Britney and KFed fighting through their lawyers in court today over whether or not Chicken Fried is complying with court-mandated drug testing requirements. Word is, Team Federline is aiming to further restrict Britney’s access to her children. As usual, the prospect of losing them hasn’t appeared to bother Britney. She went shopping for a new car.
Meanwhile, the new Camelot invaded Washington last night. Once again, KatE did not disappoint. More on that later.
But it was the GMD’s ex wife who was the star of the carpet on Wednesday. Granny Freeze was a statue in fuchsia at the GMAs, showing country how to do couture. But of course she did. And that’s why they hate her. Details to come.
Thursday, am posting all day.
Yours in gossip,
As Keira Knightley would say – get ready to be raped by sugar. Hard. Thanks to Sophia for the link! Prepare your gag reflex for the following 5 minute video – Emmy Rossum will test the limits of your sanity. I promise. We are shopping with Rossum and her stylist in preparation for her “record release party”. Full Story
Quiveration CAN come out of stupidity. As you know, Shia LeBoeuf was arrested the other day after acting like a douchebag drunk off his ass at a Walgreens in Chicago. When confronted by the paps today about the incident, Shia did not shirk from shame, he did not run, nor did he hide behind a burly bodyguard with an attitude problem. Full Story
This week’s Gossip Girl was all about Chuck. Love Chuck. Chuck is so deliciously depraved – that scene with Blair up on stage, the two of them locking eyes as if trapped in their own private moment … the hotness! – and then so surprisingly sweet, asking her if she was “sure” before mauling each other in the back of the limo… enough with Chace Crawford, you know? Ed Westwick is where it’s at! And my new favourite Blake Lively too. Full Story
After a few frizzy blonde disastrous sightings, my Rumey has bounced back nicely, looking … not bad… at the DKNY event last night in a simple black dress underneath a gorgeous tuxedo jacket. Rumer gets invited to another red carpet! Yay! As my friend Duana asserted last week, with her forehead exposed to balance out her jaw, Rumer really isn’t so offensive. Full Story
In between chandelier shopping and picking up a sweet new Mercedes ride, and hopping in the shower in the middle of a radio interview, Britney Spears is supposed to comply with court ordered random drug testing. A missed test constitutes a FAILED test. And Britney has reportedly missed 8 out of 14 tests, prompting Team Federline to storm the judge this morning asking to take away her right to see her children, thereby allowing HIM full access and the bank account that comes with it. Full Story
No clue why she’s here. Busy shooting some sh*tty straight to dvd release, no doubt. Thanks to Lisa for the following hilarious description the other day: I just saw her near Choices in Yaletown. She was extremely thin wearing a shiny black Adidas tracksuit. Think Run DMC, but with pink stripes. Full Story
At first quick glance, she could be Anna’s doppelganger, non? But where Anna is perpetually preserved by too much gin and a black heart bitch, Christina looks healthier than she has in years. Body looks great, bangs look great, massive forehead brilliantly concealed, Christina simply glowed last night in NY at the DKNY event. Full Story
Common showed up at the DKNY Delicious Night Fragrance Launch Party last night and … well… the man is a sexy, sexy beast. At least when he knows to keep the ass backwards social statements to himself. Common is focusing these days on his film career – can currently be seen in American Gangster alongside Denzel and Russell and will appear next in Angelina Jolie’s Wanted. Full Story
So blatantly obvious and still the MiniVan Majority will eat his sh*t up – the GMD arrived with his Katie/Jackie in tow last night to screen Lions for Lambs in DC. As you can see, from the demure neckline to the simple chain to the dress and especially the shoes… Katie is now a Kennedy charged with the task of glamourising a Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story