Christina & Max

February 13, 2008 10:39:45 Posted at February 13, 2008 10:39:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like People Magazine outbid the others for the first photos of Christina Aguilera with her baby Max. How much is that baby on the magazine cover? I wonder if she nurses him at home with a full face of makeup. Am now obsessed with seeing what Christina looks like these days without it caked on. Full Story

Madge the Director

February 13, 2008 09:11:11 Posted at February 13, 2008 09:11:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna makes her directorial debut at the Berlin Film Festival with the premiere of her movie Filth and Wisdom, about an aspiring Ukrainian actor who survives by cross dressing for a hetero clientele. Sounds promising. Here she is defying 50 at the photo call today. Reviews have yet to be published but let’s be thankful she’s not acting anymore, shall we? Madge’s trip to Germany marks yet another public event without Guy Ritchie who was also not by her side last week for her big Malawi Gucci affair. Full Story

Carpet Opposites

February 13, 2008 08:55:49 Posted at February 13, 2008 08:55:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson lit up the carpet in London last night at the Elle Style Awards, not because she’s blonde but because she simply pops. Kate Hudson – warm and fuzzy, fresh baked cookies and giggles. And super thin in white, though I gather from my email that the bump-obsessed have already pulled out the magnifying glasses to analyse her the burger she has in her belly. Full Story

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Bar’s Real Curves

February 13, 2008 08:24:54 Posted at February 13, 2008 08:24:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A curvy model – can you believe it. No… but like a REAL curvy model. You know I love Gisele but it’s laughable when they characterise Gisele as curvy. Gisele is not curvy. Leo’s Bar Rafaeli on the other hand is legitimately curvy. Thin but curvy. And definitely something to grab on to. Full Story

Definitely Rachel Weisz

February 13, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel Weisz was total gorgessity last night at the premiere of Definitely, Maybe in New York. Not sure what she’s wearing but it looks so good, I don’t blame her if she wants to keep it. In fact, she probably will keep it. Rachel is currently working on the film adaptation of The Lovely Bones. Full Story

Pip Skips Grammys

February 13, 2008 07:27:17 Posted at February 13, 2008 07:27:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Grammys 50th Anniversary went down in LA last night – a huge night in music – and a few of music’s biggest stars were noticeably absent. Madge stayed back in London and her current collaborator Justin Timberlake decided to lay low as well even though he was very much in the vicinity. Full Story

February 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 13, 2008 07:23:55 Posted at February 13, 2008 07:23:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Katherine and well done for keeping up the gossip with Hannah even after moving apart 3 years ago! To Sylvia – on your 40th… I hear 9 of you are headed for NYC to celebrate. Eat. Drink. Shop. Lots! Have a great weekend! Congratulations to Jana and Mike in LA on the great news, Love Zara And for Julie G – Happy Birthday! Full Story

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s that time again! The Oscars are happening in less than two weeks and the annual ballot is back! A truly, truly golden prize pack is up for grabs this year – the best ever! How does a Miu Miu bag sound to you? A list of goodies valued collectively at almost $2,000 for the Oscar know-it-all!

So please, please, please take the time to read the instructions carefully. And many, many, many thanks to Mercedes-Benz, our premiere sponsor, for making the contest and the incredible prizing possible this year. The new C-Class is a sweet smutty ride!

Click here to enter – good luck!

Tuesday – online all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. First his Grammy hotness, then he rejects infection by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton… am now crushing HARD on John Mayer. If he had spat on her, I’d probably let him pee on me. More on that later.

PPS. John Cusack is not short on good help. Robin Wright Penn is not on holiday taking coke for the pain. Neither is Pamela Anderson. You think she has to go on vacation for that???

Rachel Hayden Irresistible

February 12, 2008 14:45:24 Posted at February 12, 2008 14:45:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My husband was looking at these photos of Rachel Bilson just now and said – yeah, I might have to upgrade her. Up to today, Rachel sat #5 on his Freebie Five. Behind Rachel McAdams, Gwen Stefani, Angelina Jolie, and Natalie Portman on top. Five minutes ago, he modified his list and Angelina and Rachel swapped from 2 to 5. Full Story

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Doogie Hot Gay at WET

February 12, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Main Mo Darren calls me his “poodle”. I wonder if Ricki Lake is Doogie’s poodle. I’d totally be Doogie’s poodle for a day. Neil Patrick Harris is so farking hot it breaks me. All gay men break me. Imagine how much hotter Tom Cruise would be if he let out his GMD out to play? Here’s Neil last night at an event for WET Full Story

Kate & Stella

February 12, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’ve been friends for a long time – you’ll recall, when Kate was nominated for an Oscar for Almost Famous, it was Stella she chose for the red carpet: one of the worst Oscar looks ever. They were together again tonight in London for the Elle Style awards with much better results. Full Story