Still waiting…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:17:52 January 5, 2009 06:17:52

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about Taupe being photographed last week with sex therapist Holly Hein, the assumption being that there must be trouble in the marriage because Ben used to visit strip clubs and digitally explore the dancers. Full Story

Nicole & Joel: volunteering after vacation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:13:32 January 5, 2009 06:13:32

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden spent some time in Hawaii over the holidays before heading back to LA just before new year’s. On Saturday they volunteered at Six Flags for Beyond Shelter, an agency that works with the impoverished, providing housing and social programs to children living in the cycle of extreme poverty. Full Story

Friday, January 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Harry, Johnny, and Bale: what to look forward to this year. It’s 2009!

Entertainment Weekly is offering an exclusive first look at the 12 most anticipated films of the new year and featured prominently – none other than Johnny Depp and Christian Bale, together, going head to head, hotness to hotness in Public Enemies. So confident is the studio that they’ve slotted the movie for release on July 1st, just six weeks after Christian is sure to dominate the box office in Terminator Salvation:

''It was important for me to get the most credible actor of his generation to come and add gravitas to what we were trying to achieve.” Terminator Salvation director McG.

And then there’s Harry, who will kiss Ginny, and go looking for horcruxes. On July 17th. Can you stand the wait?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Alanis minus 20

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2009 11:35:45 January 2, 2009 11:35:45

Am so not feeling Alanis Morrissette in OK! Magazine gushing about her 20 pound weight loss. Can’t put my finger on it but just isn’t sitting right. Maybe it’s because the styling is for sh-t. Who decided to put her in a long purple dress with those shoes? And those boots with the jeans are all wrong too. Full Story

Best of 2008: upstage and porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2009 09:22:00 January 2, 2009 09:22:00

February 23, 2008 – the Independent Spirit Awards. The Academy had ignored the Brange, depriving Angelina Jolie of a Best Actress nomination for A Mighty Heart. As such, they would not be at the Oscars the following evening. Throughout awards season, the Brange had been coy about the pregnancy rumours. Full Story

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Coming down drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2009 08:51:25 January 2, 2009 08:51:25

All night partying, coked out of her mind, you think her drama is off the charts when she’s fully cranked? How about when she’s coming down? Click here Full Story

No break for Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2009 08:43:24 January 2, 2009 08:43:24

He’s training with his winter team AC Milan in Dubai, working his ass off, apparently determined to prove that even though he took off for the money in American, he can still cut it in Europe. Well… The British press, because they love to hate his wife and therefore him by extension, claim he’s having a rough go. Full Story

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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,


Wishing you health and happiness in 2009! Wishing all of us an abundance of smut! Good smut!

A few light posts today to help with your hangovers, celebrity NYE sightings from around the world, and continuing to wrap up 2008. Like, why is Joe Jonas such a camera whore?

Yours in gossip,


PS. Cuba is not Matthew McConaughey. Chocolate is not Alec Baldwin.

NYE Lilo Dramz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 12:49:44 January 1, 2009 12:49:44

Like you’re surprised? There was a party, Lindsay Lohan was inside, she flipped out. Just another night. So you know she and Samantha Ronson were booked at Mansion in Miami for a NYE gig. Well Nik who runs the website (thanks to Jon for the link) claims that he was caught in the middle of a massive lovers’ scrap last night when Lilo lost her sh-t because she thought Nik was trying to work her girlfriend. Full Story

NYE Oily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 12:28:15 January 1, 2009 12:28:15

Over at the Venetian in Vegas, Fergie hosted a party with Carmen Electra. As you can see, the soon to be Mrs Duhamel could have used some powder. And a new face. Because the one she has right now is busted. Never fails to amuse me how celebrities are pampered. Note she arrived at the club with lank straight hair. Full Story