Well…she’s always had great legs, non? This is Britney, surpassing even her own skank in this glorious ensemble last night while out on the town for Halloween. Strangely enough, by now I think I’ve become numb to shots of her midriff and her tits… What I find most offensive this time are the red shoes clashing with the pink print. Full Story
That gag order must be killing Heather Mills. But still she found her way on television this morning to seek public sympathy all while moaning and groaning about the horror story that has become her life and – get this – comparing her experience to that of Princess Diana’s. Heather Mills is always the victim.
More on that golddigging slag later. And also a few details on what it takes to be a George Girl. Clooney, I mean…although I’m sure many of you are hoping it was Stroumboulopoulos.
Wednesday – online all day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Happy Birthday to Briony in Regina!
But still…no toe is f&cking weird. Here’s Tyra in NYC today wearing skin tight and spandex and hiding from an in-between-weave day. Crazy thing is – this reminds me of a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk only to look like a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk, know what I mean? You remember that scene from Silence of the Lambs when the serial killer tucks his peepee between his legs and totters around? I’m telling you – I can’t look at Tyra Banks the same way ever again. Full Story
You hear? It’s KatE Holmes. Not KatIE. And the GMD is making that very clear. He sat down with Entertainment Tonight’s Jann Carl in Paris last week for an interview airing tomorrow to promote his new film Lions for Lambs. Of course in order to do so, Tom started talking about his wife and his Little Sci, all while referring to Katie as KatE:"I feel lucky. Full Story
LOVE this. Regis and Kelly dressed up as David and Victoria Beckham on Live! With Regis & Kelly today – see attached. Regis actually looks pretty good. That’s a great wig. And underneath the football jersey he seems kinda spry! As for Kelly … also a fantastic wig. And she and Posh could have a thin-off, non? Kelly spent the morning walking around shouting “mayjah!” over and over again. Full Story
Of all of Michael Moore’s movies, this one hit closest to the heart. Less inflammatory but no less shocking, the crux of the matter is health care, or the lack of an adequate health care system and a current iteration that is failing millions in the United States. People are sick and they are not getting help. Full Story
Between Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Granny Grease Meg Ryan, I don’t know what’s worse. Meg Ryan showed up at the 18th Annual Courage in Journalism Awards last night not as scary looking as she has in the past but still oddly plumped, like the skin’s been inflated underneath – a grotesque rendering of what was once an extremely appealing face. Full Story
The mop is gone! Chris Martin was sighted in London yesterday freshly shorn and actually kinda cute. This is for my friend Michelle C who met him backstage at the Juno Awards 2 years ago and lost her mind. While rumours continue to swirl about Chris’s marriage to my Gwyneth, her rep insists they make a point of never being seen together publicly and so speculation of strife stemming solely from the absence of photographs is said to be unfounded. Full Story
French Canadian Cheese has landed in London! Hope she"s still there when I arrive on Friday. Check out Celion Dion heading to the BBC for an interview today to promote her new album Taking Chances, slowly making her way for a publicity blitz in America. It’s been a while since we’ve been treated to the lunge and thump and the husband and child gushing ad nauseum. Full Story
Such as, like, such as, like you know, everywhere, such as, the Eye-Rack? Remember MIss South Carolina? And then there’s Britney. Britney called in to Ryan Seacrest this morning and, well, of course it was hilarious. In two minutes, she said “You Know?” – by my count anyway – 21 times in the first 2 minutes. Full Story