Blue Boots!

October 25, 2007 13:05:53 Posted at October 25, 2007 13:05:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen is gorgeous. And she has turned the streets of NYC into her own personal runway. Here she is today leaving her hotel in a pair of blue boots that will haunt me tonight. Must. Have. Them. And again last night in a rather conservative black dress out for dinner with matching Louboutins and the craziest trench earlier in the evening with plaid pants but only after shopping with her kid…who is the cutest! She never seems to mind when he’s photographed either. Full Story

One-Eyed Junior

October 25, 2007 12:25:53 Posted at October 25, 2007 12:25:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out KFed Junior with his wife and his bank account baby all dressed up and terrorising the D-List last night en route to a party. As you can see, Junior is thrilled to see a camera and is probably even more jacked that the photo was posted on Full Story

Another Idiot Behind the Wheel

October 25, 2007 10:42:44 Posted at October 25, 2007 10:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another idiot behind the wheel – and the third Lost cast member to drive drunk … WTF??? Daniel Dae Kim was arrested in Honolulu this morning after attempting to kill people with his car after using alcohol. No comment so far, which is smart. Keep your mouth shut unless it’s to say sorry over and over again, then plead guilty, pay your dues, and bust your ass on community service. Full Story

Gerry Thursday

October 25, 2007 10:03:17 Posted at October 25, 2007 10:03:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not my type – too thick, too cover-of-a-romance-novel, and did not enjoy 300 – but judging from some of your emails, he is very much yours. So here’s Gerard Butler yesterday in LA at the 17th Environmental Media Awards. Gerry’s upcoming film PS I Love you with Hilary Swank will be released December 21 – pegged to be the must-see teargusher of the holiday season. Full Story

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Family Pitt Gorgessity

October 25, 2007 09:35:56 Posted at October 25, 2007 09:35:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are without equal – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie photographed by Mario Testino in a book of images by the photographer called Let Me In! Testino’s talent and reputation have afforded him access to the most guarded of celebrities and as you can see, even the Pitts were comfortable enough to allow him to shoot them at their most intimate behind closed doors. Full Story

Tranny on her Way

October 25, 2007 08:57:38 Posted at October 25, 2007 08:57:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson has reunited with her Main Mo Ken Paves – last night at the Frederick’s of Hollywood fashion show – and this can only mean one thing: Return of the Tran. Slowly but surely…even, though she didn’t look quite so man, indeed she’s looked a hell of a lot worse… the unmistakable signs are there: the clothes are suddenly tighter, the legs are stockier, the hair is hooker, and her face is starting to take on the grotesque proportions usually seen on a drag queen. Full Story

Gwynnie & the babes

October 25, 2007 08:32:41 Posted at October 25, 2007 08:32:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth has her children with her Spain while shooting her foodie reality show. As you can see, Moses is a big boy – already a year and a half! You will note, both Apple and Moses, still so young and yet already Gwyneth has taught them her trademark expression of condescension. These are important lessons indeed. Full Story

Awkward and Awkward

October 25, 2007 07:55:35 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:55:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you ever seen two people more uncomfortable on a red carpet? Check out Emile Hirsch and Sean Penn last night in Rome at the premiere of Into the Wild, almost as if they they’re were literally plucked from rural Alaska and tossed into tuxedos to prove their points: yes, Hollywood sucks, the Wilderness Rocks. Full Story

Keep Scrolling!

October 25, 2007 07:40:47 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:40:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Full list of Sexiest Man Alive candidates and their odds below... scroll down and click on view more articles!!!!  Full Story

Handicapping People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2007

October 25, 2007 07:16:29 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:16:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s that time of year again. In November, People Magazine will announce its annual Sexiest Man Alive. Am currently batting .500 – scored two months in advance with Johnny Depp four years ago, was screwed by dandy pansy Jude Law (WTF??) the year after that, predicted Matthew McConaughey six weeks early in 2005, and then my dark horse Matt Damon fell to George Clooney in 2006. Full Story

Patrick Dempsey

October 25, 2007 07:18:17 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:18:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: - Shonda Rhimes has created in Derek Shepherd the MiniVan Majority’s Perfect Man: he is a doctor, he has great hair, he is soft spoken, he adores a loser like Meredith and gives sensitive speeches inside elevators, and of course he is handsome.- in real life he is happily married (reportedly) and a doting father to three children, two of them twins. Full Story