Chicken Fried Trip Fling!

January 10, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Turns out Britney and Adnan are NOT over. Not even close. On the contrary, TMZ.com reports she boarded a private plane with him late yesterday afternoon headed for New York Mexico. At press time the two have yet to resurface but as you know, Chicken Fried likes to sleep in well past noon. Full Story

Trash is Fertile

January 10, 2008 06:05:43 Posted at January 10, 2008 06:05:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some people like Granny Freeze and Halle too, they try forever to get pregnant. Want desperately to get pregnant. And should get pregnant. But oftentimes can’t. And then there’s white trash. White Trash is prolific. White Trash progeny is everywhere. White Trash Pam and Britney and the rest – like the cockroaches of Hollywood, dragging their eggs around, dropping them randomly. Full Story

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Today is Snape’s birthday. Snape! Sob! I’ve read Book 7 three times and Snape always gets me in the gut and of course the heart. Snape and Dobby. Dobby!

So did you make it through the People’s Choice Awards last night? The awards show with pre-taped acceptance speeches? Snort. Still…there was a surprise. The biggest surprise is that somehow the “People” couldn’t find a way to give Jennifer Aniston something. Because she wasn’t in anything last year. Instead, it was Katherine Heigl, the new Princess of the MiniVan Majority who won the Best TV Actress popularity contest for playing the insufferable Izzie Stevens on Grey’s Anatomy.

Apparently the “People” don’t watch Weeds. Or 30 Rock. Or The Closer. Or The Sopranos.

Sorry ‘bout the late start today. Am a bit under the weather and very crusty. But it’s Wednesday and I’ll be online all day – refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Belated Birthday Heather C! Get OFF Facebook and start brushing up on your smut! With much love and affection – and I hope it’s not another year til I see you again.

PPS. To Elaine S in Montreal… keep fighting and I’ll keep gossiping if it helps. Big hug.

PPPS. To Dawn in Turkey from Gabrielle in Toronto – friends far apart united in gossip. Love it!

Andrew Morton Cruise bio: the EW Review

January 9, 2008 14:43:24 Posted at January 9, 2008 14:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly has the best writers ever – week after week, the magazine is stimulating and readable, every page from front to back, and doesn’t make you feel dirty when it’s over. EW is the best. So EW has just reviewed the Morton GMD bio. The review itself is as entertaining as the information within it. Full Story

The Chosen One at Chuck E Cheese

January 9, 2008 14:25:45 Posted at January 9, 2008 14:25:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During their brief visit to Springfield, Missouri last week the Pitts also hit up Chuck E Cheese with all four Pitt kids and a gaggle of nieces and nephews. An enterprising civilian was savvy enough to pull out the camera phone – here are a few photos from Us Weekly. As you can see, Angelina is holding the Chosen One who is sucking her thumb. Full Story

Pissing Douche on the Loose

January 9, 2008 13:54:12 Posted at January 9, 2008 13:54:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer is single again! According to People, after dating FNL’s Minka Kelly for a few months, the two have now broken up. Looks like Minka came to her senses. How do you go from Taylor Kitsch dripping sweat all over you to John Mayer pulling out his pee and showering you with his piss? Actually…John Mayer seems like that guy who dumps you and then calls you again when he finds out you’re dating someone else. Full Story

27 Dresses and PALM Exclusive Giveaway!!!

January 9, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heads up to readers in Edmonton and Toronto but keep reading even if you don’t live there – you won’t be sorry! Advance passes are available for 27 Dresses starring that totally not annoying at all – Katherine Heigl. The film opens on January 18th but I have passes to give away for the advance screening on Thursday January 10th. Full Story

Giving the Gift of Xenu

January 9, 2008 11:27:09 Posted at January 9, 2008 11:27:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of all the stars that Xenu has taken from us, none is more heartbreaking than Will Smith. Who doesn’t love Will Smith? We all love Will Smith. Which is why Xenu and the GMD covet him so. As you know, Will’s friendship with the GMD, allegedly (according to Andrew Morton) Xenu’s #2, continues to blossom. Full Story

Ebola Targets Oscar

January 9, 2008 10:55:05 Posted at January 9, 2008 10:55:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has already ravaged half of the young Hollywood population, now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is aiming her virus at an entire institution. And her disease is so deadly, she just might succeed. Brace yourselves: Ebola says she is going for an Academy Award. Her priority for 2008 apparently is to focus on her “acting “ because: I want to win an Oscar. Full Story

Chicken Fried Daily

January 9, 2008 10:32:03 Posted at January 9, 2008 10:32:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It never stops… Today’s Chicken Fried update in break: Britney went out with her assistant for a drive yesterday carrying her dog in her lap and smoking a ciggie at a gas station. Meanwhile every weekly has her on the cover – OK! Magazine  Full Story

You Likey?

January 9, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Me likey! Me scaredy! But me likey! This is Amy Winehouse. And I LOOOVE the tee. As for reports that she vacationed over the holidays with her ex boyfriend… GOOD! As for her mother in law giving her sh*t for doing it while that skeeze she married rots away in prison… EVEN BETTER! As for rumours that Blake is despondent and said to be suffering in jail… YES! YES! YES! Maybe Amy Winehouse is ready to get rid of Blake. Full Story