My Friend Jess in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2008 09:22:39 June 10, 2008 09:22:39

As I said the other day, because her family keeps failing her, because her gay keeps failing her, because she has no real friends, let’s do her a solid. Let’s be her friend. Jessica Simpson needs friends. Last night she arrived in NYC from Dallas presumably to start promoting her country album. Full Story

Want James Now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2008 08:42:00 June 10, 2008 08:42:00

James McAvoy at the German premiere of Wanted. His co-star is currently hiding out somewhere in France protecting the two future saviours of humanity. As such, James is doing part of the publicity tour for the movie on his own. Not that there’s a complaint. None at all. Just James is just fine. Full Story

Bros Before Hos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2008 07:53:08 June 10, 2008 07:53:08

Is that what they say? Duana was trying to remember the female equivalent last week. It came to her in the end: Chicks before dicks. But this is about Bromance… and Brody Jenner has just landed his own show on MTV Full Story

The 3rd Annual Smut Soiree!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2008 07:26:00 June 10, 2008 07:26:00

In Toronto, there’s no party like a Society party and for the 3rd year in a row, LaineyGossip.com is partnering with The Society for the Smut Soiree! Last year we took over the Roots Flagship on Bloor. This year, since it is all about the gossip, we’re totally going obnoxiously Hollywood. Full Story

Short Looks Older?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2008 07:02:34 June 10, 2008 07:02:34

Hayden Panettiere has chopped off her locks. Check her out, trying to rock the Posh the other night heading to the Kanye West show. You likey? Me no likey. The forehead, you know? Having said that, there is an advantage to taking it short: she looks much older. She looked old before but now it’s almost middle aged. Full Story

Lilo, SamRo, and Lily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2008 06:47:00 June 10, 2008 06:47:00

Relief! Hollywood’s hottest couple survives. After a quick trip to Montreal for a gig, Samantha Ronson was back in Lindsay Lohan’s arms yesterday, visiting her on set of Labour Pains. Look at that body language. Sexy non? The two quickly became inseparable again and last night hooked up with none other than Lily Allen for dinner at Il Sole, to the dismay of Courteney Cox who was also trying to have a quiet dinner there. Full Story

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Junior Pay Day!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2008 06:21:45 June 10, 2008 06:21:45

Kevin Federline Junior added to his net worth yesterday as wife Tori Spelling delivered their second child – a girl they called Stella Doreen. Tori went in yesterday for a scheduled c-section as confirmed by her publicist. Stella’s arrival sets up Junior for life and it is a testament to his masterful golddiggery that he is acknowledging this daughter as his only daughter when in fact, he and Mary Jo Eustace had just adopted a baby girl when he walked out on them for Tori three years ago. Full Story

June 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2008 06:04:09 June 10, 2008 06:04:09

To Val M who is “terrified” about the quarter century mark…what?!?! Now you’re making an old lady feel even older! Thanks for taking me to the new job with you. CJ’s right though, Rufus deserves your affection, but definitely not your lust. Your lust belongs to Chuck Bass. Full Story

Monday, June 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

My husband has the assiest style, like, ever. Totally oblivious to what looks ok and what looks like loser. So the mantra in our house is: if he thinks it looks good, it means it looks like sh*t.

Normally I don’t care. But we’re headed to Toronto this week and he’s coming to our party and I’m the asshole who doesn’t want to be seen with the dude who still rocks pleats. Pleats!!!

So we went shopping. We went shopping and we had to fight over his Poland circa 1979 sense of style. What’s most heartbreaking though is that he has a clothes hanger body, which means when he’s willing to not look like a dork, he has the potential of looking pretty good. This is why Quiveration is a package, see? It’s never just a face, or just a body. It’s the way the face and the body are packaged and sold. Because if David Beckham dressed like my husband, I don’t care what he looks like naked. My loins would say no.

Surprisingly enough though, he also bought a new pair of golf shoes this weekend… inspired by Justin Timberlake’s. He said it was the only part of Pip’s golf gear he was down with, making mention that Pip’s pants were “goofy”. Ugh. You see what I have to live with?

Congratulations to the following winners of the Cesar Millan book giveaway contest!

Tanya N and Bogart, Erin M and Reese, and Lori B and Willy. Also attached…Marcus being a dickhead at grandpa’s, mooching for food, as usual.

Monday – am online all day, check back often. And two new riddles!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey