Smutty Tingles

February 12, 2016 22:01:10 Posted at February 12, 2016 22:01:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Kanye West Taylor Swift situation….

I’ve been thinking about it all day. And trying to write about it. But I can’t get it out, because I don’t know that it’s over. I feel like there’s more. That it’s not over. So I’m waiting. Waiting to see how the rest of this plays out. And whether or not some of it will play out at the Grammys. Please know then that I do intend to post about it. I just want to think on it longer. All good?

PetSmart Charities of Canada is playing Cupid at its National Adoption Weekend, taking place Feb. 12 – 14 at PetSmart stores across the country.  Click here for details.
 
I mean, sure, maybe he overreacted but are you not embarrassed by the people with their phones out like that? (Dlisted

Kristen Wiig as …Peyton Manning? (Just Jared

Alexander Skarsgard in Berlin (Cele|bitchy

Ryan Reynolds and Olivia Wilde talk about sex scenes (TooFab

The Clooneys and Angela Merkel (Pop Sugar

Gwyneth Paltrow’s great ass (The Superficial

Fast scoring….and this is not a sexual euphemism (Hollywood Tuna

YESSSS TILDA (Go Fug Yourself

Gwen Stefani’s song about Blake Shelton (Evil Beet

Tom Cruise in Malta

February 12, 2016 21:28:30 Posted at February 12, 2016 21:28:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Cruise was seen in Malta today, scouting locations for The Mummy. The movie is scheduled for release in June 2017. He’s also supposed to go into production for Mission: Impossible 6 this summer, at least that’s what he said last summer. Full Story

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Josh & Diane together

February 12, 2016 20:05:46 Posted at February 12, 2016 20:05:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Late last year, Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus were reportedly all over each other at a bar in New York while Joshua Jackson was travelling the world. Click here for a refresher. They both denied that they were hooking up. Here’s Diane with Joshua at the Smart People opening night in New York, their first red carpet since whatever did or didn’t happen with Norman went down. Full Story

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Scandal Returns: The Rise of Jake

February 12, 2016 15:31:15 Posted at February 12, 2016 15:31:15
Duana Posted by Duana
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Scandal Season 5 Episode 10 recap You know, when we left Scandal, there was a feeling that nothing could ever be the same. And, true to the show’s promise, nothing is. In fact they want to show you just how topsy-turvy everything is. Abby’s out of the loop, but is also the President’s right-hand-woman! Olivia can’t get Fitz on the phone, and she’s a step behind her clients instead of ahead. Full Story

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How To Get Away With Murder returns

February 12, 2016 15:11:15 Posted at February 12, 2016 15:11:15
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How To Get Away With Murder Season 2 Episode 10 recap Let’s discuss Bonnie’s new eyeliner: good, right? Do you think it’s because they realize they’re going to have to shoot around her while she’s doing the Gilmore miniseries (I mean, I assume Paris Geller is in every frame, right?) so they want us to remember her? Or is it because Bonnie is driving the bus? I’m really down with it. Full Story

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February 12, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 12, 2016 14:53:35 Posted at February 12, 2016 14:53:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

"Meredith: Happy Belated Birthday and sorry for being the worst, most self-consumed friend in the world. You are my rock, my shoulder, my biggest fan, and my all-time favorite roommate, and I'm sorry that I fail at being all of those things for you.” Colleen asked for pictures of Charlie Hunnam to make it up to you, Meredith. Full Story

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Dear Gossips,

It was announced yesterday that on July 31st, which is JK Rowling’s birthday and also Harry Potter’s birthday, Harry Potter And The Cursed Child Parts I & II will be published, immediately following the stage production.

Relief.

Because when the announcement first came out last October, I was one of probably millions of whiney babies who moaned about not being able to get to London’s West End to see the play and whyyyyyy couldn’t it have been a book? Click here for a refresher.

Well now it is a book. NOT A NOVEL.


The story is set 19 years after the end of The Deathly Hallows. Like the Battle of Hogwarts, I’m assuming, and not the epilogue at King’s Cross. And the darkness, it comes back in unexpected places. Well of course it does. What’s life without some darkness, even for those who live among magic? So, basically, there is no happily ever after. There are just stretches of happiness balanced out by challenges. Sound familiar? That’s what good luck, bad luck, and feng shui is all about too!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey