Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 11:51:00 June 5, 2008 11:51:00

More Money KFed Jr’s Not Getting (DListed)

A Face More Frightening than Granny Freeze! (Hollywood Tuna )

Charlize Theron: pro-flirting (INO)

Heidi Montag’s Ashlee Simpson (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will Madge Have a Cameo? (Holy Moly )

I’m the only one who thinks Lily Allen is Pretty in Pink (Cele|bitchy)

Time Away + a tee shirt = McConaughey is hot again (ASL)

Shiloh Has Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 11:28:16 June 5, 2008 11:28:16

We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’s rep has denied Full Story

Hot Becks Bow Tie No Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 09:25:12 June 5, 2008 09:25:12

Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way into Anna Wintour’s office for an appearance in Vogue. Full Story

Brenda 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 08:27:43 June 5, 2008 08:27:43

This is Shenae Grimes – the 2008 iteration of Brenda on the new 90210. Shenae turned up in Toronto yesterday to promote the show at the Global TV Upfronts with Rob Estes who is so much hotter than Jim Walsh. HELLO! You know Shenae from Degrassi. As you can see…she’s gorgeous. Looks like food has become part of her diet again. Full Story

Brad in Texas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 07:22:17 June 5, 2008 07:22:17

There were reports earlier this week that he’d been sighted in Houston. Several LaineyGossip.com readers have written to say that he was still in Houston as of yesterday, with Sean Penn, friendly with fans, and at one point joking around on a smoke break. So if he’s confident enough to travel, it would mean Angelina’s due date is far enough away… right? But far enough away to make it 8/8/8? File photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Sit DOWN Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 07:01:04 June 5, 2008 07:01:04

Seriously … sit your Pip ass DOWN! I call it Small Ball Syndrome. Not unlike Napoleon Syndrome. You know how they say short dudes overcompensate for their vertical challenges by going overboard on toughness and aggression? Well since Pipsqueak’s balls have only partially dropped, it’s like he’s trying to make up for his testicular deficit by swinging a big stick around – a stick wielded not by him but by his legal team. Full Story

Shiloh Have Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 06:35:52 June 5, 2008 06:35:52

Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no doubt mold into a virus even more destructive than she is. Full Story

Pimping > Parenting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 06:26:30 June 5, 2008 06:26:30

Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot control his own greed. Check out the latest cover of Us Weekly Full Story

June 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 06:21:00 June 5, 2008 06:21:00

To Andy in Queensland from your BFF Tam who is SO happy for you that through it all, in the end you’ve found the one and that you’ve had your baby girl! Congratulations Judy M and best wishes for the most beautiful wedding on Saturday. Hoping you’ll be taking Patrick’s breath away on a hot and sunny day! Happy Birthday Amy from Tammy! For Chantal C – happy belated birthday from Cheyanne who knows she’s in sh*t but is hoping you were too busy, buried in drafts to notice. Full Story

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The Marble Rye Lady will get her star!

Frances Bay, best known perhaps as the Marble Rye Lady on Seinfeld or as Happy’s grandma in Happy Gilmore was announced yesterday as one of the inductees to Canada’s Walk of Fame.

You’ll recall, a petition was launched last year appealing for Frances’s inclusion. Your votes made this happen! She will receive her star on September 6th in Toronto at the Four Season’s Centre to be taped live and to air on CTV. Other inductees this year include Bryan Adams, James Cameron, Michael J Fox, KD Lang, Steve Nash, and Daria Werbowy.

It’s Wednesday, am back home in Vancouver after my mother bailed on me yesterday for an allnighter at Casino Niagara. But that’s another story.

New posts throughout the day. Please check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Will be back in Toronto next week for the annual party on June 18th. More details to follow… love to see you there!