This is Halle Berry’s baby father Gabriel Aubry arriving at a celebrity golf tournament yesterday. Gabriel is French and speaks with a hot French accent. He is soooo beautiful. He adores her. He wants to be a father. He is a smart, independent business man and model. AND he plays golf. In other words, he is perfect. Full Story
When she’s playing the victim, Golddigger Heather Mills always pulls out her one leg and starts crying. Last week she accused Sir Paul and Stella of calling her a one legged bitch during secret taped phone conversations. But here’s the question – and stop reading now if you huff and puff easily as I’m about to offend you: In this case, in the case of Heather Mills, is the term “one legged” really an insult…or is simply an attribute? Example – Paris Hilton is a blonde twat. Full Story
Sorry for the cheese ass title. But I believe in their love. Didn’t at first but am now a full fledged prophet. And while these are a tad gratuitous, Demi and Ashton were undeniably adorable the other day courtside at the Laker game. And again at the Planet Hollywood event at the weekend. Ashton is SO hot when he’s not Gary Full Story
Jude Law at the London premiere of Sleuth. On the plus side – he’s not fighting his bald. On the down side… Alfie is clearly gone forever. Jude’s pretty peaked early. Jude is not George Clooney. Jude’s pretty is clearly on the wane. And curiously enough, Jude’s pretty started receding, along with this hairline, after leaving Sienna forever. Full Story
A terrible thing to say…but does that make it any less true? Take a good long look at Pamela Anderson at the Planet Hollywood opening on Sunday. Pam is 40. Julia Roberts is 40. Halle Berry is 41. Julianne Moore is 47. But none of those girls have been through several gangbangs. Willingly. Let this be a lesson: Gangbangs can ravage a face. Full Story
Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery. MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of contamination he left behind that’s ailing MK. Full Story
American Music Awards (the AMAs) went down last night in LA… quick fashion round-up below. Super long column today so keep scrolling to avoid missed articles and new riddles.
Monday – am online all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Final clue: Mute Stones is not Natasha Richardson though there are certain family similarities. Ms Richardson however preferred to stay in the family business, while Ms Mute pursued other artistic endeavours.
Nothing makes me happier than watching a Nelly video. So unapologetically inappropriate but irresistibly enjoyable, even the gratuitous non stop objectification of women – Nelly is funny and I love his catchy beats. But wait. When did Nelly get hot??? I must be slow on the train. Check out Nelly at the Planet Hollywood opening this weekend wearing the sh*t out of those jeans and inviting me into his champagne shower behind those shades. Full Story
By showbiz standards, Leanne Rimes has been married a long, long time…to this. Here they are shopping together last week in NYC. So of course they’ve lasted this long. Marrying your gay is highly underrated. If not for my straight husnand, I’d totally be out there looking for a gay one. Full Story
The GMD is currently working on a cameo for Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder. Ben of course is balls deep in bed with Tom Cruise, also committing to United Artists and the GMD to star in the Hardy Men Movie with shooting scheduled to begin next year. Obviously willing to return the favour, Tom donned a fat suit and a bald wig in character for Tropic Thunder and was caught by the paps. Full Story