Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2008 09:40:54 September 26, 2008 09:40:54

How much does her makeup weigh? (Dlisted)

Blake Lively in a one piece (Hollywood Tuna)

Did Chuck Bass fill Drew’s cup? (Just Jared)

All Jessicas hire the paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Newly single…and looking for Shia? (Pop Sugar)

Clooney goes back for 2nds and 3rds (Holy Moly UK)

What if he knocked on YOUR door? (INO)

How Brad gets pretty (Cele|bitchy)

But Bruce Willis is a Republican!?!? (Candy Kirby)

Can’t escape the child star curse (IDLYITW)

Disney twats are delusional

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2008 08:33:12 September 26, 2008 08:33:12

It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The ones who are screaming for her now won’t give a sh*t in 6 months. Full Story

Will at 40

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2008 07:52:06 September 26, 2008 07:52:06

Is damn fine. Look at that skin! Will Smith celebrated his 40th birthday yesterday and was joined by family at his son Trey’s football game. Do you see Carlton? It’s Carlton! Will shares his birthday with Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas… which has always had me wondering about the science of astrology. Full Story

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DanRad > Katie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2008 07:21:12 September 26, 2008 07:21:12

Equus opened on Broadway last night with Daniel Radcliffe receiving rave reviews. Much more enthusiastic than Katie Holmes’s debut a week earlier. Oh but he’s…. so not cute anymore. Photos attached of Dan on stage and at the afterparty with his gross pubey facial hair in an awkward, if you’re trying to be ironic it’s definitely not working, dorky looking suit. Full Story

September 26, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2008 07:13:43 September 26, 2008 07:13:43

Happy Birthday “my little Yee cup” with love and thanks from your Cheeser. Madge is coming – are you ready? If you’re in Toronto, I MUST see you at the screening! Happy Birthday Brie! Can’t forget about yourself, you know… Happy Birthday Kelli! We can agree to disagree about 90210, right? And, um, 4 kids 6 and under? Are you crazy??? Much love – have a great weekend! To Jordan – Happy 18th Birthday! We share! Was supposed to post a photo of you and Anne Hathaway but I can’t find it. Full Story

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

How do you feel about Disney owning Johnny Depp?

More on that later…

It’s a big premiere night on TV – how sad is it that we’ve already planned a sushi dinner and a bottle of wine on the couch in time for The Office … and we’re calling it a date? Am giving Grey’s Anatomy 2 episodes. If it’s back to the same sh*ts, I walk.

Shenae Grimes touches food?!?! See it for yourself. Photos to follow.

Congratulations Susanna F for winning the IT Lounge Swag Giveaway! SO impressed you shared it with family and friends !

It’s Thursday – new posts all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Imagine…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 15:04:00 September 25, 2008 15:04:00

A world without Stewart and Colbert??? Blasphemy! The new cover of Entertainment Weekly. Amazing. The article opens like this and keeps getting better: In the midst of re-creating the controversial New Yorker cover illustration of Barack and Michelle Obama for the cover photo that graces this week's print edition of Entertainment Weekly, Jon Stewart stops briefly to pose a taste question. Full Story

Where’s Gerry???!!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 13:40:46 September 25, 2008 13:40:46

Find him! Find him, Stephen Huvane! Because this is bad… This is very, very, VERY bad. It doesn’t get badder than drunk dialing…but drunk dialing that self fellating douchebag John Mayer? Pathetic. The Daily Mail Full Story

Step aside, Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 12:12:11 September 25, 2008 12:12:11

The original ass is back. And she’s in Italy too! D&G show last night – check out Jennifer Lopez, spectacularly but undoubtedly aided by Spanx, working the runway and basking in the spotlight alongside Marc Anthony and Matthew McConaughey. But his baby mother Camila is SOOOOO beautiful, non? Without EVER trying! Back to the Lo Ass… I love it. Full Story

Why bring a camera?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 11:25:41 September 25, 2008 11:25:41

When she already called up the paps to do it for her? Shelfy… please! And while we’re at it, since she’s begging for the exposure, maybe put on a cuter dress? This on Nicole Richie? Of course. This on Uma Thurman? Definitely. This on a herm = Shelf Ass Frontier Settler. So here they are, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, continuing to enjoy their Italian promotional tour holiday. Full Story

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Big Apple Pose-Off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 11:00:37 September 25, 2008 11:00:37

Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off. Full Story