The New Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 09:48:00 March 18, 2008 09:48:00

Gwyneth today at The Prince’s Trust & RBS Celebrate Success Awards in London owning her new hair. Love the messy waves. Love, love, love. Love that it’s not “done”. In fact, aside from the shoes, the new Gwyneth is the best Gwyneth we’ve seen in a while. Sleek and sophisticated and fresh and ready to get back to work. Full Story

When the Ex Moves On

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 09:25:00 March 18, 2008 09:25:00

It’s a good thing! And finally a piece of positive news for Tom Brady, pictured here in New York the other day out and about with Gisele. Although every day with Gisele must be a good day, there’s no way the Superbowl sting has subsided. No f*cking way. And spending most of his time in New York probably doesn’t help either. Full Story

Golddigger Slap in the Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 08:37:00 March 18, 2008 08:37:00

Is there any wonder why Heather Mills is universally despised? Heather Mills threw water on Fiona Shackleton in court yesterday. Shackleton is Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney. WATER. She threw water. In court. And she finds it hard to believe she’s hard to believe??? Still…it was Shackleton and of course Sir Paul who had the last laugh. Full Story

How I Met Your Chicken Fried Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 08:28:49 March 18, 2008 08:28:49

Been a while since there was actually something not sad to say about Chicken Fried Stupid. But since Daddy’s come ‘round, Britney Spears has been forced into a state of less craziness and the improvement has been gradual but remarkable. She’s even working again and I’m sure you know, she’ll be guest starring on How I Met Your Mother on an episode that will air next week. Full Story

At Work Without Reese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 07:51:11 March 18, 2008 07:51:11

It’s not the same, is it? Promoting a movie without the perfect wife, selling tickets on the strength of your carb face douchebaggery alone, hoping that the 17 year olds who pined for you 10 years ago will still find you attractive today… This is Ryan Phillippe’s new reality. Was refreshing though to see him in something other than a sweaty beater and sports shorts last night at the premiere of Stop Loss. Full Story

Will on Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 07:24:00 March 18, 2008 07:24:00

Addressing rumours that he’s now one with The Church, Will Smith told the NY Daily News: "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. Full Story

My Gwyneth: there for Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 07:16:50 March 18, 2008 07:16:50

Madge and my Gwynnie hooked up last night in London for dinner at Locanda Locatelli amid rumours that, despite assurances to the contrary, she and Guy are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. At issue, apparently, is that Madonna found out  Full Story

Granny Freeze: Photoshoot at the Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 06:47:00 March 18, 2008 06:47:00

So Granny’s bodyguard beat the sh*t out of a photographer last week and not a word of it in any of the papers or the weeklies. Coincidence or conspiracy? Consider this: Nicole Kidman is super tight with Rupert Murdoch. Full Story

March 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 06:44:25 March 18, 2008 06:44:25

Happy 32nd Birthday to Shannon F in Saskatoon! To Haley – congratulations on Waterloo! This will pass. I’ve seen your photo, read about your accomplishments… this WILL pass. Love the Mother/Daughter Smut Brigade! For Mark – thrilled to hear you’re better. And if anyone is having Tom Ford’s babies, it’s me bitch! Full Story

Monday, March 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

March Madness… can you taste it? And did you taste Mimi’s cheese on SNL? Seriously… Mimi’s cheese was stronger and more pungent than ever. My husband and I kept trying to look up her skirt which was, maybe, just maybe, 7 inches long.

Click here to touch her body. Click here to watch her show off her funny cheese with Jonah Hill and Bill Hader. And attached – Mariah in full cheese posing for the paps at the afterparty. Mimi Cheese makes my life.

Monday – online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Heads up Calgary – gossip party during Juno lead-up is coming together!!! Details to come later this week… but first the date. The date is Thursday, April 3rd. You comin’???

PPS. Isla Fisher is not blowing and dashing. The singing bitch with complaints is not Celine Dion. Jean-Claude Van Damme is not gay and broke but he totally could be, though at the very least his aggressive hustling has apparently been dialed down.

Her Madgesty’s “Joyful” Marriage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2008 14:59:05 March 17, 2008 14:59:05

After weeks of UNtogetherness, even on a few very meaningful, important occasions, Madonna’s long serving publicist Liz Rosenberg has just released the following statement: "I am delighted to confirm that Mr. Full Story