Family Pitt Gorgessity

October 25, 2007 09:35:56 Posted at October 25, 2007 09:35:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are without equal – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie photographed by Mario Testino in a book of images by the photographer called Let Me In! Testino’s talent and reputation have afforded him access to the most guarded of celebrities and as you can see, even the Pitts were comfortable enough to allow him to shoot them at their most intimate behind closed doors. Full Story

Tranny on her Way

October 25, 2007 08:57:38 Posted at October 25, 2007 08:57:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson has reunited with her Main Mo Ken Paves – last night at the Frederick’s of Hollywood fashion show – and this can only mean one thing: Return of the Tran. Slowly but surely…even, though she didn’t look quite so man, indeed she’s looked a hell of a lot worse… the unmistakable signs are there: the clothes are suddenly tighter, the legs are stockier, the hair is hooker, and her face is starting to take on the grotesque proportions usually seen on a drag queen. Full Story

Gwynnie & the babes

October 25, 2007 08:32:41 Posted at October 25, 2007 08:32:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth has her children with her Spain while shooting her foodie reality show. As you can see, Moses is a big boy – already a year and a half! You will note, both Apple and Moses, still so young and yet already Gwyneth has taught them her trademark expression of condescension. These are important lessons indeed. Full Story

Awkward and Awkward

October 25, 2007 07:55:35 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:55:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you ever seen two people more uncomfortable on a red carpet? Check out Emile Hirsch and Sean Penn last night in Rome at the premiere of Into the Wild, almost as if they they’re were literally plucked from rural Alaska and tossed into tuxedos to prove their points: yes, Hollywood sucks, the Wilderness Rocks. Full Story

Keep Scrolling!

October 25, 2007 07:40:47 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:40:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Full list of Sexiest Man Alive candidates and their odds below... scroll down and click on view more articles!!!!  Full Story

Handicapping People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2007

October 25, 2007 07:16:29 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:16:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s that time of year again. In November, People Magazine will announce its annual Sexiest Man Alive. Am currently batting .500 – scored two months in advance with Johnny Depp four years ago, was screwed by dandy pansy Jude Law (WTF??) the year after that, predicted Matthew McConaughey six weeks early in 2005, and then my dark horse Matt Damon fell to George Clooney in 2006. Full Story

Patrick Dempsey

October 25, 2007 07:18:17 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:18:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: - Shonda Rhimes has created in Derek Shepherd the MiniVan Majority’s Perfect Man: he is a doctor, he has great hair, he is soft spoken, he adores a loser like Meredith and gives sensitive speeches inside elevators, and of course he is handsome.- in real life he is happily married (reportedly) and a doting father to three children, two of them twins. Full Story

Hugh Laurie

October 25, 2007 07:20:23 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:20:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- top show on television…popularity talks- bucks convention, is true to himself, and because of it, extremely popular - great sense of humour, wicked award show moments- sexy accent and hidden on his hit show- married, devoted, no scandal- multiple awards: chicks love winners Arguments against:- he’s a tv actor, see Patrick Dempsey- bucks convention, is true to himself, and because of it, refuses to kiss minivan and media ass- the accent…he’s not American. Full Story

Justin Timberlake

October 25, 2007 07:22:55 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:22:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- JT has the Midas Touch. He is uber successful, he sells out everywhere, he is undeniably talented, he is a star and he makes other stars better- successfully made the transition from young star to adult star (sort of). America watched him grow up without falling down…in a milk and cookies kind of way, he is exactly the MiniVan’s type: an All American success story- he wants it. Full Story

Denzel Washington

October 25, 2007 07:24:38 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:24:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- he’s a smooth sexy beast- a multiple Oscar winner with a new movie released for awards season, this is the time for him and the studio, if they’re smart, to make a big push. - Denzel is a solid box office earner. Money talks too- family man, solid values, not a famewhore- he has owned the crown once, the first and only black man to do so. Full Story

Will Smith

October 25, 2007 07:26:19 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:26:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- he’s beautiful. - wife, kids, the package… Oprah loves him, therefore her flock follows. - an established money maker, always always rocks the box office- indisputable worldwide appeal and an instantly recognisable name- a new blockbuster on the horizon, people cannot wait to see I Am Legend and a publicity push kicking off with the SMA is an amazing start Arguments against:- friends with Tom Cruise. Full Story