Why George is not the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 07:25:26 May 9, 2008 07:25:26

It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless of his romantic proclivities, is man enough to address it straight up. Full Story

The Lilo Liability

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 07:05:42 May 9, 2008 07:05:42

Despite the fact that she’s shooting a guest spot on Ugly Betty that may be expanded, Lindsay Lohan’s film career is still in the sh*tter. And word is, it’s not getting any better. It was announced in March that she had signed on to a film called The Manson Girls, beginning production in the summer. Full Story

Mimi’s Wedding Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 06:48:49 May 9, 2008 06:48:49

People’s interview with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon about their wedding is seriously, like, the best thing ever sprinkled with many, many moments of gooey cheese, butterflies, and cotton candy…just like Mimi! Some of my favourite parts: People: When did you first know that (you two had a connection)?Nick: I"d always admired Mariah from afar, but once we connected I felt it was destined: This has to be my wife. Full Story

May 9, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 06:44:26 May 9, 2008 06:44:26

Happy Mother’s Day Karen from Janice. Full time mom to Sophia AND helping with wedding planning… where do you ladies find the time? Happy Birthday Priscilla from one permascowl to another… Love, Valerie To Amberley from Theodora – have a blast in Japan…even though it’s completely unacceptable! Thanks for helping to make a rough time easier. Full Story

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Madge is going on tour! Grab your girls, grab your gays because seeing Madonna live is one of the funnest experiences, like, ever!

Click here for Madonna Tour Dates. She’s calling it Sticky and Sweet and on the off chance you’re wondering about quality control, Jamie King is directing – again – and the last time she went on the road, her tour was the highest grossing of all time by a female artist. Word.

Madonna turns 50 on August 16th. Love Live Her Madgesty.

Thursday – am home, am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Royal Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 14:12:13 May 8, 2008 14:12:13

Gwyneth Paltrow is pictured here shooting a commercial in Rome today wearing a gorgeous white dress on a red carpet crowded with paparazzi and a carriage waiting her for at the end of the line. In some shots she can be seen before entering her palace turning around and waving to her subjects. Needless to say, she was probably having the best time ever. Full Story

PipTV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 13:37:55 May 8, 2008 13:37:55

Attached – Justin Timberlake arriving at the MTV Upfronts this afternoon. Not sure why but it was announced in March that JT is producing an American version of the Peruvian hit show My Problem With Women for NBC. Perhaps the Pip is getting his feet wet. After all, it is tv buying season and we should find out in a matter of days which shows will get picked up, and how the fall and mid season schedules next year are going to shake out. Full Story

Single Liv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 13:20:00 May 8, 2008 13:20:00

Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon are done. People is reporting exclusively that the break up is amicable. The two spent a very long holiday together this past Christmas with their son Milo after which she emerged much healthier looking than before she left. Full Story

Saturday Night Beef

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 10:10:00 May 8, 2008 10:10:00

Shia LeBeouf is hosting SNL this weekend. See the promos below. I f&cking love Andy. He’s so random.  I would TOTALLY go out with Andy Samberg. Source                      Full Story

Canadian Beef

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 09:28:00 May 8, 2008 09:28:00

Ken Doll Beefcakes are not my thing. This is why Ryan Reynolds on the cover of the new Men’s Health does nothing for me. Having said that, I know I’m in the minority. Quiver away. The thing is though, in this photo, especially with that awkward shadow around his left hand, it kinda looks like he’s…. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 09:03:00 May 8, 2008 09:03:00

Will Mimi make a Baby Cheese? (DListed )

How Eva Mendes bounced back after rehab (Hollywood Tuna )

3-Way Cage Match! MKO vs Lilo vs Britney! (INO )

The Hoff has a hissy fit!!! (Holy Moly )

Celebrity Moms gush about their babies (Cele|bitchy )

What’s wrapped around Leo DiCaprio (JustJared )