Valentine C-Bomb!

February 14, 2008 08:55:08 Posted at February 14, 2008 08:55:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SO immature, but f*cking hilarious! Seriously… this totally makes my life. That old broad Jane Fonda went on the Today show today to discuss her involvement with the Vagina Monologues. And she decided to drop the C-bomb! Good morning to you too! The MiniVan Majority will be muttering about this for weeks on the playground! Click here for the clip Full Story

Et tu, Natalie?

February 14, 2008 08:44:50 Posted at February 14, 2008 08:44:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps it’s the flu. The flu is going around, non? Or perhaps she too has bought into the Hollywood standard – that sense of entitlement that transcends etiquette and good manners. With a few exceptions, of course, celebrities are almost never on time. And while on occasion they could be legitimately late for professional reasons, most of the time they are late because, well because they don’t give a sh*t about anyone else’s schedule. Full Story

Like Samson

February 14, 2008 07:55:05 Posted at February 14, 2008 07:55:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am still puzzled as to why Tom Brady cut his hair right before the Superbowl. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Why f&ck with your luck? Especially when the little curls at the nape of his neck were so cute!?! Like Samson, when he lost the hair, he also lost the mojo. Tom’s consolation prize, however, is a holiday to Costa Rica with his bombshell Brazilian. Full Story

A New Weave

February 14, 2008 07:42:39 Posted at February 14, 2008 07:42:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not the greatest, but it’s a good start. Britney at the dance studio yesterday – she worked out for over an hour, supposedly as part of an intense training program before kicking off a new tour. Tour??? They worked her to the bone as an adolescent and they want to send her right back on the road in the midst of the crazy? If true… bad move. Full Story

February 14th – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 14, 2008 07:39:58 Posted at February 14, 2008 07:39:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 35th to Andrea G in Edmonton! To Joanie – belated birthday wishes from your cousin Christeen. For Jill, proud mom of Pompeyo and Pablo… enjoy your 37th! For Meg – Happy Birthday from Melanie who thinks you are “fabulous”. To Tammy – 32 is amazing. Your 30s will be amazing. Full Story

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Go Uno!!!

For the first time ev-er year in history of the Westminster Dog Show, a beagle – a regular, everyday dog, “the people’s” dog as opposed to an arty dog – took home Best in Show to a standing thunderous ovation at Madison Square Garden, also unprecedented.

Not gossip and totally lame, yes. But I have a 15 inch beagle too.

And it’s officially official – no more strike. Big press conference expected today re: Oscar presenters. Word is, the show this year will be bigger and more over the top than ever. So have you filled out your ballot?

It’s the annual contest thanks to Mercedes-Benz and, as mentioned yesterday, almost $2,000 worth of killer prizing on the line, including a Miu Miu bag!

Click here to enter.

Wednesday – blogging all day, keep coming back.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Justin Timberlake does not need good help. He has his mother. Besides…he can sing and dance but the Pip canNOT act. And Rachel McAdams is not blowing her  heartache away on holiday.

Uma Glow & Colin Firth

February 13, 2008 13:54:25 Posted at February 13, 2008 13:54:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a little something extra in Uma’s face tonight in London for the premiere of The Accidental Husband co-starring Colin Firth and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Uma and Colin – great onscreen pairing, non? Me likey. Unfortunately he probably won’t get the girl. The Accidental Husband is about a power woman in her safe power relationship with her safe Steady Man (Colin) who has to choose between her boring life and the exhilarating but unpredictable possibilities with The Wild Card (Morgan). Full Story

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Nate & Blair & The Billionaire

February 13, 2008 12:34:33 Posted at February 13, 2008 12:34:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl are in Toronto today for the Virgin Mobile launch with Richard Branson. As mentioned last week, now that Blake Lively can’t style herself out of the Mall Closet, Leighton is now officially The One. And she is gorgeous. GORGEOUS! Look at that skin! And that smile. Full Story

Getting You To Friday…

February 13, 2008 12:10:27 Posted at February 13, 2008 12:10:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does it seem like a long week? It’s been dragging on forever, non? Here’s a little treat to get you to Friday. Speaking of treats – Marcus had minor surgery 2 weeks ago and was doped up on morphine, knocked right out, sleeping under the covers in our bed. By mistake I said the word “treat” when deciding if I should order take out. Full Story

Even When He’s Not…

February 13, 2008 11:22:08 Posted at February 13, 2008 11:22:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James McAvoy is f&cking hot. Hotter still because he married his brain mate just as his career was taking off. Anne-Marie Duff is an accomplished stage actress recently acclaimed for her performance as Joan of Arc in the National Theatre’s production of Saint Joan. Photo attached. In other words, James’s loins lust for the cerebral and mature. Full Story

Isla After Olive

February 13, 2008 10:43:19 Posted at February 13, 2008 10:43:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been four months since the arrival of baby Olive. Here’s Isla Fisher in New York last night for the premiere of Definitely, Maybe which according to advance preview audiences is adorable. Word is Isla has slimmed down quickly for her wedding. She was cute in an interview recently, when asked if she’ll invite her Wedding Crashers co-stars, she said she would not on purpose just to see if they’d end up crashing it anyway. Full Story