GMD & Son at The Cut

January 18, 2008 06:36:57 Posted at January 18, 2008 06:36:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD celebrated his son’s birthday last night by taking him to The Cut, where real men eat steak. As you can see, both Tom and Connor dressed for the occasion and appeared to be alone (no other photos as of press time) – the first sighting of Connor in ages. You’ll recall, just over a year ago, we were treated to regular weekly sightings of Connor and Isabella at Saturday soccer during Katie’s pregnancy and shortly thereafter. Full Story

The Pride of Canada Keeps Us Proud

January 18, 2008 06:32:06 Posted at January 18, 2008 06:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here she is, the pride of this great nation, once again illustrating why she deserves Canada’s affection and support. A quick recap, just to keep things straight: - Pam and Rick get married in October- Pam files for divorce in December on a Friday. By that Sunday she’s changed her mind. - Pam and Rick party hardcore, Pam is seen looking cranked leaving a Hollywood club- by New Year’s Pam is once again alone. Full Story

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Every day a new creepy Cruise video. Every day the GMD provides new laughs. It has been a great week so far indeed. But it has been a regular week in the life of Britney Spears. Last night she wore a short skirt and ripped fishnets, went shopping, then made Kitson open up at 2am for an after hours spree, all for the paps of course, with whom she conversed freely, smiling the entire time.

Remember that sense of entitlement? It’s alive and kicking and smeared with chicken fried grease. And definitely not sad smut.

Hopefully that’s the last of her for today. This is, after all, the week of Xenu. Praise Xenu!

Thursday, new posts all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

A Beard at The Ivy

January 17, 2008 14:07:58 Posted at January 17, 2008 14:07:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Stamos has grown out a big bushy writer’s strike beard and decided to show it off at The Ivy yesterday. Hirsute or not, he’s a fine looking man, non? Handsome, amazing hair, amazing hair. The male hair counterpart to Jennifer Aniston. Happy for him – he has a serious girlfriend now. Full Story

Sex & the Weak

January 17, 2008 12:45:16 Posted at January 17, 2008 12:45:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Didn’t think it was possible to be any more UNenthusiastic about the upcoming Sex & The City movie but then the poster came out and look at this sh*t. Sh*ttest, weakest, lamest. Or… Brilliant? Brilliant because this one image captures perfectly, exactly what is wrong with the Sex & The City Movie. Full Story

I see Demi! I see Rumey!

January 17, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 17, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore on the cover of the new V Magazine- three different shots. Look closely at the one of Demi in the bikini… Finally! I see a glimpse of Rumey. Blink fast a few times and it’s there. She’s there. Very subtly, but she’s there. Now it goes without saying that Demi is a beautiful, beautiful woman. Full Story

My Kiki > Lilo

January 17, 2008 10:39:32 Posted at January 17, 2008 10:39:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, Lilo was the face of Miu Miu. The company quickly came to its senses and decided to start over. As you can see, my Kiki is a MUCH better choice. Check out the amazing new images from Kiki’s new Miu Miu campaign. She can vamp it up with the best of them ‘em, non? LOVE the makup, LOVE the yellow shoes, LOVE the sunglasses…and Must. Full Story

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The New & Improved Selma Blair

January 17, 2008 10:21:54 Posted at January 17, 2008 10:21:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, Selma Blair stopped eating – she was Nicole Richie before Nicole Richie. This year, Selma Blair quietly went to rehab. It apparently IS possible to go to rehab without fanfare. Almost 12 months later, and as you can see, Selma Blair looks amazing. Here she is last night at the Chanel Nuit de Diamants event in New York showing off a lean but healthy figure and one of the best short hair faces in the business. Full Story

He is The Saviour

January 17, 2008 09:51:35 Posted at January 17, 2008 09:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of blowing stardust (or ethics) up Tom Cruise’s ass, pretty much asserting that he saved America from the environmental effects of 9/11 and is single-handedly (with the help of the spirit of L Ron Hubbard) saving the education system. Full Story

Tiptoeing Out

January 17, 2008 09:11:31 Posted at January 17, 2008 09:11:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gossip Girl cuties, from script to real life – Blake Lively and Penn Badgley showed up at Chanel’s Nuit de Diamants in New York last night, and I have no idea why she decided to look like a 50 year old. That dress, the hair… it’s atrocious. Sigh. Am disappointed. She’s my girl. Full Story

The Aniston Racist Update

January 17, 2008 08:54:59 Posted at January 17, 2008 08:54:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have asked for an update on the situation. Click here for a refresher on what went down the other day. During the same “racialist” (booyakasha!) incident, Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards also tried to run the photographer off the road. Full Story