Smart & Hot

January 10, 2008 12:20:44 Posted at January 10, 2008 12:20:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady is currently prepping to continue the Patriots’ perfect quest this weekend against Jacksonville. Hopefully Gisele isn’t distracting him too much. Because after watching this video – click here to view – I don’t know how anyone could focus on anything else but the Brazilian. Full Story

Madge in Mumbai

January 10, 2008 11:55:22 Posted at January 10, 2008 11:55:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is she adopting from India? Madonna and family have spent quite a long stretch there these last couple of weeks. Are your wombs tingling? As you can see, Madge looks well rested and very blonde. And young and pretty too. Turning 50 this year… we should all be so lucky. source Celebutopia Full Story

SiSi at Pepe and my Physio

January 10, 2008 11:39:18 Posted at January 10, 2008 11:39:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Went to see a physiotherapist yesterday for the first time ever after my mother dragged me to some kung fu crazy lady in Hong Kong who monkey jumped on my back and f&ckin’ shiatsu-ed the sh*t out of it. This is apparently the Hello Kitty version of a massage. Been plagued with killer headaches and shoulder/neck pain ever since. Full Story

All Time in London

January 10, 2008 11:17:00 Posted at January 10, 2008 11:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp – seen here arriving at the London premiere of Sweeney Todd today looking… delicious. As usual. Even though he’s wearing grandpa’s jacket. Those warms eyes, that sexy smile… Laura, my producer at eTalk etalk.ctv.ca, interviewed him over the phone a couple of years ago. Full Story

My Rumey had a CUTE boyfriend???

January 10, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well she did…but apparently not anymore! And he is CUTE! And shares the same taste in headwear! Rumer Willis’s now ex boyfriend is called Rafi Gavron, a British actor, 19, who resembles James Franco. You’ll recall I reported last year a tip Full Story

Mischa Sorry and not friends with Nicole?

January 10, 2008 09:06:16 Posted at January 10, 2008 09:06:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mischa Barton called in to Seacrest this morning in an attempt to explain herself. Mischa owned up to the fact that she attempted to murder someone with her car when she drove drunk over the holidays and was pulled over. “I was pulled over…just that. Obviously I’m 100% responsible for my actions in this case and I’m really disappointed in myself, I… I don’t know what to say about it except that I’m not perfect and I just don’t ever intend to do something this stupid again. Full Story

Adrian Grenier: signs of Ebola infection

January 10, 2008 07:48:39 Posted at January 10, 2008 07:48:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much sympathy to fans of Adrian Grenier who were heartbroken last summer when he started dicking around with Paris Hilton and even defended her publicly, calling her a nice person. Somehow Hollywood Ebola penetrated through his decency…and now Adrian Grenier is a diseased victim. Paris’s black hole vag shows no mercy, see? Evidence of his infection can be seen in the way he wears his pants. Full Story

Pregnancy Grows the Alba Bitch

January 10, 2008 07:03:37 Posted at January 10, 2008 07:03:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What happens to a Demon Bitch when the hormones are raging? In Alba’s case, the bitch get bigger! Jessica Alba’s Elle Magazine interview – she called out Zac Efron the other day for being effeminate and it turns the out the new fairy It Boy of Hollywood wasn’t the only recipient of her wrath. Full Story

Do you see Little Sci?

January 10, 2008 06:37:33 Posted at January 10, 2008 06:37:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love this sh*t. You are looking at William Mapother, actor and cousin of Tom Cruise. You may recognise him from Lost. He played Ethan. Ordinarily he’d be no one. And he might still be no one. Except that many of you seem convinced because of similarity that he is the true father of Little Sci. Full Story

Presenting Katie 2008!

January 10, 2008 06:24:32 Posted at January 10, 2008 06:24:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton GMD bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into the MiniVan Majority consciousness…though this vision of Katie last night at the Mad Money premiere is sure to make the yummy mummy stroller patrol forget all about the creepy allegations. Full Story

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