Pip’n’Ass Chug Beer

October 18, 2007 13:08:40 Posted at October 18, 2007 13:08:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s not…but he is. Thanks to JK for sending these along – love you! – of Pipsqueak JT and his Shelf Ass in Green Bay a couple of weeks ago tailgaiting at the Packers game. You will note – Pip is all man in the background shotgunning a beer. Not feeling his nose. Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Simplicity Suits Sienna

October 18, 2007 12:03:09 Posted at October 18, 2007 12:03:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller at the Interview premiere in London today with Steve Buscemi. Simple black dress, understated hair, wicked heels, barely there makeup – for once on a carpet SiSi doesn’t look awkward and no-necked. Ok…maybe a little. The full length shot of her is a great example. She really needs to stop doing that although the smile replacing the dumb ass pout works much better. Full Story

Morning Fun with The Gay and Ja’mie

October 18, 2007 11:52:09 Posted at October 18, 2007 11:52:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If the husband is the man who completes you, then the Mo is the man who understands you. Nothing like sharing giggles with my gay who habitually sends me accented YouTube links – inane and ridiculously silly clips that tickle our shallow sense of humour. Have you met Ja’mie? She’s Austalian and it’s old, but it’s a classic that will get you to Friday. Full Story

The Cover

October 18, 2007 11:50:47 Posted at October 18, 2007 11:50:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As reported yesterday, St Martin’s Press will release the Andrew Morton biography of Tom Cruise on January 15th. eTalk etalk.ctv.ca aired the cover last night. Here are the details on the sell sheet: Andrew Morton uncovers the true story of the biggest celebrity of our age• A startling, intimate biography of one of the biggest movie stars in the world who is constantly in the news • Two years in the making, this is the only up-to-date, exhaustively researched book about Cruise’s private as well as his public world • A fascinating portrait of Cruise’s world from early childhood to his recent public advocacy of Scientology • Includes exclusive interviews and never-before-seen pictures • Written by one of the biggest biographers in the world, who scored not one but two biographies that were #1 New York Times bestsellers ANDREW MORTON is one of the world’s best-known biographers and a leading authority on modern celebrity. Full Story

Better and Better

October 18, 2007 09:56:15 Posted at October 18, 2007 09:56:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Winslet total gorgessity last night at a Hugo Boss event. She’s lovely, of course, and looks fantastic in the booties, but what makes a Kate sighting always great is that it doesn’t happen often. It IS possible, you see, to live life relatively privately without the cameras. And on my GirlCrush Freebie Five, Kate definitely is a keeper. Full Story

Shelf Ass Sapphic?

October 18, 2007 09:33:27 Posted at October 18, 2007 09:33:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well she certainly looks like a Herm, doesn’t she? This is a photo taken a couple of weeks ago at the Packer Sunday night game of the back of Jessica Biel with a female friend who, not surprisingly, reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez. You will note the friend is getting friendly with Jessica’s famous Shelf Ass. Full Story

Chicken Fried Suspended!

October 18, 2007 09:10:10 Posted at October 18, 2007 09:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A hard fought small victory and just a week later, she pisses it all away. That’s Britney. Last Thursday Britney showed up (late) at the courthouse and appealed to an “old fart” judge for overnight visitation privileges with her boys. He granted her one night a week with a legally approved monitor supervising the situation. Full Story

Smiles on Set

October 18, 2007 08:48:31 Posted at October 18, 2007 08:48:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She might be skeletal but she’s also downright beautiful – and more so when she’s smiling, as seen yesterday on set when her lover came by to pick her up from work. Carpooling Pitts! Cute! Here are Angelina and Brad looking happy, in defiance of the incessant headlines proclaiming their end – and how convenient that the paps were there to capture it too. Full Story

Matching Mugshots and Sex in Stairwells

October 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two young drug addicts, two mugshots, stealing away from group therapy to fornicate in a stairwell, and an ex fiancée with a cubic zirconia shooting off her mouth to the National Enquirer? It’s the best smut ever. So Lilo has a new boyfriend. She met him in rehab – in and of itself a most auspicious beginning. Full Story

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Back with a vengeance! Last night’s Gossip Girl earned full redemption, the most delicious slumber party gone awry since Brenda’s disastrous sleepover of 90210 Season 1.

Final week of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship – one last gift basket up for grabs! See below.

And finally!!! In three short months, a tell-all we’ve ALL been waiting for. Three words, three letters: the GMD exposed??? Can’t.F7cking.Wait.

Wednesday, live blogging all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Happy belated birthday to Pammie in Regina! 39 is going to be amazing – hope your yesterday was a great start! And see you shortly perhaps? Am on my way for the Gemini Awards! More on that later…

Avril in Flare: Beautiful and Defensive

October 17, 2007 14:49:46 Posted at October 17, 2007 14:49:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First things first, fair is fair – Avril looks STUNNING in the November issue of Flare. Absolutely beautiful. She has a great nose, great bone structure, and I love her blonde hair…it’s really too bad she’s such a punk ass poseur bitch. Next… I like Avril’s style. Full Story