Brad Hates Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 06:52:12 July 24, 2008 06:52:12

As you know, the Pitts always sell. The Chosen One always sells. Photos of the First Family of Celebrity are the most lucrative of them all. And since the Pitts have retreated to France, every time they hang out on the terrace, every time they go shopping, every time they play in the garden, those images are immediately purchased and published. Full Story

Shelfy Hates Fried Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 06:38:00 July 24, 2008 06:38:00

Oh Shelfy. So predictable. It was widely reported yesterday that Britney and Justin will be reuniting professionally for a duet, according to OK! Magazine. Here’s what I wrote at the end of the article: Besides, adding Chicken Fried back in (Pip’s) diet would most certainly push Shelf Ass off the map. Full Story

July 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 06:18:52 July 24, 2008 06:18:52

Happy 26th Birthday Ashley R! PS. Hanson fan? Really??? For Jose in Iraq from your sister JoJo: I love and miss you and want to thank you for all you have done for your niece.  Full Story

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Becks fever has officially taken over Toronto. He arrived yesterday in advance of the MLS All-Star Game on Thursday – was sighted at practice (attached) and also supposedly at Irish Embassy late last night rebuffing advances by hopeful skanky Rebecca Loos wannabes. Unfortunately for the girls, they were promptly told to beat it. Shame.

The official Players’ Party goes down tonight at Muzik where Becks will likely continue to be on his best behaviour. Keep you posted.

It’s Wednesday – am in Toronto for a few, blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Will & Jada’s commitment is not in crisis. Also not Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.

Tabloid Wars: People vs Us/Sienna vs Rosetta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 12:59:56 July 23, 2008 12:59:56

Sienna Miller is suing a pap agency and a UK tabloid for taking and publishing nude photos of her frolicking on the beach with a married man. Something about a violation of privacy. Rosetta Getty would say – how about a violation of my marriage? The Tabloid Wars are heating up. As mentioned last week, Us Weekly Full Story

All of Madge’s Mouthpieces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 12:20:11 July 23, 2008 12:20:11

As you know, Madonna has been under fire for a month. Plagued by reports of a marriage in turmoil, her brother selling her out with a lame ass biography, and allegations of an emotional affair with Alex Rodriguez, she has tried watering down the claims through her long time publicist Liz Rosenberg and dour faced outings with husband Guy Ritchie. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pips? For reals?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 09:32:48 July 23, 2008 09:32:48

Do you believe? OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake will reunite for her new album – a duet. Every month this story surfaces. And every month it gets slammed down. This time though, the magazine swears on Shiloh it’s true – and there may be reason to believe it. Full Story

Violet Babies Always Sell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 08:30:56 July 23, 2008 08:30:56

Taupe took her daughter to the park to play on the swings yesterday – mommy and Violet pictures are always a sure thing. These will end up in one of the weeklies for sure…because people love babies and people love bumps! As you know, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 08:32:00 July 23, 2008 08:32:00

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo is NOT on the Freebie Five (Dlisted )

We were just talking about this today…Posh could learn from Audrina’s tits (Hollywood Tuna)

Celebrity Rock Baby Theory: Hot + Jagger = Gorgeous? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

LOVE Clooney with short hair (INO )

Will out-earns his boyfriend Tom (Holy Moly)

Still.Forever.Always. (Cele|bitchy )

Natalie Portman: Tantric sex and Bollywood (Candy Kirby )

Dandy Pants cheats on Witch Boil? Would be believable, if only it was with a MAN! (IDLYITW )

Little McBongo JKL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 08:25:23 July 23, 2008 08:25:23

OK! Magazine reportedly paid $3 million for the first photos of little Levi McBongo, first son of Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves. As I said last week about it being a waste of money – again another newborn that looks exactly like all newborns. Full Story

Cheese and Rainbows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 06:40:00 July 23, 2008 06:40:00

Mimi brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix. Amazing. Two items to note here: First – Mimi wants you to see that her abs are still as flat as ever, that her new body is as fit as ever, that she is no Janet Jackson, she will not change bodies 3 times a year. Next – Mimi wants you to be very aware of the fact that she’s wearing her ring. Full Story