Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:34:05 March 13, 2009 10:34:05

Does brown cover meth face? (Dlisted)

Lilo’s muscular ‘mo (Hollywood Tuna)

Another tv girl back in her place (Just Jared)

The cast of New Moon in makeup (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson by Karl Lagerfeld (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alba Bitch lumpy sateen! (INO)

Would you eat Clooney tofu? (Cele|bitchy)

Star Magazine bullsh-t of the week: Brad Pitt pulls a Jude Law (IDLYITW)

Dress like a Vagina Virgin (Webster’s is my bitch)

Becks should have used this excuse (Kickette)

Do you like her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:01:05 March 13, 2009 10:01:05

It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena though, kinda quirky to begin with, I don’t know…I think I like it. Full Story

How to look like Taylor Kitsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 08:44:35 March 13, 2009 08:44:35

On the cover of Men’s Health. You know I love him. But if I’m honest, I have to say I don’t love the hair. I can’t get down with hair like that. It’s too… truck stop/Fabio/trailer park. He needs to cut it. After Wolverine it’s time to cut it. The rest of him however, the rest of him we won’t change a thing. Full Story

Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 08:04:33 March 13, 2009 08:04:33

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should have jumped at the chance to meet her but instead pretty much told her to sit the f-ck DOWN at the Grammys. Full Story

GOOPy gladiator booties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 07:42:00 March 13, 2009 07:42:00

Last year around this time, my Gwyneth started rocking every Iron Man red carpet in 6 inch crazy heels. Soon after they started selling out everywhere. She’s since been credited with making them the Must. GOOPy has a shoe thing. Today in London, wearing a black trench and bare legs, G stepped out in a brand new pair of nude gladiator booties with … a built-in sock? Definitely not for the MiniVan, hell no. Full Story

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Shrek drive fast car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 07:22:58 March 13, 2009 07:22:58

Q: why do they keep making these movies?A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and hanging out with Donkey. Q: why do they keep watching these movies???A: good taste is dead. Full Story

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Movie Star Nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 07:07:28 March 13, 2009 07:07:28

I have always loved her nose. She has a great nose. I also prefer when she lets her hair down. This is Julia Roberts in Paris with that sexy beast Clive Owen continuing to promote Duplicity through Europe. Julia decided to amp it up for a change…and this is good. Too many boring suits these days, it’s nice to see her in a slinky black dress. Full Story

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March 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 06:50:28 March 13, 2009 06:50:28

This is for Darren who bet his wife Jennifer and his sister in law Jennifer a Starbucks gift card that there was NO WAY George Clooney would appear on ER in any one of the last few episodes: Pay up.  Full Story

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So most of you would rather touch Billy Ray Cyrus’s soul patch or die than be locked in a room listening to Emmy Rossum’s music – according to the poll, that is.

My favourite Would You Rather answers almost always come from Douglas H in Moncton, NB. He did not disappoint this time: Billy Ray’s soul patch in my no no zone in the back seat of some busted ass car over Rossum songs – ANYDAY!

For those of you who are on Rossum side though, perhaps this video will help. Or not.

Douglas, don’t watch this. You’ll throw yourself out of the building.

Two late posts yesterday – Angelina Jolie back in NYC and holy f-ck, when did Jackson Rathbone get so hot??? Scroll down to get caught up.

Thursday – more Joaquin Phoenix shenanigans, GOOPy Thursday, and Robert Pattinson’s GQ cover.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Next week is Toronto Fashion Week! On Tuesday at 9pm, it’s the second annual Heart Truth Fashion Show featuring top Canadian designers who’ve created one of a kind red dresses to be modelled down the runway by a few recognisable Canadian ladies in support of the Heart & Stroke Foundation. This year, I have the honour of participating and have been paired with Evan Biddell, winner of the first ever Project Runway Canada. Gah! Hope he likes eaters? Do any designers like eaters? Click here to see Biddell’s work. I am afraid of him.

Anyway, the show is strict invite-only. But the F-list is giving away a pair of tickets for Tuesday with priority seating and one night accommodation at the Cosmopolitan Hotel! If you’re interested, simply answer the following question:

Who did I wear at the Oscars? (Hint: The answer can be found at the F-list blog). Send your answer to [email protected] with Fashion Week as the title before midnight Pacific Friday March 13, 2009 if you’re interested. Two winners will be chosen. See you there!

Click here for more information about Heart Truth.

Do you think the other moms hate her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 15:58:35 March 12, 2009 15:58:35

This is Elle Macpherson dropping her kids off at school today. She has 2 sons. She looks like she’s running around on a college campus. Turning 45 at the end of the month! Do you think dad drop-off is exceptionally high at this school? Do you think she’s friends with any of the other non-supermodel moms? I wonder what they say about her behind her back. Full Story

Robo Weave!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 15:08:29 March 12, 2009 15:08:29

How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story

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