A Glimpse of the Monster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 09:59:54 May 13, 2008 09:59:54

When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much more interesting than the mother. Full Story

Taylor, Tami, and the Kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 08:52:36 May 13, 2008 08:52:36

At the NBC Universal Experience yesterday when the network presented its 2008/2009 offering, a few cast members from the best show on television, Friday Night Lights, showed up to celebrate Ben Silverman’s smart decision to bring it back for a third season. No, I won’t shut my ass about FNL. Full Story

Jim with a beard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 07:34:00 May 13, 2008 07:34:00

No likey. John Krasinski with a beard sucks. Please make it stop. As for what’s going on on The Office – I’ve had to watch the last 2 episodes with my hands over my eyes. Something is rotten in the state of Dunder Mifflin. Jim can’t become Michael. Which means he has to leave. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 07:24:16 May 13, 2008 07:24:16

Chicken Fried Refried (DListed)

Ghetto Tits has a boyfriend??? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Alba Bitch pontificates on sex (INO)

Was my Kiki sober when she kissed Ryan Gosling? (Holy Moly)

Ben Affleck’s biggest regret (Cele|bitchy)

How Lilo Likes Her Makeup Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 05:08:22 May 13, 2008 05:08:22

Makeup sex is hot sex. Lesbian makeup sex is even hotter. Firecrotch lesbian makeup sex is the hottest. It was reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into a huge scrap the other night that left Lilo in tears, so distraught she had to be comforted by Lauren Conrad and Diana Ross’s son. Full Story

Looking Ravishing at Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 05:05:33 May 13, 2008 05:05:33

Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless nonetheless. Also attached – Charlize on the cover of the new issue of W gearing up for a whirlwind promotional tour for Hancock with Will Smith. Full Story

Looking Rough at Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 05:02:29 May 13, 2008 05:02:29

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, yesterday in New York at the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection private event. You’d think she of all people would be rocking a post-baby glow, non? Shockingly it’s been quite the opposite. Simply put, she looks like sh*t. The face is sh*t. Her hair is sh*t. Full Story

Mimi Loves the Frenzy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 05:00:08 May 13, 2008 05:00:08

She loves it. She can’t get enough of it. And look at the size of that f&cking ring! Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon went out for dinner in Beverly Hills last night and were greeted by a pap army upon leaving, all of them eager to grab a shot of our favourite newlyweds. But have you seen her wedding spread in People yet? It’s a MUST browse at the grocery. Full Story

Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 04:56:42 May 13, 2008 04:56:42

Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. Full Story

May 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 04:53:44 May 13, 2008 04:53:44

Happy 33rd Birthday Andree! How was Hamlet? Love that you love smut as much as you love Shakespeare! For my cousin Cat who completed her 3rd half marathon on Sunday and achieved her best time to date. Am so proud of you! Congratulations! Marcus would congratulate you too. Except that he’s too busy being lazy. Full Story

Monday, May 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

We spent the entire weekend on the golf course, my husband and I. We were inseparable. Sunday afternoon I lovingly asked him not to speak to me until the next morning. He was totally ok with that. More than ok. Katie Holmes might be granted front row access to Chanel every season but this is one privilege she’ll never have. Freedom is priceless.

And while Angelina Jolie spent Mother’s Day in France surrounded by her children and a loving and hot Pitt partner, Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend… well, where else? By the pool in the sun of course. She was joined by John Mayer and several paparazzi crews who, yet again, cleverly managed to elude her security team.

Three years later and the tit for tat is still going strong.

Monday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Wilmer Valderamma is not Keeping it Legal.

PPS. A few site upgrades on the back end were implemented this weekend. You might need to hit F5 to refresh the homepage. Please note some features are still being tweaked like the Read More section and the Smutty Index too.  Thanks for your patience!