Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars …but my in-laws do. Which is how I know Marie Osmond should have been booted weeks ago. But never doubt the power of the MiniVan Majority, stepping in to reward Marie for her admirable prioritising: continuing to compete (on television of course!) as her son suffered from addiction and admitted himself to rehab. As Dina Lohan would say… Justice!

Wednesday… am online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Happy 36th birthday to Lisa S!

PPS. Julia Roberts is not Cheap & Crafty. Neither is Madonna.

The Best.Cheese.Ever

November 21, 2007 13:56:49 Posted at November 21, 2007 13:56:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

La Fromage Celine was supposed to play two shows in Halifax next year as part of her upcoming tour. The shows have since been cancelled either because of inadequate facilities or because the people of Halifax don’t want her cheese. Some say it’s because the venue could not accommodate Celine’s tacky stage but Celine’s geriatric husband claims it’s because public sentiment in Halifax was largely negative towards his wife’s performance. Full Story

Cute…or Crass

November 21, 2007 13:23:56 Posted at November 21, 2007 13:23:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am by no means a bra burning feminist but after seeing this from Heidi Klum, you might as well take away our right to vote. Watch Heidi in a new ad clip for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show airing on December 4th playing with her tits. Literally. Or maybe it’s just me. Maybe this is actually pretty cute. Full Story

But the Neck…

November 21, 2007 12:43:52 Posted at November 21, 2007 12:43:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At first glance, Fergie actually looks great. Somehow during the last year or so, Fergie has managed to distance herself just a little from Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling. Somehow the ugly went away. This is a good thing. But upon closer inspection… the neck. The face is smooth (and supposedly photoshoppe-free) but the neck belongs to Helen Gurley Brown. Full Story

#1 Needs a Trim

November 21, 2007 12:36:39 Posted at November 21, 2007 12:36:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All over his hotness but seriously… dude needs a bit of a clean up. When the facial hair meets the head hair at the back of the neck – THAT is a problem. Here’s Colin Farrell in Dublin at a charity event today taunting us with his sex. I imagine it’s like a low growl, rolling his tongue in that accent breathing heavy into my ear and licking beer off my collarbone. Full Story

Ebola Infects China

November 21, 2007 12:24:21 Posted at November 21, 2007 12:24:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My people! Hollywood Ebola is currently infecting China, on a 4 day viral tour to the Far East to spread her disease. To be fair though, my people don’t have great taste. This of course is the region of the world that gave us Hello Kitty and continues to spawn brain dead, superficial, twits capable of nothing but squealing and holding hands while shoving their pink pencil cases inside their Louis Vuitton knapsacks. Full Story


November 21, 2007 09:06:30 Posted at November 21, 2007 09:06:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s 18 going on 30. Not quite as disturbing as Ali Lohan and infinitely cuter but still… this girl looks old. And poses old. And acts old while acting cute. It’s called baiting the weak. Wonder if Milo was weak? She says he wasn’t. In a new interview with GQ with the attached photos Hayden denies they ever hooked up and also decides to shoot herself in the mouth, insisting she will never go to rehab, will never be popped for DUI, and will never be Britney Spears all while acknowledging her newfound paparazzi popularity. Full Story

Love for The Actor

November 21, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Skanks get too much play in gossip. So in honour of US Thanksgiving, why not some love for The Actor? The overlooked, the underrated, and along with Sandra Oh, the best part of the now-ridiculously bad and sad Grey’s Anatomy, Chandra Wilson, also at the Enchanted premiere. Chandra however, unlike her co-star Sandra, does not have a raging hag reputation. Full Story

The Queen in Silver and Pink

November 21, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Helen Mirren and her husband Taylor Hackford at the Enchanted premiere the other day. She’s a total sexpot, non? LOVE the age appropriate ensemble without looking dowdy. Love that she has some meat to grab on to. Thin women getting older – always frightening. Photos from WENN Full Story

Dirty Face & Dina

November 21, 2007 07:42:58 Posted at November 21, 2007 07:42:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo returned to NYC to spend Thanksgiving with her family which naturally means more camera time for her shameless mother. Check out Dina’s face – making sure she gets in her daughter’s shot. Nice. As you know, Dina is currently shooting that reality tv show about her life as a single showbiz mother raising two future f&ck ups. Full Story

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

After spending last night with Justin Timberlake, watching a screener for his FutureSex/LoveShow HBO Special, am now more confused than ever. Have never been a huge fan, still am not the hugest fan, still no loin quiveration, but the Pip is a pro.

Needless to say, because the show was filmed at Madison Square Garden on September 3rd, JT was extra amped. But still…his moves are killer, he sings live, he shows off his impressive range on a variety of instruments through some complicated choreography, and yes… he looks great. He looks great in pants. The suits are impeccably tailored, the hats are beautifully constructed, and most importantly, his ego doesn’t threaten to take over Manhattan. He also produced the program and directed the stage production – the Pip is overwhelmingly talented.

So what the hell is he doing with Jessica Biel? Shameful waste, really. Shame, shame, shame.

Pip’n’Ass of course are currently on tour in Australia. She has finally joined him after an almost 3 week separation amid rumours that he and one of his dancers are gettin" it on. And after watching the HBO Special (click here for viewing schedule and preview in Canada and here for HBO schedule and preview elsewhere) I can’t decide if it’s the blonde or the brunette. On stage, he has killer chemistry with the blonde. But during a rather cute Q&A feature with the crew taped with Karen Duffy that opens the doc, something unmistakably hot buzzes hard between JT and a shorthaired brownhaired girl that will set your smutty tingle off immediately.

Further – am told from a trusted source that Shelf was actually supposed to fly out 10 days ago and cancelled her ticket at the last minute. Is his rebound finally over? Doubtful. Remember, Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is a Stage Five Clinger.

But seriously…JT could do so much better.

By the way, in Western Canada Movie Central will be airing the special again on Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:30 p.m. PT.

Tuesday – wicked new giveaway and blogging all day. Refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Cheap & Crafty is absolutely NOT Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet! I mean really… really!!!???!!!