Katie in the City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 11:55:00 July 31, 2008 11:55:00

After being trapped at sea on family holiday with the GMD, Katie Holmes has arrived in NYC to throw herself into some serious rehearsal time for her Broadway debut in All My Sons. A supertoned KatE was seen out and about today, clutching a binder, showing off some cut arms, and wearing those ridiculous jeans. Full Story

Deciphering Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 11:29:00 July 31, 2008 11:29:00

The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head to the casino. Anything is an excuse to head to the casino. Full Story

I’ll have a Franco Pineapple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 10:33:57 July 31, 2008 10:33:57

January 2007 at Sundance. I interviewed James Franco for eTalk as he was at the festival to promote An American Crime. He looked clammy and tired, like cold cuts gone bad in your refrigerator, and stank of a pack of cigarettes smoked in 10 minutes. Full Story

Hot...but please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 09:55:03 July 31, 2008 09:55:03

This is Josh Hartnett last night leaving Soho House. Hot, right. But hot enough to be compared to Johnny Depp? Please. That’s blasphemy. Still...yes... Josh is definitely yum. Especially the way he wears his pants. And that hat. Could also totally see him with Kate Hudson for a couple of weeks before she gets bored of his unibrow. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 09:50:34 July 31, 2008 09:50:34

Is this Porny’s real waist? (Dlisted )

For the Cowboys, THIS is worse than a lazy offensive line (Hollywood Tuna )

What the f&CK is she doing with Seth MacFarlane? (Drunken Stepfather  site NSFW)

Jailbait won’t share the spotlight (INO )

Bad news for Jude Law’s bank account (Holy Moly )

Is your number bigger than her number? (Cele|bitchy )

MK Catalano (Candy Kirby )

If only we could all wear a skirt like this (IDLYITW )

His girlfriend…or his little sister??? (Pop Sugar )

LC EW

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 09:06:25 July 31, 2008 09:06:25

Three weeks to go and then ...it’s that time again. The Hills Season 4. Am officially over it, but that’s probably a minority sentiment. As momentum builds for the latest round of scripted reality, the esteemed Entertainment Weekly, my favourite magazine, is featuring Lauren Conrad on its new cover. Full Story

Unpaid Bills

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 08:11:00 July 31, 2008 08:11:00

You’d think they’d be liquid, you know? Flush from the funds of so many different projects, across so many different mediums, by so many different sources. But that’s the thing with celebrities. They’re richer than we are, to be sure, but some of them really aren’t THAT rich, especially when you factor in the lifestyle. Full Story

Tweak Before Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 07:40:59 July 31, 2008 07:40:59

It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which explains the tit for tat with the Pitts. Full Story

But where’s the witch boil???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 07:15:40 July 31, 2008 07:15:40

First they said she removed it, then her people claimed she didn’t. Do you see it? Never mind the marriage to Dandy – THIS is the burning question. While we’re at it though… as you recall, it was reported last week that Matthew Broderick had been caught cheating on SJP. Reasons why the story didn’t receive much traction: 1. Full Story

Sadness? Hardly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 06:57:16 July 31, 2008 06:57:16

When news broke yesterday that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong had split, Us Weekly described the situation as one that was full of “sadness”. Sadness? Kate Hudson? Please. Kate Hudson moves on. Kate Hudson doesn’t cry in a corner eating cookies. Kate Hudson is a player. This is why Kate Hudson is amazing. Full Story

It’s Alive!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 06:53:00 July 31, 2008 06:53:00

Can you feel the rain? The rain on the rowboat? The crazy McGoslings are watching The Notebook. Which they do every day. Only the difference between today and every other day is hope. There is hope. Hope is alive! Ryan Gosling DJ’d at the Green Door in Hollywood on Tuesday night. Slipping out the back door with him as he left was none other than Rachel McAdams. Full Story