Diddy Dillard’s

February 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Diddy showed up at Madonna’s Malawi Gucci event last night and in the wake of so many super elite arrivals, no one really cared. Poor Diddy. Or Sean. It has to be the constant name changes – makes for bad luck. After all, if you can’t even hang on to a name, if you can’t even own your identity, why would your career be any more stable? And this is why Diddy has suddenly become very much a B list player, a subtle difference but a palpable one nonetheless. Full Story

Fashion Judgment

February 7, 2008 11:53:31 Posted at February 7, 2008 11:53:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Front row at Vera Wang today – Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley, faces full of judgment. On normal people, these expressions could most certainly be interpreted as negative reviews. Given that these two only smile once a year, however, in this case it’s much more difficult to say. I will always have nightmares about Andre Leon Talley at the Oscars last February. Full Story

The Elvis Gene is an Exception

February 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are few exceptions to my Celebrity Baby Theory. Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, definitely. And most definitely Elvis Presley and Priscilla. Both beyond beautiful, their offspring escaped the ugly curse though the same can’t be said in other areas. Full Story

Before George

February 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re a bit dated but have never been addressed here and in spite of the vulgarity, it really is too good to ignore. Especially since it’s George Clooney, the George Clooney idolised as the perfect man by women everywhere. NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Remember this? Full Story

Angelina Un-Hollywood

February 7, 2008 09:24:09 Posted at February 7, 2008 09:24:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie travelled to Iraq this week, risking her life to fight for the rights of displaced refugees. As you can see, she looks bunk. Super tired, super weary, battling through pregnancy sickness while trying saving the world. The most beautiful woman, arguably, in Hollywood during an interview with CNN waved off the makeup artist, appearing on international television – and you know this will get aired everywhere – to urge the global community to do what’s right by victims of war. Full Story

Matching Couples

February 7, 2008 09:02:57 Posted at February 7, 2008 09:02:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen and Gavin in black and fuelling the baby bump obsession. Why do people lose their sh*t these days over baby bumps??? More intriguing is the Gwen/Madge connection. As you can see, Gwen and Gavin brought their brand to the Malawi event last night, though there have long been rumours that her Madgesty does not appreciate that Gwen is essentially the new Her. Full Story

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Salma in Midnight Blue

February 7, 2008 07:57:56 Posted at February 7, 2008 07:57:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Salma with her baby father and fiancé at last night’s Malawi event. Francois is the head of the company that overseas Gucci. Which means he wrote Madge’s cheque last night. But look at the engineering achievement of this dress. Salma’s tits, even pre-Valentina, were enormous. Full Story

Crazy Uncool

February 7, 2008 06:58:50 Posted at February 7, 2008 06:58:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Being crazy is one thing. Because if you’re cool and crazy, it’s all good. Cool can turn crazy into an artform – just ask Christopher Walken. But there is nothing, nothing, nothing worse in showbiz than being uncool. And Tom Cruise is uncool. Tom Cruise is SO uncool that he makes anyone who associates with him uncool too. Full Story

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My Gwyneth Back in Pink

February 7, 2008 06:32:36 Posted at February 7, 2008 06:32:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most of you hate her snotty little face and her smut little attitude. It’s the way she looks at you, right? Because she is better than you. She is one of a few select women in the world who get first pass at the new Balenciaga bag half a year before anyone else. So of course she’s better than you, she’s better than everyone… don’t you know??? This is my Gwyneth last night in support of her BFF Madonna, radiant in pink, as fit as she’s ever been with long, taut, lean legs and hair that looks like it’s been trimmed… total gorgessity in her Oscar-winning colour. Full Story

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Britney, Justin’s Finger, and Rolling Stone

February 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somehow Britney escaped from the psych ward yesterday – apparently a lawyer overruled the medical recommendation and let her go. As you probably know, she tore off immediately for Adnan and the paps. Why her parents were not holding vigil outside that hospital door, why Lynne wasn’t handcuffed to her child, how she managed to saunter outta there without her parents throwing themselves in her way is beyond me. Full Story

Madge for Malawi

February 7, 2008 05:54:01 Posted at February 7, 2008 05:54:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She brought Lola. Lola who is already 11 – can you believe she’s already 11? – and refreshingly actually still LOOKS 11, unlike Ali Lohan who only looked 11 when she was inside her Dina’s womb. And while Lola is clearly showing the unmistakable sign of little girl vanity, her mother appears to be succeeding in holding on to her youth. Full Story

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