Understatement of the Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 09:27:00 April 3, 2008 09:27:00

Chace Crawford’s sister Candice spoke to People.com about her brother’s break up with Carrie Underwood, explaining that “he was upset” over the split but that he’s now “doing okay”. Full Story

La Petite Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 09:16:00 April 3, 2008 09:16:00

She looks French! Somehow the GMD and KatE Holmes Cruise were able to produce a Gallic heir. Look at that pout! And that adorable overbite… seriously, how can you not love Little Sci! Elle est trop mignone! From the pages of the new OK! Magazne Full Story

Sit DOWN Bobby Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 09:00:00 April 3, 2008 09:00:00

Bobby Brown is writing a book. Or he’s babbling into a tape recorder while someone else writes his book for him. Needless to say, a dude who’s hard up for cash and crack will say anything. In his tome, Bobby alleges that it was Whitney who led him astray and not vice versa. "I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Full Story

Wish You Weren’t Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 04:56:00 April 3, 2008 04:56:00

Every woman’s gay lover Tom Ford in Beverly Hills yesterday quivering my loins with his amazing amazingness. Sigh. It hurts so badly that I repulse him. That he’d rather shop at Walmart than have sex with me. Actually… Maybe not. After all, it is Tom Ford. And the best thing about Tom Ford, aside from what he looks like and how he wears it and how he owns it and how f*cking goddamn fine he is, is that he is a bitch. Full Story

Mimi and the Cradle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 04:52:00 April 3, 2008 04:52:00

Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have loved him since Drumline. Full Story

Hello Cristina Linden, Forget Elisha Cuthbert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 04:50:00 April 3, 2008 04:50:00

Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames is apparently strutting around these days with an extra large set of balls after landing himself his very own blonde Hollywood starlet. Word is, since she’s not exactly working back to back these days, Elisha Cuthbert has been spending as much time as she can in Cowtown, seen out and about and even at the mall with her man. Full Story

Been a While

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 04:46:23 April 3, 2008 04:46:23

Jude Law was shooting in Toronto through the fall, for the most part flew under the radar, especially towards the end of production, and then kept a pretty low profile the last few months. He landed in Vancouver yesterday to begin work on The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus – the last of 3 actors completing what Heath Ledger left behind. Full Story

April 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 04:44:10 April 3, 2008 04:44:10

Happy Birthday Jackie B from Krista and all your smutty girls. Was great meeting you the night you made out with Matt Damon at TIFF. You don’t mind me spreading that rumour, do you? Congratulations Heidi and KC on your engagement! Congratulations to Shauna on the promotion! Time to buy that condo, yes? Full Story

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sweet Xenu… did you see David Beckham on Leno last night? The man can wear a suit. And how. In fact, he can wear a suit so well, it makes up for that voice. Yes, it does!

Becks was teased about his Armani undies ad, he remembered to call it “soccer”, told the story – again! – about how he and Victoria met, how he wanted to marry her the first time he saw her on the telly, and… oh who the f*ck cares what else. He looked hot. That’s all.

Click here and here for the clips.

Calgary – tomorrow night at BLVD Lounge! See below for details. And thanks to the incomparable Cathy Downey at Grit Communications for making it all happen - a world class communications/marketing and public relations consultant based in Calgary who has been a lifesaver. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Wednesday – am here, am blogging…remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Brittany Murphy is not off sick. Neither is Ellen Page.

PPS. Hilary Swank is not being held.

50 vs 50

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 12:10:00 April 2, 2008 12:10:00

Sharon Stone and Madonna were both born in 1958 – 50 years old this year. Who looks better? I’m fence-sitting this one out. Both are pretty fierce, although Sharon might be a little more postal. Here she is in Paris shopping with her dog today. She wears black jeans better than most. These bitches are redefining 50, non? She and Madonna and Demi Moore should make a documentary: plastic surgery success stories! Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Alanis Morrissette 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 11:53:00 April 2, 2008 11:53:00

New promotional shots for her upcoming album. Looks like a fashion catalogue… You likey? Trip down memory lane – Alanis and Ryan, old times… source ONTD  Full Story