Three Whiskers got a job!
It’s been a long, long time. And he owes Mark Ruffalo. Mark is directing a new film called Sympathy for Delicious and because he’s the sweetest guy ever has charitably offered Orlando Bloom a part. But can Orly keep up? Delicious also stars the underrated Laura Linney who, obviously, can act circles around Orly’s pretty (but useless) little ass. Full Story
Amy’s new job!
Short maternity leave. Check out Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones yesterday shooting scenes for Amy’s new pilot for NBC from Greg Daniels, executive producer of The Office. The project still does not have a title but word is Full Story
Baby blue track pants!
Don’t know why but my favourite photos this morning are of Hugh Jackman at the playground with his wife and daughter Ava yesterday in New York wearing his styley hat and… track pants. BABY BLUE track pants! Where I come from, dudes who wear baby blue track pants also drive camaros. And here’s the Sexiest Man Alive surrounded by paps at the park. Full Story
January 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Happy Birthday Kathy! With love from Jane whose besties were born a day apart. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
You’d think it’d be about the girl sh-t this Oscar season with so many hotly contested races. Turns out, the boys can be just as bitchy. More on that later.
Smutty updates today on the Freeze’s face, Xenu’s Russian courtship, and another setback ahead for Porny Simpson? Like those photos, despite giving us so much pleasure, weren’t bad enough, now it’s her career in crisis.
It’s Tuesday – am online all day. Check back often!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Vicky Cristina Barcelona – did you see it? Penelope Cruz is spectacular. And Javier Bardem… after this film, you will know Javier Bardem. The underrated Rebecca Hall will give you the girl quivers too. Vicky Cristina Barcelona comes out on DVD today. Want a copy? If interested, send an email to [email protected] with Vicky as the title. We'll draw the name on Monday.
Olga is not demode
My Olga Kurylenko is in Paris for Fashion Week – at Chanel today and look! Blessed by the Karl himself! Karl seems to be quite pleased by this new Bond girl. But of course not quite as taken as he is by Keira Knightley who is very thin and doesn’t do anything disgusting … like eat food. Full Story
Punk ass demode
It’s Avril Lavigne, punk ass little bitch in perpetuity, on set of a photo shoot yesterday appealing to 14 year olds. Avril is now 24. And this is her curse. She has not evolved with her fan base. Even Britney has evolved with her fan base. Or vice versa. Britney’s fan base aged with her, they followed her. Full Story
What’s Freezy doing?
Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been hiding out in Nashville waiting for the Australia tide of disappointment to recede. For the most part, she’s been able to steer remarkably clear of the paps. Probably because paps don’t really hang out much in Nashville…only when she calls them. Full Story
The First Couple of Fail
There is no hate-on for Porny. Quite the opposite actually. Over time, my black ass heart has opened for Jessica Simpson out of sheer pity. She doesn’t mean unwell. She’s not poorly intentioned. But she was raised, well, you know, by a dude who freely talks about her D cups. And without friends, without girls like us, she really never had a chance to be a girl like us. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
The MiniVan hates vegetables? (Dlisted)
RiRi in a bikini! (Hollywood Tuna)
Daniel Craig: skinny jeans, new job (Just Jared)
SAG party pics! (Pop Sugar)
Would you work out to look like HER??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
These two > Oprah (INO)
Harry has Obama fever too! (Cele|bitchy)
How often does a cokehead eat food? (The Blemish)
She only attracts the ugly ones (Holy Moly)
Are power suits hotter than swimsuits? (Popoholic)
Man Skin
Ryan Reynolds at Vancouver airport yesterday heading out after wrapping on Wolverine. He had brunch at Sophie's Diner first. But that skin! Even he has to admire his own skin! Check him out checking himself out in the car window reflection. Maybe this explains the foundation issue? Because his natural skin is so perfect, when it gets layered with makeup it just looks extra extra pretty. Full Story
