The Essence of Radiohead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:23:00 August 15, 2008 07:23:00

My husband and I, we were long distance for the first 3 months. Then I packed up my things, gave up my job and my life, to move across the country from Toronto to Vancouver. I was That Girl. Those first days, on the phone, it was all about sleepless nights, that awful rush in the pit of your stomach, and sharing Radiohead when hearing each other breathe on the other line wasn’t possible. Full Story

Ellen’s Weekend Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:14:00 August 15, 2008 07:14:00

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. My mother would never let me keep it at 20. Full Story

August 15, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:11:13 August 15, 2008 07:11:13

To Scooterchick aka Talkin’ Trash With Twyla – a landmark birthday that’s better left uncounted? So says Brenda. Whatever the number...enjoy it! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Rachel – was lovely meeting you at the Smut Soiree representing Waterloo! Hope to see you next year? You’ve started a tradition now. Full Story

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

They go head to head tonight: Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte. Like Depp or Bale? Fred or George? Fries or onion rings? Gah!

How do you choose between hot and hot?

But without 6 there can’t be 8. It has to be Phelps.

And the worst part? For the previous 5 gold medals, I’ve watched him live from the same spot on my couch, paralysed by anxiety. It’s worked so far. But tonight I’m away at a mandatory screening. He needs me!

Am sick in the head, see?

Thursday – new articles all day…refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Time for Joaquin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 14:19:54 August 14, 2008 14:19:54

Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said that, maybe now, before she finds another musician to hook up with, maybe now is the time for Winona Ryder and Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story

Rumey on the cover!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 13:22:18 August 14, 2008 13:22:18

My Rumey! On the cover of Page Six Magazine! And … a good angle! So proud! Of course, to leverage as much interest as possible in her fledgling career, Rumer discusses her family – her dad’s relationship to her stepdad, claiming that Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are totally buds: “We all have so much fun together. Full Story

A bitchy Bush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 12:47:00 August 14, 2008 12:47:00

Sophia Bush was in Charleston, SC last Saturday. She and James Lafferty, also of One Tree Hill, hit up a local tapas bar called Chai’s. It’s a popular local hang, $6 for high balls, $4 for a beer, menu items range from $10-$20. In other words, very affordable, pretty casual. It was a Saturday night. Full Story

Leggings Today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 08:28:11 August 14, 2008 08:28:11

Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story

Vin Diesel on Broadway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 08:12:18 August 14, 2008 08:12:18

Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a poseur, including Mike Myers. Full Story