Rumer's two faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:58:56 September 19, 2008 07:58:56

At the Teen Vogue event last night - my Rumey rockin' her body in a hot black little number and, dare say, the best she's ever looked...depending how you look. Admit certain angles she's actually cute. But then she turns a few degress know. It's big. Some would say it's horrifyingly big. Full Story

Coldplay Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:43:26 September 19, 2008 07:43:26

In Sweden on tour – it’s always Chris Martin, the lead, who gets all the panty attention. Here he is arriving at his hotel in Stockholm. But what about Guy? Guy Berryman with his short hair… Hot quiver...Yum. And about Chris and Gwyneth – did you notice on Oprah the other day, she still only refers to him as “my husband”? He is, of course, her husband. Full Story

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Not a star, just a liar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:21:12 September 19, 2008 07:21:12

Denise Richards claimed the other day that E! had renewed her reality show for a second season. Unfortunately the network has yet to make that decision. In fact, it sounds like they could be leaning on cutting that sh*t off Full Story

Not a murderer, just a liar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:09:00 September 19, 2008 07:09:00

Or both? Ebola’s people are insisting that there’s no truth to the reports yesterday that Ebola left two of her dogs out in the yard to die by coyote. She says the pups are alive and well, even though she herself can’t keep track of how many she has, where they are, and what they’re doing at any given time. Full Story

Degrassi goes to Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:04:42 September 19, 2008 07:04:42

Teen dramas don’t just exist in the states. Degrassi’s been doing it for years. New season, new stories, new faces…and some Hollywood styles too! Details? Degrassi is currently shooting extra episodes with an LA spin featuring my girl Lauren Collins and Cassie Steele with guest appearances by Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes (Jay and Silent Bob!) and a list of other surprise celebrity guests that are also fans of the show. Full Story

September 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 06:59:57 September 19, 2008 06:59:57

Happy Bday to one of my besties, Jenny D. Who will be 28 on September 22. Looking forward to supper and window shopping on Friday evening. Lots of love, Bev. Happy birthday, Julia, and thank you so much for introducing me to the amazing world of smut. Bettina. Congratulations Julie B and welcome Lily Claire! Will you catch up on gossip during those late night feedings? With love from Rachael. Full Story

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Even the Mighty Opes was a little obsequious around my Gwyneth, non? She stood there and they fawned. And you hated every minute as she smugly accepted it like it was her god-given right.

But seriously… did you see her personal gym? At her house?

Click here for a clip of Gwyneth working out with Tracy Anderson who also trains Madonna. It could be you… if you want to be on tv? W Network is looking for the next Tracy. And the next Suze. And the next Martha. And the next Rachael Ray.

Am in Regina on assignment for eTalk with Corner Gas as they shoot their final episodes. The most successful sitcom in Canadian history is saying goodbye. Live blogging between shoots. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Hilary Swank is not blowing second chances.

PPS. Taupe doesn’t need anger management, but she does need a stylist. And maybe a personality. Also not Katie Holmes. How can she be angry when they cut out that part of her brain?

He paid...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 14:09:59 September 18, 2008 14:09:59

For his mistake. Losing his passport and disappointing his fans at TIFF. Joshua Jackson had an accident on the set of Fringe which is pulling in very healthy numbers. Yay! Apparently there was a copper wire, it went up his nose, resulting in a vein bleed, landing him in hospital. He's fine. But he said, "I can now say that I have literally put my blood into this show. Full Story

Does this still sell?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 12:46:11 September 18, 2008 12:46:11

Really? Every few weeks or so it’s bound to happen. A Pitt split bullsh*t story… But how many times does Life & Style have to get it wrong before they go out of business? First… as I reported from TIFF… Brad and Jennifer Aniston did not hook up in Toronto. Quite the opposite. Full Story

Strolling with Sherlock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 12:30:00 September 18, 2008 12:30:00

He will be shooting Sherlock Holmes with Guy Ritchie so as you can see RDJ is getting acquainted with London, out for a stroll today with a young woman, not his wife, though presumably not smutty either. Iron Man the DVD will be released by the end of the month. Pre-orders are said to be healthy… especially since the extras are reportedly kick ass. Full Story