The Desirable Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 09:04:00 August 4, 2008 09:04:00

Nicole Kidman is supposed to play some kind of hot socialite in Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming epic Australia…so in other words, it’s like the Matrix. A suspension of disbelief. I can do that. A few stills have been released from the film scheduled to premiere in November. Baz is apparently award hunting. Full Story

Scarjo Solo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 07:45:55 August 4, 2008 07:45:55

Ryan Reynolds has been spending some time at home in Vancouver with his family. Last week he was seen at The Cascade on Main and then on Friday night having dinner at an old favourite haunt in Kits. Am told he’s been hanging out with his brother. Scarlett Johansson meanwhile attended Teen Choice last night looking rather matronly. Full Story

Old lady with no feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 07:21:00 August 4, 2008 07:21:00

30 year old Hayden Panettiere last night at Teen Choice – short girl in a maxi dress, never my favourite. Because you can never see the feet. Weird, right? Like something could be living under there. Or Milo could be commanding her from there, ordering her around, telling her how to walk, when to smile, that she must look older. Full Story

Choice Becks…and Posh too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:53:18 August 4, 2008 06:53:18

Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last night from head to toe. Full Story

The Taupes on the campaign trail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:34:09 August 4, 2008 06:34:09

The Taupes and the Damons were in Miami this weekend at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flew from LA on Friday specifically for the event, and squeezed in a visit with their besties Matt and Lucy who are also pregnant. Curiously enough, they had overlapping pregnancies last time too. Full Story

It’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:30:00 August 4, 2008 06:30:00

The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids with the nanny no one ??? and enjoy a night out? Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many months without her usual glow. Full Story

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Robo Androgynous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:19:46 August 4, 2008 06:19:46

I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans. Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just like her ass awful hair. And her geriatric style. Full Story

What’s the common denominator?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:02:00 August 4, 2008 06:02:00

The moment you’ve been waiting for… Hello Magazine purchased the European rights to the Pitt Family photos and, of course, as you know, People Magazine secured the exclusives in North America. Note the People cover – what’s the common denominator? The parents, the Twin Wonders, and the Chosen One too! As for the other three? Totally irrelevant. Full Story

August 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 05:59:55 August 4, 2008 05:59:55

Happy 30th Birthday Maura in Halifax! It’s the best decade ever! To Pat (and Harry) – Enjoy your first anniversary. Together. Love, Lizanne. And for B Karimian – I know Sundays are lonely, you poor thing. Hang in there… I’m here for you. And my voice too. WIth love, this Chinese bitch. Full Story