Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A. he really is beautiful and B. he truly is an artist. I won’t argue with beautiful. Beautiful is many things to many people. The only thing it is NOT is Tori Spelling and Donatella Versace. Full Story
I have a nose thing. And I’ve just realised Nicole Richie has a killer nose! LOVE her nose! Here she is with her dad and little sister at the ASCAP Pop Awards last night in Hollywood looking so beautiful and so healthy. It’s been three months since Little Harlow was born. Three months and Nicole has not reverted to starvation mode. Full Story
His name is Devendra Banhart. He’s a musician. But of course he is. Only musicians can get away with sh*t like this. You’re not a true artist without an overabundance of facial hair and dirty fingernails, see? At least not for those in their 20s. So textbook and cliché it hurts to see that Natalie Portman subscribes to it as well. Full Story
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz – they’re engaged, she confirmed it online ending weeks of speculation. Oh and by the way, she’s launching her own clothing line… it comes out on April 22nd. Coincidence … or conspiracy? Why are these f*ckers SO transparent??? How long can a marriage/engagement really last if it’s exploited for professional purposes right off the get? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story
Love a couple that can find each other again. And you can’t say they haven’t tried. Four months after filing for divorce and experimenting with others, including Sean with supermodel Petra Nemcova just 6 weeks ago, he and Robin are reconciling very publicly. Sean dedicated a song to her during an Eddie Vedder performance the other night. Full Story
To Katie – Happy Birthday from Jessie! She’s sorry she didn’t sent this earlier… blame the undergrad workload! And just to make up for it… here’s a blast from Bennifer past. I miss them too! Many, many thanks to Stacey M and Marcie in Calgary for all your kind work on Thursday night at BLVD for gossip night. Full Story
Sorry about the late start. Site issues this morning… am now blogging furiously!
Another day…another Gwyneth! So far it’s been a great week! Gwyneth walked the carpet again last night and, surprise!, was rather forthcoming when asked about her children, explaining that little Moses just celebrated his 2nd birthday and that she was just coming from his Mexican themed birthday party. Moses apparently “loves guacamole. There were no presents though because “his daddy” isn’t around and they’ve decided to wait until they can all be together.
She always does this. She almost NEVER says Chris’s name publicly. It’s always “my husband” or “Apple’s daddy”. In her mind, somehow this keeps the distance, the formality, so as to keep the rest of us at arm’s length when it comes to private life. My Gwyneth is amazingly insufferable.
All this, of course, was told to People.com. You know her new movie Iron Man is coming out in 3 weeks, right?
It’s Wednesday – will be posting all day. One more swag giveaway to come so check back often!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Thanks for all of your kind messages re: the Junos. And thanks to my trainer Hayley McGowan for getting me ready for the Junos. Am still not where she wants me to be but she kicks my ass three times a week and all of a sudden I’ve increased my running distance by 25% and doubled my plank time mostly because I can’t escape her. Every other day she comes to me. Knocks on my door, drags me out to the park, hauls the gear out her car, and judges me until I work hard. As a result, my bum is a little smaller. This is all that matters, non? Besides, she’s also ridiculously attractive which, for a petty bitch like me, also provides much motivation. If you’re looking for fitness change-up, click here, give Hayley a call. You will love her.
PPS. The GMD is not holding down his Robobride.
PPPS. Miss Cranky is not Sandra Bullock. Or Scarlett Johansson. Or Reese Witherspoon. But that’s close…sort of.
I went out last night with my friend Dean. For some reason during the course of our conversation, we agreed that our new motto is: If you’re not a Brenda, I don’t want to know you. Remember when Brenda left and Valerie came on the show and smoked pot right off the top? Weak. Brenda never had to resort to a gimmick to come off as a bitch. Full Story