Is it sad how giddy I was last night over the return of 30 Rock and The Office? Now if there was a show about being “friends” with Tina Fey, I’d be lining up overnight to audition. Why isn’t Tina Fey going to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner?
Oh right. Because that sack of useless skank Pamela Anderson can make a more meaningful contribution there. WTF???
It’s Friday – am moving this weekend so while you’re out having fun, think of me ass deep in dust and boxes.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Kristen Bell is not cranky. Also not Maggie Gyllenhaal.
PPS. I have Calgary withdrawal.
Sarah Larson has just signed a new modeling contract – at 28 years old, it’s a rare accomplishment. She strutted down the catwalk the other day in Vegas for a charity fashion show and was asked by reporters about how she met George Clooney, how long they’ve known each other, and what she has planned next. Full Story
Not that this will surprise you but just in case. You know that show she’s doing? The search for Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new BFF? Well it’s not really real people who are being auditioned but actors. Real actors. Real actors on both coasts have been called to expose themselves to her infection to pretend to want to be friends with that filthy whore virus. Full Story
Damn. Cammie D is kickin’ it into high gear leading up to heavy promo for What Happens in Vegas and showing off a body that is supposedly entertaining Gerard Butler these days, although he insists it’s not true. Whatever. My sources say they’re all about private karaoke…together. Full Story
David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. When I’m grumpy my husband and I play The Beckham Game, emulating David’s PDA - funnest game ever and works every time! As usual, Becks is hot. Full Story
Happy 30th Julie B in Stratford! I’ve heard about your smut and martini nights with Chris and Pam and Julie M. Hopefully you’ll all be able to get together for another one soon. Happy 30th Jane R of Ottawa! Love that you’re not accepting gifts at the party tomorrow. Love that you’re only accepting food bank donations. Full Story
Site issues from yesterday should be all sorted out – sorry it was such a drag. Smut is fully functional today but update your bookmarks!
It’s Spring… love is in the air. New love, old love, fake love.
Thursday – am online all day, remember to refresh.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Natalie Portman is not taking coke for the pain.
PPS. Christina Ricci is not cranky.
Happens to a supermodel. It’s a testament to Christy’s undisputed gorgessity that her face remains unaffected. Because when most of us wear bad hair, everything else goes to sh*t too. But still… Not even Christy Turlington can pull off this half mullet. WTF??? This is Christy yesterday at the FilmAid International Power of Film Gala last night in New York with locks that belong on a head to toe denim-clad chainsmoking gravel voiced hick from a bumf&ck small town with missing teeth minding a corner store alongside a husband who might be her brother. Full Story
See? I’m telling you. In person, she’s not that… unappealing. In person, she’s actually kinda cute. At least a few boys think so. And she’s been linked with enough of them to prove it. Consider this: no one will go near Lindsay Lohan anymore. But Rumer Willis is not off limits. Full Story