I love winning. And we won last night! The Bloggers, I mean. On Test The Nation. Thanks for all the messages and well wishes. Sitting at a laptop all day and having no life occasionally does pay off. And Samantha Bee too!!! LOVE Samantha Bee! Who doesn’t love Samantha Bee?
Screwed up my scorecard, they’re sending my official results today. Will post later.
As for Sundance… well… so far it’s been all about that piece of sh*t Paris Hilton. Which means Robert Redford must be pissed. Turns out his festival has been contaminated by Hollywood Ebola and the legion of loser posers that parade up and down Main Street looking for celebrities in sub-zero temperatures. Can you imagine how hard up you have to be to get excited about seeing a human virus???
Monday, blogging all day, check back often!
Yours in gossip,
Mischa Barton is trying to put the DUI behind her – no better place to do it than at Sundance. At a gifting suite. Today at the Gibson Lounge a gorgeous Mischa showed off her beautiful skin and that nose… F*ck I need a new nose. Anyway, Mischa is in Park City to promote St Trinian’s with Colin Firth. Full Story
Oscar nominations are to be announced tomorrow but today, everyone is talking about the Razzie Awards – the assiest pictures and performances of the year. While much focus has been paid to Lilo’s sh*tty turn in I Know Who Killed Me which topped the list with 9 nods, most people seem to be skipping right over the Alba Bitch who was singled out for sucking in NOT ONE, NOT TWO, but THREE movies this year. Full Story
I want them! Diane Kruger today leaving the Dior haute couture show in Paris, presumably clad in head to toe Galliano. Sigh. Everything is perfect. And probably the cost of a down payment on a house. Not a house in the sticks but a house in Vancouver, where a f&cking townhouse goes for at minimum half a million. Full Story
Mark Darcy – every woman’s fantasy man. And Colin Firth is a man deserving of the title. But sigh… girls and gays, we can’t have him. Because he already has a good woman. And what are we compared to her? Here they are at LAX the other day – Colin and his wife Livia Giuggiolo. Full Story
Jared Leto at Sundance looking actually kinda… hot. Douchebags can be sexy. Probably freezing his balls off without a shirt on but kinda sexy nonetheless. And at least there aren’t bits of wiry pubes poking out to say hello. As you know, Jared was last spotted making out with Ashley Olsen. Full Story
Can you believe it? Britney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today! She’s with KFed’s lawyers right now. Could Sam Lutfi actually be a positive influence? Snort. Photos attached – Chicken Fried Dog Abuser clutching a hapless pup last night. As the age old question: whether or not she’s sad smut…not that he’s the most compassionate man on earth but even Simon Cowell. Full Story
No… this is NOT a photo shoot! This is Granny Freeze and her employee husband at the Australian Open delirious with delight about their pending parenthood. Doesn’t the happiness just whip off the page and slap you in the face? Of course they weren’t staged! Why would they be staged??? Check out the gusto with which Granny is trying to move her forehead. Full Story
It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to cater to the MiniVan, you see? As she herself said recently, she has no desire for serious “Oscar-baiting” roles, no desire to become Charlize Theron’s Monster, no desire to fake a British accent, no desire to do anything but chick flick fare. Full Story