Almost a year ago, about the same time she entered rehab for the first of three visits, Lindsay Lohan was supposedly horny-texting Brody Jenner, telling him she was craving “McDonald’s and sex”. Twelve months later, even though Brody apparently has a serious girlfriend, he and Lilo are both in New York and were all over each other this weekend on the club scene. Full Story
Joe Simpson has ordered a legal attack on OK! Magazine for daring to suggest that his daughter Jessica was on the receiving end of a second dump and run. According to the magazine, Tony Romo is looking to escape, just like John Mayer did last year… obviously not an image Jessica is comfortable being labelled with: the girl that no man can stand for long.
This is what happens when your pimp father manages your career and sells you as a bimbo.
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Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Happy 40th Birthday Kathy M!
PPS. Regarding the Lainey Lurv Facebook group and your emails about where it went. I don’t use Facebook so I’ve no idea how it works. The creator of the group however passed on to me the news that it’s alive and thriving, only for some reason not turning up with a search. No clue how to find it but it’s still there and members can access no problem and apparently they’re all over the blind riddles.
PPPS. Good luck to Joan and co., supporting Women Against Violence Again Women and the Tri City Women’s Resource Society with a special performance of The Vagina Monologues – hope to see you on March 1st!
PPPPS. Jon Bon Jovi is not the uninterrupted cheater. On cheese factor, you were closer to home with James Blunt.
If you watch Ellen Degeneres, you are well aware she and Jake Gyllenhaal have this thing. It’s the cutest. YouTube has a few clips of his appearances and the last time he visited her, he asked her to do a First Nations greeting call with him consisting of a series of oohs and ahhs delivered simultaneously while holding hands. Full Story
The Smash doesn’t get enough love. And since it’s Friday, it’s time to give The Smash some love. But not before my tireless pleading… Only 3 new episodes of Fright Night Lights remain before the show runs out of script. But if you still haven’t had the pleasure, the season 1 DVD is available now. Full Story
Alan Rickman is a sexy beast. Yum. Especially in his hilarious striped jeans and leather cape at Sundance. OK so maybe it’s not a cape but still…wouldn’t you love to see Snape rock a leather cape? If you’re a Potter fan, a large part of your heart probably belongs to Alan and to Snape. Full Story
Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz shot a series of portraits for Disney using celebrities as famous Disney characters. Totally cheesy, but kinda in a good way. Take La Lopez and Marc Anthony for example as Princess Jasmine and her man with Whoopi as Aladdin. So cheese. So love. And then there’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel who does a piss poor Pocahontas. Full Story
You’d think, now that she’s been on prime time for almost 5 years, that Eva Longoria could finally stop dressing for daytime tv, non? This is what happens when you work with Ken Paves. Ugh. So here’s Eva in London promoting her new movie Over Her Dead Body about, I’m serious, a woman who meets a man whose girlfriend just died. Full Story
Ryan Reynolds last night at the Definitely Maybe premiere without a beard for once posing with co-star Abigail Breslin. Totally thought I’d prefer him clean shaven, but seeing him here… it’s a little too Tiger Beat, non? Definitely maybe just a little stubble. As for those engagement rumours – the NY Daily News reported this week than an engagement announcement is imminent, that Ryan proposed and Scarjo accepted. Full Story
Andrew Morton’s much-hyped Tom Cruise biography is #1 on the New York Time Best Sellers list after just one week! Do you love it, or do you LOVE it???
Apparently, since the book is not available in the UK, British tourists have been stocking up too, bringing copies home with them for family and friends eager to read about how much the GMD loves Xenu. This has made my life.
Quick Chicken Fried Newsflash: once again Britney bailed on her court hearing – a hearing SHE requested to regain visitation rights to her kids. Then of course she went joyriding, this time accompanied by a new assistant, and wearing no bra under the flimsiest of tees, showing off a set of impressively lovely breasts.
Just another day…
It’s Thursday, am online all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Congratulations Tannis – thrilled to hear about your baby! Hope you’re getting some sleep!
PPS. To Lara H – Happy 30th! It only gets better! Promise.
PPPS. And for Jill – Happy 25th from your boyfriend Joel who loves you so much he wrote to a dirty gossip blogger to ask for a mention. Cute, non?
PPPPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Justin Timberlake or Sting or Tony Parker. Also not John Mayer.
PPPPPS. Remember Condom-free Sleaze? He finally called her back…with a job offer. Somehow secured her a small, small role in a movie – a negligible role, really but on a set that’s super connected. She’s apparently thrilled and he’s off the hook. For now.