For some reason, some publishing company thinks that people will buy a Tori Spelling book about her life. It’s a mystery how they came to this conclusion since “Her sTori” can be summed up as follows: - famous dad + nepotism = 90210- B List forever- Homewrecker- Famewhore- Father ignorer - Golddigger husband- 2 kids- The end Still…there are fools in this world. Full Story
Tony Romo took away Jessica Simpson’s tranny. Crazy how you miss certain things, non? But it’s undeniable, Tony’s Jess is the best Jess since... well… since ever. And looking good is never bad. What’s bad is not winning. And Jess doesn’t win much. Last night was no exception. Full Story
Interesting. Bridget Moynahan made a big deal about her suffering at the hands of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. She discovered she was pregnant right after they split, and there are differing reports about his involvement in his son’s life. Bridget of course would like you to believe the theory that Tom is an absent father who prefers his supermodel over his spawn. Full Story
The wash isn’t great. Far from great. And they’re still far from ideal too. But it’s an improvement. A small improvement but nevertheless an improvement. Jake is trying to properly wear his pants. This is a good thing. Check him out yesterday after a meeting, hot as ever, though still trouser challenged. Full Story
Last night, Toronto Fashion Week – The Heart Truth Fashion Show in support of The Heart and Stroke Foundation… Canadian celebrities modeling red dresses. My favourites are attached: CTV News anchor Sandy Rinaldo who has the best hair on television, perhaps the future first lady of Canada Sophie Trudeau who, that bitch, just had a baby and looks like this. Full Story
Is there a wedge heel requirement in every one of her movies? Check out Jennifer Aniston in a blue tank and shorts on set in Miami for Marley & Me. She looks amazing…but here’s the thing: given that there’s never much variation in her appearance – same hair, same tan, same style – putting her in wedges all the time, it’s hard to differentiate between her movies, you know what I mean? Like… which romantic comedy was that? When she played Rachel in love with God? Or when she broke up with Vince Vaughn? Or the time Rachel was in a movie with a ferret and Ben Stiller? It all blends into one. Full Story
On the heels of her publicist’s announcement that the Ritchie marriage was all kindsa “joyful”, here are Madonna and Guy last night in London, out for dinner at their favourite Harry’s Bar, emphatically putting to rest all those rumours that a split would be imminent. As I mentioned the other day, am now convinced she played us all. Full Story
Happy 14th Birthday to Emma in Calgary from Aunt Eydie! To Sarah with a discretionary dilemma. Give it 6 more weeks of WTF behaviour and get it out of your system. Exhaust every body part, every position. Because we are all stupid in our 20s anyway. After your birthday, take the discretion, ditch the douchebag… deal? For Susan in Squamish from your BFF Sally – bridging the distance with smut… am SO honoured! And keep on living my dream: love with a younger man, DJing in Whistler, and an entrepreneur too? Bra off and tits up, I’m saluting you. Full Story
No one believes Liz Rosenberg. Madonna’s publicist yesterday issued a statement intending to debunk recent reports that the “Ritchies” are on the verge of separation, the result of which has been the opposite. Instead the announcement has only created more speculation, not helped by the fact that the two haven’t been seen together publicly for weeks.
But who markets herself better than Madge? For 25 years she’s been marketing herself brilliantly. And Madge’s new album drops on April 29th. Is she playing us? More on that later.
A brand new Nicole/Keith photo opp! Of course in virgin white, of course on the beach! And of course, her lips look like they’ve been touched up!
Tuesday – posting throughout the day, remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Liv Tyler is not wasting blow. Liv’s been on vacation for a couple of months – resting, not working, word is she is looking and feeling gorgeous.