Ebola Infects China

November 21, 2007 12:24:21 Posted at November 21, 2007 12:24:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My people! Hollywood Ebola is currently infecting China, on a 4 day viral tour to the Far East to spread her disease. To be fair though, my people don’t have great taste. This of course is the region of the world that gave us Hello Kitty and continues to spawn brain dead, superficial, twits capable of nothing but squealing and holding hands while shoving their pink pencil cases inside their Louis Vuitton knapsacks. Full Story


November 21, 2007 09:06:30 Posted at November 21, 2007 09:06:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s 18 going on 30. Not quite as disturbing as Ali Lohan and infinitely cuter but still… this girl looks old. And poses old. And acts old while acting cute. It’s called baiting the weak. Wonder if Milo was weak? She says he wasn’t. In a new interview with GQ with the attached photos Hayden denies they ever hooked up and also decides to shoot herself in the mouth, insisting she will never go to rehab, will never be popped for DUI, and will never be Britney Spears all while acknowledging her newfound paparazzi popularity. Full Story

Love for The Actor

November 21, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Skanks get too much play in gossip. So in honour of US Thanksgiving, why not some love for The Actor? The overlooked, the underrated, and along with Sandra Oh, the best part of the now-ridiculously bad and sad Grey’s Anatomy, Chandra Wilson, also at the Enchanted premiere. Chandra however, unlike her co-star Sandra, does not have a raging hag reputation. Full Story

The Queen in Silver and Pink

November 21, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Helen Mirren and her husband Taylor Hackford at the Enchanted premiere the other day. She’s a total sexpot, non? LOVE the age appropriate ensemble without looking dowdy. Love that she has some meat to grab on to. Thin women getting older – always frightening. Photos from WENN Full Story

Dirty Face & Dina

November 21, 2007 07:42:58 Posted at November 21, 2007 07:42:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo returned to NYC to spend Thanksgiving with her family which naturally means more camera time for her shameless mother. Check out Dina’s face – making sure she gets in her daughter’s shot. Nice. As you know, Dina is currently shooting that reality tv show about her life as a single showbiz mother raising two future f&ck ups. Full Story

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

After spending last night with Justin Timberlake, watching a screener for his FutureSex/LoveShow HBO Special, am now more confused than ever. Have never been a huge fan, still am not the hugest fan, still no loin quiveration, but the Pip is a pro.

Needless to say, because the show was filmed at Madison Square Garden on September 3rd, JT was extra amped. But still…his moves are killer, he sings live, he shows off his impressive range on a variety of instruments through some complicated choreography, and yes… he looks great. He looks great in pants. The suits are impeccably tailored, the hats are beautifully constructed, and most importantly, his ego doesn’t threaten to take over Manhattan. He also produced the program and directed the stage production – the Pip is overwhelmingly talented.

So what the hell is he doing with Jessica Biel? Shameful waste, really. Shame, shame, shame.

Pip’n’Ass of course are currently on tour in Australia. She has finally joined him after an almost 3 week separation amid rumours that he and one of his dancers are gettin" it on. And after watching the HBO Special (click here for viewing schedule and preview in Canada and here for HBO schedule and preview elsewhere) I can’t decide if it’s the blonde or the brunette. On stage, he has killer chemistry with the blonde. But during a rather cute Q&A feature with the crew taped with Karen Duffy that opens the doc, something unmistakably hot buzzes hard between JT and a shorthaired brownhaired girl that will set your smutty tingle off immediately.

Further – am told from a trusted source that Shelf was actually supposed to fly out 10 days ago and cancelled her ticket at the last minute. Is his rebound finally over? Doubtful. Remember, Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is a Stage Five Clinger.

But seriously…JT could do so much better.

By the way, in Western Canada Movie Central will be airing the special again on Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:30 p.m. PT.

Tuesday – wicked new giveaway and blogging all day. Refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Cheap & Crafty is absolutely NOT Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet! I mean really… really!!!???!!!

Size 7?

November 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I could jam my size 8s into these babies, they’d be mine. Sadly, I am one size too big. But if you are a size 7…what the hell are you waiting for? They are exquisite YSL lace-ups, in the most perfect green, and better yet…they were once worn by La Madge for a W Magazine photo shoot. Full Story

Sienna & Rhys: Back to the Beach

November 20, 2007 12:25:24 Posted at November 20, 2007 12:25:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Their love first bloomed on the beach in Spain (attached), now Sienna and Rhys Ifans are headed back to la plage – pictured here at the airport on holiday in Mexico. With Rhys in her bed, Sienna has kept a remarkably low profile the last couple of months, preferring instead to work quietly and play quietly and toning down her attention seeking antics. Full Story

How He Pees

November 20, 2007 11:38:37 Posted at November 20, 2007 11:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non? Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 Cup video. If you haven’t heard of it – it’s the nasty clip of two girls licking sh-t. Full Story

Perv ‘Stache and a Pompadour

November 20, 2007 11:15:32 Posted at November 20, 2007 11:15:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robin Thicke and his wife Paula partied at Butter last night. Robin also brought along his perv ‘stache and rocked a pompadour. Not exactly the sweetest look ever. Perv ‘staches are for sexual predators. In his case, perhaps a sexual predator who went to boarding school, but a sexual predator nonetheless. Full Story

He Slashes & Sings

November 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp is so perfect it’s almost unkind. What’s even more unkind however is that Johnny has no Oscar, though that may change this year. Sweeney Todd is due out at Christmas and the buzz is building. The handicaps keep changing but word according to insiders now is that it’ll be Johnny vs Daniel Day Lewis in a photo finish. Full Story