Crown Princess of AssTalk sugarcoated for the Mini

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 06:19:52 July 18, 2008 06:19:52

Shonda Rhimes was asked to address the Katherine Heigl situation during the ABC TCA session yesterday. "When I was told about it, my reaction was surprised. I have a really wonderful working relationship with Katherine. Everybody knows Izzie is one off my favorite characters." But journalists and critics did not let up. Full Story

A Sibling for Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 06:09:00 July 18, 2008 06:09:00

Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. Full Story

July 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 06:03:25 July 18, 2008 06:03:25

Happy Birthday Nora in London! Thank you for taking me with you from Sydney for your masters. Hope you’re enjoying a break between the books? Have a wonderful, wonderful Saturday. To Fitz in Little Rock: This past weekend at Dixie just didn’t feel right without you! Happy Birthday & I’ll see you soon, Lisa B. Full Story

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

After seeing Helen Mirren in a bikini yesterday, my husband had to make room for her on his Freebie Five. It’s all about the silver fox and today more of the same.

Meryl Streep glowed last night at the NYC premiere of Mamma Mia. Am told she’s pretty spectacular in the movie too. Pierce Brosnan, on the other hand, well Pierce apparently tries to sing. And fails miserably. So badly that his hilarious inability actually becomes one of the film’s selling features, just to hear it for yourself. Snort.

Thursday – online all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Hermy Shelfy at the ESPYs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 16:00:00 July 17, 2008 16:00:00

And she TRIED. She totally tried. The shoes will tell you that. She tried and she SUCKED!!! Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel at the ESPYs last night where her Pippy was hosting. It’s the bangs, it’s the greasy pinhead ponytail, it’s a man wearing the tanktop and a skirt. Justin Timberlake is dating a herm. Full Story

Barenaked Douchebag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 12:20:00 July 17, 2008 12:20:00

So you know about the arrest  – Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies and some skanks somewhere in New York charged with cocaine possession. F*cking hypocrite. Family values and squeaky clean and a children’s album and in the end a f&cktard. Full Story

Carb Face and Pageant Girl: back to work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 11:47:00 July 17, 2008 11:47:00

Been ages since Nick Lachey and his paqeant girl Vanessa Minnillo have been seen on the scene. But you know how these things work, right? Nick is the host of ABC’s High School Musical Get in the Picture. The show premieres on Sunday... amazingly enough, Nick and Nessa turned up at Katsuya for dinner last night, greeted by the paparazzi. Full Story

Feist 150 BC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 11:30:00 July 17, 2008 11:30:00

She’ll be on Sesame Street – see below – and now my sources are telling me Feist will perform at a free concert August 4th to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the province of British Columbia! Other artists include Colin James and Burton Cummings but what’s most exciting is that Feist will share the stage with none other than Sarah McLachlan on the lawn of the BC Legislature in Victoria. Full Story

Maggie the Magnificent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 09:38:46 July 17, 2008 09:38:46

With the sensational style And I can go on and on for like a mileA minute, I get in it Like a car and drive Remember Special Ed? What happened to Special Ed? This is Maggie Gyllenhaal at Letterman last night, every inch perfection. Like old school and new school rolled together, all class and cool, chic but relatable – what’s not to love about Maggie G? And don’t tell me it’s because she doesn’t look like Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Mamma Mia! Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 09:34:00 July 17, 2008 09:34:00

Sorry... am not giving away Colin Firth. Who’d be crazy enough to give away Colin Firth??? But the way he’s wearing this suit last night at the NY premiere makes me crazy. PS. If you see Mamma Mia! this weekend, stay for the credits. There’s a bonus. Up for giveaway – 20 of the following Mamma Mia! items: -Women’s t-shirt-Visor-Chapstick-Beachball If you’re interested, please send an email to [email protected] Full Story