All Star Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 07:05:05 July 21, 2008 07:05:05

David Beckham and the LA Galaxy played the New York Red Bulls this weekend – here’s the hotness warming up before the game, quivering me with his crazy cut arms. And the side view of Becks is second to none. I like the abs/ass combination. The slight bulge from each end… amazing. Heads up Toronto – he’ll be in town this week for the MLS All Star Game. Full Story

The Thinnification of the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 06:55:15 July 21, 2008 06:55:15

There were photos published very recently of the GMD taking his shirt off, showing off some middle aged back fat. A meltdown, mental AND physical, clearly ensued. Because Tom Cruise turned up at a racing event in Laguna Seca on Sunday showing off a much more streamlined physique. Check out those skinny jeans! As far as jeans are concerned though, his wife’s are hurting. Full Story

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Robo with a real man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 06:38:09 July 21, 2008 06:38:09

This is Katie Holmes shooting scenes with Jonny Lee Miller the other day on the set of Eli Stone. And even though that hair is still ass, being left unsupervised in the presence of an attractive man and not a gay fraud has brought more life to her eyes than we’ve seen in 3 years. The way she’s coyly looking over at her co-star, the spring in her step, the smile playing at her lips – please, don’t start with the “acting” excuse. Full Story

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Chicken Fried for a good cause

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 06:21:38 July 21, 2008 06:21:38

Slowly but surely, every week an improvement - There can be miracles, when you believe… Check out Britney this weekend at the Generation Rescue fundraiser alongside Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy in support of autism research. No, no, of course it’s not what once was. And she still looks kinda spaced out. Full Story

Will Granny hate Tranny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 06:16:27 July 21, 2008 06:16:27

Not quite…but the title sounded good. And as you know, when Tony Romo is around, Jessica Simpson’s Tranny buggers off with Ken Paves, replaced of course by her Porny although shockingly Jess looked neither tranny nor porny this weekend in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin where she performed in concert for the first time in 3 years at the Country Thunder USA festival. Full Story

The Reign of The Dark Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 06:08:02 July 21, 2008 06:08:02

Officially the best opening weekend ever totalling over $150 million with many, many unable to buy tickets the first weekend…which means much, much more to come. To celebrate The Dark Knight’s victory, the Freebie 5 tribute will remain intact for one more day. And for your Monday morning quivering pleasure – Christian Bale, his wife, and their daughter leaving LA the other day, presumably headed for England to join his cast mates for the London premiere. Full Story

July 21, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 05:44:36 July 21, 2008 05:44:36

To Lori B from Jenny T – Happy 30th Birthday! And a belly rub for Willy too! Wishing J Dub a Happy Birthday and first day of articling, try not to get sued! xx Brooks and P. Fiddy  Full Story

Friday, July 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Why so serious?

Will The Dark Knight set box office records this weekend? Are you going?

And another step in the right direction. Britney and KFed have settled their custody dispute – a welcome and amicable conclusion to what was once a bitter battle. Kevin retains sole legal and physical custody, Britney maintains her current visitation rights. She was recently permitted sleepovers with the boys and her time and access to them will be increased as she continues to improve.

Though hope is frail, it’s hard to kill.

Friday – some gloating and a new riddle. Keep refreshing!

Heading to LA for a girls’ weekend! Squeeee! Wishing you a great, sunny weekend too!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Josie Bissett is not the other woman.

The Essence of Mischa Barton…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 17:18:44 July 18, 2008 17:18:44

Is in my left arm. I broke it in Cannes because she bailed on her professional commitments. As a result, as you can see, there are now 2 rods holding together my elbow. The French surgeons did a great job…only the end of both rods are too close to the point which means I can literally feel them under my skin and worst still, it hurts. Full Story

It Laughs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 11:54:57 July 18, 2008 11:54:57

Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can! Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event. At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs. As my friend Dean, who is the most brilliant beautiful man ever, would say: Wonder if Victoria B has starvation breath? You know how people who don"t eat have halitosis? Bet your concrete tits it"d be sweeter to kiss a girl 20 pounds heavier. Full Story

Commitment Crisis?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 10:58:28 July 18, 2008 10:58:28

They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were successful. But he was the weaker one. And he’s been using again for a while. The problem, one of many obviously, is that when he’s cranked, he’s also very aggressive. Full Story