The best hotness is the kind that takes you by surprise. Sure - he"s cute in that college backpack kinda way but - at least for me on tv - not in that rip your panties passion. Until you see him in person. In person, cute becomes quiver. In person there"s a quiet confidence that gets real sexy real fast. Full Story
Am so in love with Alicia Keys. Interviewed her yesterday on the red carpet at Ryan Seacrest’s party before her pre-game performance. There are those who are fake and phony. They give canned answers and contrived reactions. Still there are others who are too far up their own asses to bother being interesting… like Laurence Fishburn. Full Story
Or maybe it is Ken Paves. It certainly looks tacky enough to be, non? What the FACK is wrong with Katherine Heigl’s head??? This sh*t hasn’t worked beyond the trailer park since 1983. And in combination with the red dress and the reptile print shoes – it’s tacky ass all over, though I bet you some rich ass 3rd wife here in Scottsdale thinks Katie’s ensemble is the very definition of style. Full Story
The Pitts took their porn to Santa Barbara this weekend as Angelina Jolie was honoured by the festival for her body of work. Of course we all only care about the speculation surrounding the Second Coming – a riddle Brad and Angelina clearly and deliberately enjoy spinning. Once again, as was the case at the SAGs last week, Angie arrived in a bump-covering ugly ass dress. Full Story
Ryan Reynolds playing a hot dad - Definitely, Maybe is vying for top romantic comedy this Valentine season in theatres, of course, on February 14th. I have advanced screening passes for two to give away:- 10 pairs in Vancouver on February 11th- 10 pairs in Toronto on February 13th. Also… - Definitely, Maybe tee shirt- Definitely, Maybe 4 X 6 photo frame, album, and diary If you are interested, please send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story
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Busted up my knee at the NFL Experience yesterday trying pathetically to kick a field goal. Was being coached by my colleague Jesse Palmer for eTalk etalk.ctv.ca – remember him? Jesse is a former NY Giants back up QB and is now a commentator for ESPN and TSN but of course is best known for being a “Bachelor”. Totally gorgeous, now a special reporter with eTalk, my partner for the weekend, and we were shooting a segment for the show airing today with Jesse putting me through a few NFL drills.
I managed to get the ball 4 feet off the ground and off to the left. Wicked. But seriously, if you ever get a chance, the NFL Experience is the funnest place ever.
Last night – P.Diddy/Daddy/Sean John’s Super Thursday party, details to follow but Tommy Lee up close and personal? It’s frightening. And he smells like fish. Not kidding. As soon as he arrived, it was salmon and tuna sashimi. Also… Julian McMahon. Sexy, sexy, sexy beast but, um, might want to work on the personal space invasion issues. More on that later and thoughts on Vanessa Minnillo in the flesh.
Friday – online all day, check back often…and have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Cheryl Z – a very happy birthday from Heather L!
PPS. Just As She Is: not Alan Rickman, not Antonio Banderas, not Johnny Depp, not Keith Urban who isn’t even in the same neighbourhood as squeaky clean, though the thought of a Sapphic Granny Freeze kinda makes my life. Finally, it’s not Will Smith. Entirely possible, of course, but not the purse you’re looking for.
PPPS. Happy Birthday Laney! You and Judson have been reading a long time. And our husbands both have the same initials. Not that that"s particularly interesting... Big hug!
Some people are way better looking in person than in photos. Petra Nemcova is a good example. Not that she doesn’t look good in photos, only in person, she’s more than just a freakishly beautiful, garden variety supermodel. Vanessa Minnillo is also of this category. And you know already my thoughts on her pageant fashion pageant fashion Full Story
Hayden Pannetiere last night at the The Spiderwick Chronicles" film premiere in LA looking as old as Ali Lohan…which means 30. Nothing wrong with 30, except when you’re 18. And only thing wrong with looking 30 at 18 is looking 30 at 14. That particular distinction could only belong to a daughter of Dina. Full Story
Any man who makes Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton cry deserves consideration for the Freebie 5. And this is exactly what 50 Cent did last night at the 944 Magazine party here in Scottsdale. It was Ebola’s party, she was the title hostess – we skipped it to go to Diddy’s for obvious reasons. Full Story
It’s Friday…and I’m f&cking Matt Damon! Ok, not really. But the thought is a great start to the weekend. So if you need a pick me up today, here it is – Sarah Silverman sending a message to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon avenging the “disrespect” Kimmel shows him over and over again by bumping him at the end of the show. Full Story