A Rare Unplanned Picture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 05:17:24 May 5, 2008 05:17:24

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel photographed at the airport headed to NYC after a lengthy delay. Wonder if she’ll be demanding that Pip start flying her in private planes from now on? Because her clever publicist, who has been able to build Shelfy’s career on the sole basis of choreographed candid photos of her impressive posterior, probably didn’t plan this. Full Story

Your Boyfriend’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 05:01:45 May 5, 2008 05:01:45

The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos has taken a backseat, naturally, to the NHL playoffs over the last few weeks but now that we’re heading towards the Conference Finals, the air space has opened and your boyfriend is back! Sigh. If I wasn’t married I’d want George to be my boyfriend too. Full Story

Chicken Fried Homecoming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 04:58:38 May 5, 2008 04:58:38

Britney Spears returned home this weekend to Louisiana for baby sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Britney caught up with friends and appeared in good spirits – see attached photos of the family gathering at the Spears home. Impressive little property, non? Since daddy took over, things have continued to improve. Full Story

May 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 04:53:33 May 5, 2008 04:53:33

Happy 35th Birthday Emily B! Was great meeting you at BLVD. Hope you’re enjoying the beach reads! To Maggie from Sara – Happy 33! Different schools, different cities, and children too… but always bonded by smut, right? Now and hopefully forever! For Katherine – hope I can make your final week of maternity leave as enjoyable as it has been this far. Full Story

Friday, May 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Time Magazine has unveiled its list of 100 Most Influential – you think the Almighty Opes is mighty pissed that for all the pontificating she does, she actually came in lower than Brad and Angelina in the Heroes and Pioneers category? Oh no they didn’t. Time Magazine has just crossed Oprah Winfrey. Time Magazine will get the gears.

As for Pitts, it was George Clooney who wrote about their philanthropic efforts, their commitment to helping others and their tireless campaign to raise awareness about the causes they’ve championed. You can read the article here.

When will Angelina ever make it on to Oprah’s show? Or has Oprah promised Jennifer Aniston it will never happen? Discuss.

Congratulations to: Shelley P, Andrea R, Cindy A, Rocio V, and Shelley M for winning the FNL Season 2 DVD!

Finally it’s Friday. Am online all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Keeping it Legal is not Ryan Phillippe.

PPS. For those of you in Vancouver…check out the Laugh for Leukemia event on May 6th – Vancouver Theatre Sports at Granville Island! Call 604-561-8756 for tickets or email [email protected]

But Will The Proceeds Go to PETA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 12:35:10 May 2, 2008 12:35:10

By celebrity standards, Pamela Anderson must be poor. Poor and tacky – a terrible combination. Too bad she’s still a Canadian. Yes. She’s an American now too, after having received official citizenship, but she was born in Canada. She plans one day to return to and retire in Canada. Full Story

How Gwyneth Travels and Farts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 12:11:41 May 2, 2008 12:11:41

Gwyneth Paltrow at LAX yesterday returning to London after whirlwind promotion for Iron Man. Am salivating over that jacket. Thanks to all of you who emailed the links to the radio station in Atlanta where Gwyneth called in this morning. Probably one of the best interviews she’s given. It’s one of those things where listeners are challenged to get the most famous person to call in to the show. Full Story

The GMD: it’s not fake with KatE!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 11:24:57 May 2, 2008 11:24:57

KatE, KatE, KatE… over and over again it’s KatE. With an E. Not Katie. Katie’s not included. But KatE is The One. As you know, Tom Cruise’s interview with the Almighty Oprah airs today. In all fairness, even though what he didn’t say about Scientology will still chill your spine, the GMD pulled it off impressively well. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 10:59:00 May 2, 2008 10:59:00
  • Rub’n’Tug on the Red Carpet (DListed)
  •  Jennifer Aniston: saving the environment or just another sun bed? (INO)
  • The Biggest Bad Ass in Hollywood (Holy Moly)
  • What Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha said to Oprah (Cele|bitchy)

Do it for RDJ!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 08:14:40 May 2, 2008 08:14:40

Iron Man opens today… and the reviews are in! They LOVE Robert Downey Jr! And as a result, Iron Man has scored an incredibly impressive 94% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes with gushing comments from the top critics in America: Downey"s richly human performance as a reformed rake who relies on his intelligence, feels both personal and genuinely fresh. Full Story