So blatantly obvious and still the MiniVan Majority will eat his sh*t up – the GMD arrived with his Katie/Jackie in tow last night to screen Lions for Lambs in DC. As you can see, from the demure neckline to the simple chain to the dress and especially the shoes… Katie is now a Kennedy charged with the task of glamourising a Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story
Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams were seen together in Brooklyn having dinner the other day prompting some speculation that they could be getting it on. If so, am all over it. Love it. Love it a little less than I love Ryan and Natalie Portman but if he and Rachel can’t fulfill The Notebook, Michelle Williams is an acceptable consolation, non? She’s arty and independent and has a bad attitude since reformed after ditching Heath Ledger, with tons of potential and a proven indie track record and she’s refreshingly gorgeous– Michelle and Ryan are very, very compatible. Full Story
Lance Armstrong apparently couldn’t get enough of Ashley Olsen last week, taking their public flirtation private, behind the closed doors of Soho House where they were ensconced through the weekend. And though Ashley was not seen supporting Lance at the NY marathon, word is she had helped him prep in bed the night before. Full Story
Country’s reigning princess won big last night. And as you can see, Carrie Underwood’s stayed close stylistically to her roots. The waves, the curls, the gold tacky dress… this is a girl who knows how to please her fanbase. Well done. Having said that, it’s apparently no secret – Carrie Underwood isn’t exactly a sweetheart. Full Story
If he doesn’t take his hat off, and if he keeps sticking his tongue out… Ok I can kinda see it. Why Renee Z was smitten, why millions of country fans are smitten - not just smitten, in fact, but downright horny. For the first time ever, after seeing this photo, there is a quiver for Kenny. Full Story
At the CMAs last night there was little to no chance Kenny Chesney would lose to Keith Urban. Kenny’s crown was pretty much locked up. And so the Kidmans arrived with few expectations, showing up to save face and to promote Keith’s People Magazine cover and to make a glamourous announcement, despite unfounded whispers to the contrary, that he does indeed intend to honour his contractual obligations. Full Story
Lions for Lambs comes out on Friday which is why it’s GMD week! And while many prematurely proclaimed his professional death last year, even if Lions does not kill at the box office, it looks like Tom Cruise has officially re-installed himself on the power list, thanks to a fetching young wife and an irresistible Little Sci. Case in point – last night’s dinner at Cipriani in his honour brought out some major stars paying their respects. Everyone is kissing his ass. Sigh. It’s like he’s Voldemort…
As for Britney – how pathetic do you have to be to be ordered to PAY $120,000 for your ex husband to sue you over custody of your kids???
KFed apparently has no income other than the allowance he receives from his Chicken Fried Bankroll. And those monthly alimony payments totalling $15,000 are supposed to dry up in a week. As such, he can’t afford his legal fee. So he’s hitting her up to cover his bills – and she has to do it because she’s so f&cked in the head, she’s deemed less fit to parent their children than he is.
Only Britney could live a life this ass backwards.
Wednesday, blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
New issue of Hello Canada on newsstands tomorrow with an exclusive interview with French Canadian Cheese Celine Dion on leaving Vegas behind and going on the road with her beloved Rene and her precious Rene Charles. Every other word is “beautiful” and “happiness” and “singing” and “hearts”. Full Story
Brittany Murphy looks sooooo great. Better than she has maybe ever. But for some reason, unfathomable literally to everyone, she up and married this ….creep. A creep with allegedly some illegal alien issues and a very, very shady past. WTF??? Must have also been an awkward scene last night as both Brittany and Ashton Kutcher – see here Full Story
Received an email a few weeks ago from a fan of The Office (American) suspecting that there may be something going on in real life between Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski given their adorable chemistry on the show. Apparently among rabid supporters, this is their biggest fantasy, especially after hearing word that Jenna had separated from her husband. Full Story