Reese & Jakey on the beach!

October 30, 2007 13:59:02 Posted at October 30, 2007 13:59:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Their movie tanked but it’s never too late to exploit their relationship for the DVD! Here are Reese and Jakey “unknowingly” taped on the beach – click here for the clip. And the fact that she keeps fussing over him like his mother probably won’t help the gay buzz but as I always say, and I think everyone is gay: Gossip is a Buffet. Full Story

Flashes of Old Young Katie

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, Katie Holmes was fresh-faced and adorable, a youthful beauty, finally free from Dawson, poised to become a legitimate tv-to-film girl, some said with the potential of joining Natalie Portman and Scarjo and Kiki among the elite. Then came Tom Cruise and the lobotomy and you know the rest. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Martian Child

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here for a refresher Sponsored Smut. John Cusack’s new movie Martian Child is due out on November 2nd. As is the case when John’s on film, he is his typical irresistible self. Full Story

Chicken Fried Sweat Exchange

October 30, 2007 12:28:31 Posted at October 30, 2007 12:28:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blackout is on sale today and of course Britney’s life is on full display too. First – the custody battle. Court documents reveal that Britney’s appointed monitor testified on Friday and though no details have been released, her attorney insists that the information wasn’t all bad. Full Story

Who Needs a Boyfriend?

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston? Hell nah. Way too insecure for a man this beautiful – it almost destroyed her the first time. And if Gwyneth’s shadow was too daunting then, can you imagine Rosario Dawson’s? Aside from the wardrobe, Jason Lewis is the only other good thing about that Sex & The City movie. Full Story

From Crush to Hate

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a pattern with him, non? Joaquin Phoenix – known for submerging so fully into character he actually becomes who he’s playing, always subsequently ends up crushing on his love interests… super hard… and then when it’s over, when he realises in real life they are nothing like their roles, his disappointment quickly becomes disdain. Full Story

So Proud

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Rumer has been featured yet again in an articled posted on It’s the second time in 5 weeks and this time, she didn’t have to bleach her head. So.Proud. Rumey instead achieved the honour by dishing on fame, her famous parents, her famous family, and how she is handling her newfound popularity as a “gossip-blog fixture”, a moniker bestowed by the magazine and one she probably cherishes more than anything else. Full Story

Becks Talks

October 30, 2007 08:10:27 Posted at October 30, 2007 08:10:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh honey… please don’t. Arena Magazine has proclaimed David Beckham Britain’s most powerful man under 40. David said he was humbled by the honour and agreed to an interview with the publication in which he discussed his new his Hollywood friends, his Hollywood life, and of course his Hollywood wife. Full Story

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Eating but NOT Smoking?

October 30, 2007 07:29:45 Posted at October 30, 2007 07:29:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did that senile old bat Cindy Adams get it wrong…or is Nicole Richie lying through her publicist? As reported yesterday, Cindy claimed to have seen Nicole Richie lighting up several times in NYC. Full Story

The Coming of the Second Coming?

October 30, 2007 07:10:28 Posted at October 30, 2007 07:10:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First came the Chosen One Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt and now perhaps, finally what the world has been waiting for: rumour has it Angelina Jolie is pregnant with the Second Coming. She was scheduled to attend and speak at a UN conference in Italy but has backed last minute. As you know, Angie would never bail on a save-the-world mission unless it was super important, which is why Italian reporters first claimed over the weekend that she was feeling ill from early pregnancy. Full Story

Monday, October 29, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Thank you Regina – Gemini weekend was a blast! And Gemini host George Stroumboulopoulos totally killed it… did you watch? His opening film skit was brilliant.

Face to face with Brandon Walsh! Almost lost my sh-t midway through the interview - only slightly less gorgeous than the way you remember him…which means Jason Priestly is beautiful. Short, but beautiful. 90210 forever.

And then there’s Anne Heche - a crazy bitch, yes, but there is something about Anne Heche. Or maybe it was her coat. She arrived wearing the.most.gorgeous Dolce & Gabbana red satin trench (see attached) that flared out in a full pouffy skirt at the back and then proceeded to entice James Tupper into taking it off for her on the carpet. The two could not stop pawing at each other the entire evening – we have the exclusive video on eTalk tonight and to be honest… I couldn’t stop watching.

Anne and James were on my flight home late last night, surprisingly low key and still deeply in the throes of early, horny, addictive infatuation and in a creepy way, I feel the same about Kristin Kreuk from Smallville.

She presented at the Geminis, she was also on our flight back to Vancouver, and I won’t bother attaching a photo because photos do not do this girl justice. In person, Kristin Kreuk is, like, otherworldly beautiful. Like, weak-kneed beautiful… a modern manifestation of Narcissus – if I looked like that, my eyes would never leave my own face either.

More gossip from the Geminis to come later including the clothes.

Sorry about the late start. Flew in on a late flight last night… please forgive?

Monday – am blogging all day, check back often!

Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it!

Yours in gossip,


PS. My love and thanks as always to the Holmes Team for always making work weekends so memorable.

PS. To a long-time loyal reader – Lori M… Happy Birthday!!!

PPS. Colin Farrell doesn’t need you to put it there, although if he asked, I totally would.