February 15th – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 15, 2008 09:21:34 Posted at February 15, 2008 09:21:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Emma in Newfoundland – a slogan tshirt party to celebrate your 25th??? Anne is sorry she’s missing it. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to Rachel from Shansy in NYC with fond memories of Woozles. For Jennifer – Happy 45th Birthday and 18th Anniversary to your sweetheart John. And thanks for keeping my smut in your family. Full Story

Leo Hates Lilo

February 15, 2008 08:33:28 Posted at February 15, 2008 08:33:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The NY Daily News is reporting that Lindsay Lohan tried to smear her dirty face all over Adrian Grenier the other night at a West Hollywood club. Adrian tolerated it for a few minutes before getting rescued by his girlfriend. Full Story

Begging For it

February 15, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And tacky too. So if you’re a celebrity and you want to travel incognito…would you wear this? Check Hilary Duff at the airport the other day – in bright blue yoga pants, obnoxious Chanel flats, and the HUGEST silliest earring ever for a flight. Who’s feeling neglected? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Johnny, Jude, Colin

February 15, 2008 07:52:27 Posted at February 15, 2008 07:52:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ain"t it Cool News is reporting that all three will pay tribute to Heath Ledger – stepping in to his role in the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus. The character is apparently able to change form, which means that Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell will each have their turn to interpret what Heath left behind. Full Story

Happy Friday

February 15, 2008 07:32:26 Posted at February 15, 2008 07:32:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Turns out yesterday’s Bana post was quite popular. Back by popular demand – Eric today in Berlin at the photo call for The Other Boleyn Girl. Enjoy. Photo from Wenn.com  Full Story

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Love Marc Jacobs. Marc Jacobs actually named one of his new bags after Bryanboy! Asian Tinkerbell Gays have now been immortalised forever! Squeal!

It’s Thursday, am posting all day – check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Have attached a favourite love pic for love day. The commercial and plastic kind. Enjoy!

PPS. Josh Hartnett is not having problems with the help. Neither is Sting, although his wife can be unkind. And Hilary Duff doesn’t forget the sad with the happy. Anymore.

Definitely, Almost

February 14, 2008 13:25:02 Posted at February 14, 2008 13:25:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First sighted Ryan Reynolds becoming Brad Pitt about a month ago in LA. Today in New York, looks like Ryan is at it again: the hat, the jacket, the pants. I’d give Brad a slight edge on the pants but still…as far as imitators go, Ryan is far more worthy than that f*cking loser from a few years back who walked around Greece pretending to be Pitt. Full Story

Reality for Country

February 14, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson is working on a country album. On a larger scale, she’s also working on her career. Because, thanks to the efforts of her pimp ass perv of a father, her career is in the sh*thouse. At the height of her popularity though, she was the star of her very own reality tv show Newlyweds with ex husband Nick Lachey. Full Story

Katie Goes to The Oscars

February 14, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all on her own. Full Story

Valentine Bana

February 14, 2008 10:04:03 Posted at February 14, 2008 10:04:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Valentine biscuit from me to you – many want him on the Freebie Five so here’s Eric Bana arriving in Berlin today to promote The Other Boleyn Girl with Nat and Scarjo. Definitely a hunky beast and very good hair and devoted to his wife but as mentioned before it’s his mouth. His mouth is too small for his head. Full Story

The GMD Hates Curves

February 14, 2008 09:13:48 Posted at February 14, 2008 09:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes on Tuesday in LA for a business meeting. As you can see, the thinnification continues. Nary a curve on her body, not even in high waisted jeans. Of course Mrs Cruise also has a flat chest (am jealous) and so the overall effect is far from voluptuous. Or youthful. Skinny, hard, old, sad, chills, chills, chills. Full Story