June 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 05:40:14 June 25, 2008 05:40:14

Congratulations to Natasha on your successful premiere of Cat’s Cradle http://www.catscradlemovie.com/ in Edmonton with love from Carly! Happy Birthday Hez – hope yesterday was amazing?!?! For Georgia on your 38th birthday… am sorry, can’t give you what you really, really want which is the answer to Just As She Is. Full Story

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

They say travel is not allowed after a certain point in pregnancy… right? Am far from the expert, although since I’m surrounded by it, I hear things.

So Gwen Stefani is currently in London having made the trip over from Los Angeles. But Gwen is expected to deliver in California which would mean she’d have to fly back, offering a clue into when the Holy Jolie Twins could be expected. Gwen and Angie are supposedly on the same bump track.

Dustin Hoffman initially said August. Will the double deities bless the world on 8/8/8 after all? It seems an awfully long ways off… but nothing is impossible when it comes to the Pitts, including disappearing when they want to. As evidenced since Cannes, Angelina is seen only when they want her to be seen. Where their brand is concerned, she and Brad are always in control. But you didn’t think the paps were that clever, did you?

Tuesday - blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Jeff Bridges is not hiding a mistress. Jamie Gertz isn’t a mistress.

The Cutest Nicole and MK too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 14:38:00 June 24, 2008 14:38:00

For someone with all that money, MK is pretty sh*t at keeping her sh*t undercover. I don’t use MySpace etc so maybe I’m missing something but I don’t understand why there isn’t some kind of security function that locks down your personal photos. And why you can’t simply tell your friends to do the same. Full Story

Naomi Watts: Beautiful But Bought?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 11:20:00 June 24, 2008 11:20:00

She looked lovely last night at that Donald Trump opening, am all over the dress…but Naomi Watts is not Demi Moore. Or Nicole Kidman. Naomi Watts is Naomi Watts. So why is she hanging out with Trump? Why is she showing up on his carpet? Does it bug you that she showed up on his carpet? Hate to entertain the thought…but has Naomi been bought? Photos from Wenn.com  Full Story

Sean Fashionisto - you are not Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 09:42:00 June 24, 2008 09:42:00

Sit DOWN Sean Avery! The most despicable man in hockey spent several weeks interning at Vogue and now reckons he"s Tom Ford. However, the fashionisto f*cker got all dolled up the other day for an REM concert in head to toe black with a matching pageboy cap and had people snickering that he looked like he"d walked off a JLo video circa 1998. Full Story

Face or Body?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 09:21:00 June 24, 2008 09:21:00

My girls and I had a giggle about this the other day. Of course we were obsessing over some girl we’d met earlier – so thin but so old. But not really that old. It’s the Face or Body Dilemma. As you age, you have a choice: stay a size 2 but look like a crypt keeper or go up a few sizes, preserve a pretty face, but concede that the ass might not be as perky. Full Story

RDJ and his Jr.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 07:15:28 June 24, 2008 07:15:28

RDJ was with his son Indio yesterday in West Hollywood browsing at a book store looking healthy and relaxed… so much better than when we saw him last time wearing too much makeup, looking as many of you suggested like David Gest. Full Story

Pippy Le Pew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 06:34:10 June 24, 2008 06:34:10

Pipsqueak popped up in Paris yesterday to do a little shopping. Shelfy was not with him in person but, as usual, she was soon present in spirit, as rumours started circulating in America almost immediately that Justin picked up a bauble or two for her. Jessica Biel’s publicist never ceases to amaze. Full Story

Mrs Martin in the House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 06:22:36 June 24, 2008 06:22:36

Gwyneth Paltrow pictured here leaving the Coldplay afterparty in the West Village. But of course she and Chris departed separately – don’t you know? Anything to avoid being photographed together, right? Sigh. Sometimes my best friend needs to sit DOWN too. But this is not what you’re fixated on, is it? No. Full Story

They Came for Coldplay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 05:48:24 June 24, 2008 05:48:24

Coldplay performed a free show at Madison Square Garden last night for fans and many celebrity guests including my Kiki Dunst, Ed Burns, Charlize Theron, and Helena Christensen. Wonder how many of those jackets he had made…? Word is they were spirited but the live vocals aren’t quite there yet. Full Story

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