Shiloh Have Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 06:35:52 June 5, 2008 06:35:52

Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no doubt mold into a virus even more destructive than she is. Full Story

Pimping > Parenting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 06:26:30 June 5, 2008 06:26:30

Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot control his own greed. Check out the latest cover of Us Weekly Full Story

June 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 06:21:00 June 5, 2008 06:21:00

To Andy in Queensland from your BFF Tam who is SO happy for you that through it all, in the end you’ve found the one and that you’ve had your baby girl! Congratulations Judy M and best wishes for the most beautiful wedding on Saturday. Hoping you’ll be taking Patrick’s breath away on a hot and sunny day! Happy Birthday Amy from Tammy! For Chantal C – happy belated birthday from Cheyanne who knows she’s in sh*t but is hoping you were too busy, buried in drafts to notice. Full Story

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The Marble Rye Lady will get her star!

Frances Bay, best known perhaps as the Marble Rye Lady on Seinfeld or as Happy’s grandma in Happy Gilmore was announced yesterday as one of the inductees to Canada’s Walk of Fame.

You’ll recall, a petition was launched last year appealing for Frances’s inclusion. Your votes made this happen! She will receive her star on September 6th in Toronto at the Four Season’s Centre to be taped live and to air on CTV. Other inductees this year include Bryan Adams, James Cameron, Michael J Fox, KD Lang, Steve Nash, and Daria Werbowy.

It’s Wednesday, am back home in Vancouver after my mother bailed on me yesterday for an allnighter at Casino Niagara. But that’s another story.

New posts throughout the day. Please check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Will be back in Toronto next week for the annual party on June 18th. More details to follow… love to see you there!

I’m With Jen…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2008 16:01:00 June 4, 2008 16:01:00

But just on this. Jennifer Aniston, that is. Remember when she and Brad Pitt split she said that one of the upsides was that she could finally buy a comfortable couch, given that for Brad, art doesn’t necessary mean comfort? It appears his tastes haven’t changed since his divorce. Brad stopped in Switzerland Full Story

I Was a Simon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2008 13:20:00 June 4, 2008 13:20:00

I’ve chosen to be childless. One of the dilemmas of the childless shrew is the social calendar. Although my girls would totally welcome me at their mommy and baby gatherings, since I’ve chosen not to have one, why would I want to be surrounded by them? On the flipside, spending time with people a decade behind only serves to remind me how farking old I really am. Full Story

Kids Writing Books

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2008 12:49:48 June 4, 2008 12:49:48

Experiencing midweek blues? Perfect time to feel badly about yourself. Unfortunately I’m not about to offer a solution. This is your warning to skip ahead. Her name is Catherine Banner. She was 14 when she wrote this book. Now 19, it has finally been published, on sale today in England, the first in a trilogy and already predicted to be a bestseller. Full Story

The Best Angles Find the Best Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2008 11:29:51 June 4, 2008 11:29:51

You know I’ve been saying it for months: under the right light, when she’s rockin’ her best angles, my Rumey is not ugly. With a new hair cut at a length that’s just so, Rumer Willis is finally proving that she’s actually straight up cute. See? Here’s Rumey last night at the launch of the Op campaign – she is featured in the ads. Full Story

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Elizabeth Grant Cannes Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2008 09:10:04 June 4, 2008 09:10:04

My broken arm seriously hampered the swag hunt but I’d be remiss if there was nothing to offer you as thanks for continuing to visit the site even when I was one-hand blogging…which is why, exclusive to LaineyGossip.com, it’s the Cannes Swag Giveaway featuring Elizabeth Grant Skincare! Elizabeth Grant was featured in the luxury gifting suite this year – Goldie Hawn, Selma Hayek, Kelly Rowland, Julia Ormond, Paz Vega, and that lazy twat Mischa Barton all received the following. Full Story

Gwyneth Judges… again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2008 08:22:52 June 4, 2008 08:22:52

Can’t wait for regular minivan mommies to read Gwyneth Paltrow’s new interview with Harper’s Bazaar and sh*t on her all over again. By all accounts, from many many people who actually know her, including several we met during our travels in Cannes, my Gwynnie is, like, the sweetest person ever. Full Story