Nude Windows & Mute Stones

November 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open. Full Story

Kate Hudson, player

November 12, 2007 05:54:45 Posted at November 12, 2007 05:54:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All over it. If a boy can enjoy multiple canoodles, why not a girl? Since breaking Owen Wilson’s heart, Kate Hudson has flirted with Pipsqueak, beguiled Dax Shepard – poor thing actually thought he could keep her – and ditched Orlando Bloom for Heath Ledger… Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? First – OK Magazine is reporting that at her Halloween party, Kate honoured Orly with her attention and allowed him to believe that she cared beyond one night. Full Story

Hot Harry back on the Horse

November 12, 2007 05:32:58 Posted at November 12, 2007 05:32:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mixed feelings today. On the one hand – Hot Harry on a Horse is back on his horse. Single again after 3 and a half years. On the other, will miss Chelsy as she slips back into obscurity, a girl whose resume will always be marked by an asterisk: *dated Prince Harry Biggest story in Britain – the two have split after a tumultuous couple of months that began ominously when Harry left Chelsy waiting at the airport upon arriving in England after relocating to be near him. Full Story

Pitt Porn in London

November 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They had that look in their eye last night – that wild horny vibe they pulled out in Cannes last May, the same wild horny vibe that evokes jungle sex memories from their African sojourn during the early stages of their relationship, when Brad supposedly impressed locals with lovemaking so fierce, Angie’s moans rocked an entire resort…remember that? And here they are again, bringing their brand to London for the premiere of Beowulf looking as captivating and as glamourous as ever with Angelina showing a little fashion flair in leather pants and huge tits, almost in defiance of the tabloid headlines denouncing her small frame. Full Story

Friday, November 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

What happened to the grand master of Golddiggery? Heather Mills has made one tactical error after another during the last two weeks resulting now in her getting fired by her legal team. The same legal team that once represented Princess Diana.

Later, bitch!

And the audacity of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel…seriously. Does she really think it’s her work on Seventh sodding Heaven that’s earned her a starring role in David O’Russell’s highly anticipated next film???? Details to follow.

Finally Friday – am blogging all day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Steve and Rob – have heard it’s been a tough go. Sending you both a big hug from your loving friends and family. Stay positive and keep up with the gossip. Smut CAN bring miracles.


Joaquin Loves Gwyneth

November 9, 2007 11:36:16 Posted at November 9, 2007 11:36:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re working on a new movie together called Two Lovers. Joaquin plays a dude who has to choose between a woman his parents want him to marry and his hot new neighbour. He ends up falling in love with the neighbour, drama and heartbreak and tragedy will ensue. My Gwynnie has just been tapped to play the neighbour. Full Story

Shelf Ass Ingrate

November 9, 2007 11:05:16 Posted at November 9, 2007 11:05:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

The Book of Borat

November 9, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 9, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Funniest sh*t ever. The Hotness is back in the spotlight, currently on a book tour to promote his new travel guide – Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. As you can see, Borat brought presumably one of his sons along for the occasion. Full Story

Mother Spock

November 9, 2007 09:47:28 Posted at November 9, 2007 09:47:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Winona Ryder is now confirmed to play Mother Spock to Zachary Quinto’s Young Spock in JJ Abrams’ remake of Star Trek. Also tapped for the new movie are Chris Pine (Lilo’s love interest in Just My Luck) as Capt Kirk and the hotness Simon Pegg as Scotty. Inexplicably, Eric Bana has been cast as the bad guy. Full Story

The Unpopular Ellen Degeneres???

November 9, 2007 08:49:47 Posted at November 9, 2007 08:49:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sigh. Everyone sucks in Hollywood. Even the ones who weren’t supposed to suck…they suck too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a writer’s strike going on in Hollywood. And on the off chance you think it won’t affect you…think again. Unless you don’t watch television. Full Story

The Unpopular GMD

November 9, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 9, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is a reason why the GMD and his Robobride have been hustling so hard on the MiniVan Majority. Because aside from a few famous friends who have ulterior motives themselves, Tom Cruise doesn’t appear to have many fans in Hollywood. And especially not heavyweights Robert Redford and Meryl Streep. Full Story