High School Theatre

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 08:34:00 March 18, 2009 08:34:00

It’s so layered. And our tangential obsession this week was Brody Jenner’s (the director) cameo appearance. Right? So yeah, not the strongest episode. But the very end, the very end is very, very promising. Turning a corner for Springtime, hopefully… Chuck’s face said it all. Full Story

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Bond’s jaunty hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 07:44:31 March 18, 2009 07:44:31

This is for my good friend who shall remain nameless. Up until a few months ago, her lust was all about Daniel Craig. She, like me, is an anglophile. She has loved Daniel since his Bond confirmation. When I used to tease her about his Asian preference, threatening to move in there in Cannes or wherever, she’d always hiss at me and stick her finger in my arm: I will cut you! But it’s been a long time since Daniel has been top of loin. Full Story

Bearding leads to homewrecking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 06:45:03 March 18, 2009 06:45:03

This is what happens when a young girl marries an undiscovered ‘mo. Us Weekly has busted LeAnn Rimes for cheating on her husband Dean Sheremet – they’ve been married 7 years – with her movie of the week co-star Eddie Cibrian, also married with children. Hardly A list but the story…the story is smutty gold. Full Story

March 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 06:32:47 March 18, 2009 06:32:47

Happy Belated Birthday Laura W! Will we see you again at Smut Soiree this year? We just had our first conference call about it… thinking perhaps Hollywood covert styles. Hope you can come! Congratulations Jennifer C who is expecting her second baby in September while potty training Hannah. Sprout is blue and shiny and sparkly…? Full Story

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The return of Gossip Girl – yay! Weekly GG chat will be posted later today.

Thanks for your emails re: Twitter. My Twitter is here - will shut’er down after Fashion Week. And Mimi’s Twitter is here! Mimi’s cheese is loving on Twitter because her husband is fighting on Twitter to defend her honour!

Sigh. People don’t scrap these days like they used to. What happened to simply cussing a bitch out at a club? These days you do nothing at the club, wait to get home, and cuss them out on the computer. In 140 characters or less. Click here for the full background on Nick Cannon’s web squabble. Life doesn’t happen if it doesn’t happen online.

Tuesday – new articles all day. Remember to refresh. Also…your first look at the Twilight New Moon wolves.

Will be walking tonight in the Heart Truth Red Dress Fashion Show. Rehearsal is today, runway is 200 ft – SO long – and Biddell’s dress is a tight squeeze. I will face plant by the 30 ft mark? Given all my sh-t talking, I suppose I deserve it.

Yours in gossip,


Bruno is coming!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 16:14:54 March 17, 2009 16:14:54

At SXSW this week, Sacha Baron Cohen appeared via video to present a short clip from the upcoming, highly anticipated Bruno, his follow-up to Borat this time featuring the flamboyant Bruno from his now cult status tv show. You may recall "Bruno" crashed a runway last year and made a spectacle of himself during Fashion Week - photos are attached. Full Story

Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 15:00:04 March 17, 2009 15:00:04

There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 months left. Will 2009 pass, yet another year, will Anna continue to shun her? Will celebrities forever grace Vogue? Models no longer sell? Anyway, back to Beyonce… Gorgeous. Full Story

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He will never let us down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 13:24:08 March 17, 2009 13:24:08

John Mayer keep quiet about the end of his contractual obligations his bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who keeps telling him he’s so great with the word??? Putting experience into music is one thing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 11:19:32 March 17, 2009 11:19:32

Can you spot the sparkling vampire? No. Because Camilla Belle is always in the way! (Dlisted)

Anna Faris’s body > Shelfy’s Body (Hollywood Tuna)

Do you like Sienna’s boots? (Just Jared)

Cokehead, photoshoot, nipple (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dirty LipGloss still looks squeaky clean and vain (Pop Sugar)

Let down by Pip & Shelfy (INO)

Would you steal a friend’s baby name? (Cele|bitchy)

Posh absent, Becks smothered by ladies! (Holy Moly)

Oh yessss… Maple Leaf Malin (Popoholic)

Why Kanye is a more efficient blogger than I am (The Blemish)