Chicken Fried Keeps An Appointment

January 21, 2008 11:37:33 Posted at January 21, 2008 11:37:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe it? Britney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today! She’s with KFed’s lawyers right now. Could Sam Lutfi actually be a positive influence? Snort. Photos attached – Chicken Fried Dog Abuser clutching a hapless pup last night. As the age old question: whether or not she’s sad smut…not that he’s the most compassionate man on earth but even Simon Cowell. Full Story

Granny Freeze – it moves!!!

January 21, 2008 10:56:14 Posted at January 21, 2008 10:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No… this is NOT a photo shoot! This is Granny Freeze and her employee husband at the Australian Open delirious with delight about their pending parenthood. Doesn’t the happiness just whip off the page and slap you in the face? Of course they weren’t staged! Why would they be staged??? Check out the gusto with which Granny is trying to move her forehead. Full Story

Katie > KatE

January 21, 2008 09:37:54 Posted at January 21, 2008 09:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to cater to the MiniVan, you see? As she herself said recently, she has no desire for serious “Oscar-baiting” roles, no desire to become Charlize Theron’s Monster, no desire to fake a British accent, no desire to do anything but chick flick fare. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Sears

January 21, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 21, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What was your New Year’s resolution? Sears wants to know! Click here for the poll. My unofficial NY resolution was to work out like gangbusters. Full Story

How Many You Reckon?

January 21, 2008 08:38:03 Posted at January 21, 2008 08:38:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey has been very aggressive the last week or so about the sudden end to Pamela Anderson’s pregnancy, not so subtly reporting that she had the situation “taken care of”, the way she allegedly “took care of it” when she was pregnant with Kid Rock’s baby a little more than a year ago. Full Story

Chicken Fried AFed-free

January 21, 2008 08:26:35 Posted at January 21, 2008 08:26:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it over??? The battle for Britney between Sam Lutfi and Adnan the pappy has apparently been waged and won and as of press time, it looks like Sam has emerged victorious now that Britney has f*cked Adnan enough times to get it out of her system. News broke on Saturday that Sam even went so far as to take out a restraining order against Adnan – an report that AFed is disputing. Full Story

Damage Control Nipples

January 21, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 21, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For 10 years on Thursday nights they were a source of comfort. They were our Friends. They were there for us… when the rain starts to fall. They were there for us… like they’ve been there before. Not Monica, Joey, Chandler, Ross, or Phoebe…No, no not them. They sucked ass after season 4. Full Story

Cheater Uninterrupted

January 21, 2008 07:15:43 Posted at January 21, 2008 07:15:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The recent embarrassment and exposure has not deterred Cheese from cheating. When his much better half is in town, he of course is on his best behaviour. Especially since she seems to have forgiven and forgotten. Or perhaps she’s much less savvy than we’ve all given her credit for. But a return to the road means a return to the rock’n’roll lifestyle. Full Story

Friday, January 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Not even a Chicken Fried personality disorder can take the spotlight off Tom Cruise this week. It has been epic, non? And there’s more.

Many of you have emailed enquiring as to the whereabouts of Tom’s two older children who, after being papped on a weekly basis on the soccer pitch, have seemingly vanished for almost a year. Finally a sighting last night. Photos too.

And Sundance kicked off yesterday in quiverating fashion – Colin Farrell arrived. Yum. More on that later. For the next 10 days, Park City will be swarmed by celebrities, some who are coming for legitimate film-related reasons and some who are coming because they are dirty famewhores, like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Who happens to have scheduled a photoshoot in Utah during the festival…just because.

And what’s up Arizona??? Am coming to the Superbowl!!! First time in Phoenix – can’t wait! If you’re around, don’t hesitate to get in touch!

Once again – will be trying to make a worthy contribution to Team Blogger on Test the Nation on Sunday. CBC at 8pm. Play along!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Once again, just to clarify, I repeat, Holiday Detox is NOT Gwyneth Paltrow. Also not Kate Beckinsale. As mentioned previously, am told that the Lainey Lurv Facebook group has an extensive riddle archive. Will probably be helpful for the new riddle on the way…

PPS. Love to Nadia from Natasha – Happy Birthday!

PPPS. Also Happy Birthday Hailey from Team Awesome!

PPPPS. From Cindie to Kim on her 28th – all the best for an amazing year.

PPPPPS. To the UBC Law Women’s Caucus and the Law Students for Choice – enjoy your party today. Heard it’s going to be an 80s prom/airband competition. Am jealous!

Mandy Can’t Pose in Vegas

January 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adore Mandy Moore. But she’s never been able to look comfortable on a carpet. See attached – Mandy last night at the Venetian all weird and awkward. Gorgeous, yes. All over the curves, yes. But there’s an effort element here that you can smell without having to be there…know what I mean? Having said that, as you can see, Mandy is undeniably gorgeous. Full Story

Christina Ricci > Katie Holmes

January 18, 2008 09:53:20 Posted at January 18, 2008 09:53:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The blunt bangs and bob on Katie make a young girl look 50. On Christina Ricci, it’s an interesting face made funkier and keeps the forehead hidden. Check out Christina last night at the Venetian in Vegas. Like Selma Blair, as mentioned yesterday, once upon a time Christina was allergic to food. Full Story