Miss Zahara Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 11:44:17 January 8, 2009 11:44:17

She’s the sassiest young lady in a very famous family and today is her 4th birthday. Happy Birthday Miss Zahara! Let’s give her some love since she’s constantly being overshadowed by the Chosen One and the Holy Twins, the non-adopted offspring with their own magazine covers. If People put Miss Z on a cover I’d buy 10 copies. Full Story

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LipGloss instead!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 11:22:56 January 8, 2009 11:22:56

He’s skipping around his room squealing! They had originally wanted Robert Pattinson to present at the Globes. But Robert Pattinson is trying to escape the screaming, needing some refuge perhaps from Twilight losers. And so in his stead, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association went for their second choice… LipGloss Zac Efron will be presenting at the Globes on Sunday. Full Story

Interview with the eternal victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 09:54:08 January 8, 2009 09:54:08

Her mother taught her well. Dina Lohan’s mantra? Wah wah wah. Needless to say, it’s the same for Lindsay Lohan. New interview with Interview Magazine interviewed by Lauren Hutton who isn’t herself the picture of sanity. Lilo complains and complains. About the situation she finds herself in. Full Story

The Shame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 08:49:37 January 8, 2009 08:49:37

If not for the fact that she broke my arm, I’d actually feel embarrassed for her. But as it happens she was too busy being stupid to do her job, she wasted my time, and since there are now pins in my arm holding together my elbow, embarrassment is a sentiment I’ll reserve for someone who actually deserves it. Full Story

Joint stag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 08:22:13 January 8, 2009 08:22:13

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married this weekend. Apparently they’re treating it like Brad and Jen styles back in the day. Top secret, location to be determined, guests will only be text messaged the morning of for the venue details. Please. For Fergie and Josh? Who the hell are you? So anyway, last night the two celebrated their stags together at the Dakota Bar in Santa Monica. Full Story

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The People’s Dark Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 07:56:46 January 8, 2009 07:56:46

TDK was the big winner last night as chosen by the People. Christian Bale, exquisite always, accepted on behalf of the film. He seemed a little pale. Even clammy. Or maybe that’s only because he skipped on the foundation. Of course he would skip on the foundation. It’s not like he’s Mario Lopez or anything. Full Story

Big Notorious Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 07:48:37 January 8, 2009 07:48:37

Star studded arrivals last night at the Notorious premiere, a new film about the life and death of Biggie Smalls. Mary J Blige, Busta Rhymes, even Ja Rule made an appearance, of course Diddy himself with 2 SUVs along to carry his massive ego, and also the movie’s star Angela Bassett, and Jamal Woolard who plays the title character. Full Story

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The People’s Manslinger vs AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 07:04:26 January 8, 2009 07:04:26

Kate Hudson vs Katherine Heigl. KH vs KH Hudson at one point owned the market on dumbass chick flicks. As you know, she keeps making the same one over and over again. But Katherine Heigl invaded her territory last year with 27 Dresses. And succeeded. And then Kate told some magazine she’d never heard of her. Full Story

The People’s Country Matchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 06:48:30 January 8, 2009 06:48:30

She went shopping for her dresses at Arlene’s Fashion Emporium. Seriously, there’s cheapness smeared all over them. This is Carrie Underwood at the People’s Choice Awards last night arriving in some kind of bedazzler and then on stage in a low budge green tier pageant cast-off with… Matching plastic earrings. Full Story