hiccups along the way, because happy people make for boring columns. Full Story

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Hair, Legs, Veins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 08:23:58 October 22, 2008 08:23:58

But I’m all over everything else. SJP attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container opening in New York last night without her husband. He already turned up with her somewhere else a couple of days ago – as such, he’s already filled his monthly quota. Which is why she was left alone to enjoy this enormous Chanel purse sculpture by herself. Full Story