Granny Freeze Bat Attack!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 21:16:00 March 13, 2008 21:16:00

Thank you for all your emails about the Daily Mail’s analysis today of Nicole Kidman’s Bat Face. No joke. They actually compared her to a bat. Because of the freeze, of course. Because Gran can’t lay off the Botox. And they recruited a top Botox specialist to assess her work. He subsequently railed on her for giving Botox a bad name, for over-using and ruining her face, effectively turning it into the possum of the night. Full Story

Now THAT’s a Flattering Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 18:33:00 March 13, 2008 18:33:00

Kate Beckinsale at Letterman today in a killer, killer dress. Quite possibly the best thing she’s ever worn. Looks like an Herve Leger but am not totally sure. Still… you put a desperate girl in a gorgeous dress and at the end of the day, all you get is a desperate girl in a gorgeous dress. Full Story

Who Says You’re a MILF???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 13:24:00 March 13, 2008 13:24:00

Some people are seriously delusional. Like…BADLY delusional. So delusional it’s almost offensive. So it was reported today that the CW is planning a 90210 spin-off, trying to capitalise on the success of Gossip Girl. Full Story

Punk Bunny and the Flame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 13:06:00 March 13, 2008 13:06:00

MUCH better than that useless piece of sh*t Sean Avery. And why hasn’t he hooked up with Ebola Paris Hilton yet??? They deserve each other. So Elisha Cuthbert has a thing for hockey players. After Sean there was supposedly a hook up with the Habs’ Mike Komisarek, and now, I’m told it’s Dion Phaneuf and everyone in Calgary will tell you…he’s f*cking amazing. Full Story

Pas Encore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 11:38:51 March 13, 2008 11:38:51

Strange… I reported earlier that Angelina and Brad had put an offer on a house in France according to Us Weekly. My sources in France however tells me that that’s apparently news to the owners and the guests: “The deal is France is that once you have put an offer on the house to all other potential buyers the house is immediately off the market, sadly this one (at least the one mentioned by Us Weekly) is still on the market. Full Story

Megan Fox & Seth Cohen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 11:09:00 March 13, 2008 11:09:00

Chuck Bass hasn’t made you forget about Seth Cohen, has he? This just in! Exclusive! Diablo Cody’s Juno follow-up is a film called Jennifer’s Body, with Jason Reitman producing and starring Megan Fox, the ghetto Angelina Jolie. Adam Brody has just been confirmed to the cast… and the movie, like Juno, will be shot in Vancouver. Full Story

There Will Be More…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 10:57:00 March 13, 2008 10:57:00

Harry movies! Warners has just announced that book 7 – Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows will be split into two movies as nothing can afford to be cut out. The kids are currently shooting the Half Blood Prince for a November scheduled release and will then move immediately into production on 7 and 8. Full Story

Pretty Boys out for Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 09:33:00 March 13, 2008 09:33:00

New York last night – Chace Crawford and his always coiffed head apparently having dinner with maybe gaybe Hugh Dancy who is himself rocking some curious looking pupils. Hm. Hugh has been shooting Shopaholic with Isla Fisher… perhaps he’s totally bagged. Must be. Stranger still – Hugh’s possible gay has been remarkably dimmer due in small part to his relationship with Claire Danes and also to his career. Full Story

McGyllenspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 08:42:43 March 13, 2008 08:42:43

If the crazy McGoslings haven’t yet offed themselves in mass suicide, perhaps they’d like to transfer their obsession onto Reese and Jake who are equally as cute, if not a little disingenuous. Not that their love isn’t real…because it is…but they also don’t mind showing it off when it suits, like they did yesterday at the market. Full Story

Le Second Avènement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 08:12:26 March 13, 2008 08:12:26

The Second Coming took to the skies with mom the other day as Angelina Jolie piloted a small plane in Texas. Those things make me nervous – so small they look like toys. Word is the Pitts have plunked down an offer Full Story

Those Legs at Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 07:51:00 March 13, 2008 07:51:00

Charlize Theron and her ridiculous “tall girl” legs at Letterman yesterday. They are perfect. Not too skinny, not chunk, nice ankles… absolute torture for short, squat, and dumpy Asians who will never ever have the same. My friend Duana has legs like these. She is also one of the tall ones. Full Story