Single Liv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 13:20:00 May 8, 2008 13:20:00

Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon are done. People is reporting exclusively that the break up is amicable. The two spent a very long holiday together this past Christmas with their son Milo after which she emerged much healthier looking than before she left. Full Story

Saturday Night Beef

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 10:10:00 May 8, 2008 10:10:00

Shia LeBeouf is hosting SNL this weekend. See the promos below. I f&cking love Andy. He’s so random.  I would TOTALLY go out with Andy Samberg. Source                      Full Story

Canadian Beef

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 09:28:00 May 8, 2008 09:28:00

Ken Doll Beefcakes are not my thing. This is why Ryan Reynolds on the cover of the new Men’s Health does nothing for me. Having said that, I know I’m in the minority. Quiver away. The thing is though, in this photo, especially with that awkward shadow around his left hand, it kinda looks like he’s…. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 09:03:00 May 8, 2008 09:03:00

Will Mimi make a Baby Cheese? (DListed )

How Eva Mendes bounced back after rehab (Hollywood Tuna )

3-Way Cage Match! MKO vs Lilo vs Britney! (INO )

The Hoff has a hissy fit!!! (Holy Moly )

Celebrity Moms gush about their babies (Cele|bitchy )

What’s wrapped around Leo DiCaprio (JustJared )

Mavi Gastown Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 08:40:00 May 8, 2008 08:40:00

Went to the opening of the new Mavi Store in Gastown last Thursday. Bought a hoodie for my husband and a cute beach bandana band for me and left with a gift bag that can be yours. As always, my swag is your swag! Contents include: - Mariah Carey Eau de Parfum- Mavi Ladybug Flipflops- Bath and Body Bliss candles and soaps- A gorgeous green feather headband- OPI Nail Care including 5 polish colours- Parissa Wax Strips- Mavi Tote Bag If you’re interested, please send an email to [email protected] Full Story

Hot Clive in the City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 08:23:54 May 8, 2008 08:23:54

Clive Owen has been shooting Duplicity with Julia Roberts in New York. He was on set yesterday wearing the sh*t out of a grey suit and a pair of shades. Yum. Forgot to mention seeing him at the Costume Institute Gala the other night. He dashed in quickly, almost unnoticed, looking sharp in a black tux, and not wee at all. Full Story

14 Is Older Than 18

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 07:28:00 May 8, 2008 07:28:00

Taylor Swift and Ali Lohan both attended the 5th Annual Candies Foundation Event to Prevent benefit last night in New York. Taylor is 18. Ali is 14. Four years is a pretty big difference at that age. But Ali is a child of Dina Lohan. There is no child of Dina Lohan who can retain youth. Which is why Ali looks about 10 years older than young Taylor, if not more. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Radiohead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 07:08:56 May 8, 2008 07:08:56

Wonder how Thom Yorke feels about this…Britney Spears leaving the gym yesterday with a copy of In Rainbows in hand. Really??? Britney listens to Radiohead? My husband is a little traumatised about it this morning. Still… it’s nice to see her happy and healthier. She’s on her way to establishing more contact with the kids, she’s not hanging out with random losers, and she looks very, very cute in her second appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Full Story

Nicole’s Family Photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:53:19 May 8, 2008 06:53:19

For Harpers Bazaar. They are gorgeous. Nicole Richie is on the cover and inside the magazine she poses with Harlow and with Joel in some of the most beautiful images she’s taken so far. They’re chic, they’re elegant, and also very, very sweet. Love the one with Joel kissing her hand. Full Story

Kissing Ass Everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:49:17 May 8, 2008 06:49:17

After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story

May 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:44:19 May 8, 2008 06:44:19

Happy Birthday to Nickie in Calgary. Heard you’re getting, um, rocked by your very own fountain of youth. Go on girl… 35 never looked so good. To Janet M from Violetta – Happy Birthday and a thousand air kisses for introducing V to my smut. Happy Birthday Katharine from Beth who will miss you so much and is sending you smutty wishes for a lovely birthday and a care-free summer. Full Story