Porny at the casino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 08:37:23 July 30, 2008 08:37:23

Fallsview Casino at Niagara Falls is one of my mother’s favourites. She likes the penny slots. She says the games are the most interactive. She claps her hands and cackles at the carton stories that creep across the screen. And she says she often doesn’t have to play very long to get comped for lunch AND dinner at the buffet. Full Story

Jailbait is a BITCH!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:58:50 July 30, 2008 07:58:50

They teach them how to sing and dance, how to pose for paps, how to fashion their young lips into beat-me pouts, and at the end of the day, how to make millions, and millions of dollars. But they don’t teach them grace. Or good manners. Or humility. They don’t teach them kindness. They don’t give them class. Full Story

The Essence of Beef & Tomato

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:50:00 July 30, 2008 07:50:00

My comfort food - mentioned it in an article a while back. Since then, many have written for the recipe. Recipe is below. But not in a Martha Stewart way. My people, we don't learn to cook like that. There were no measuring cups back in the village. And beef and tomato is all about the village. It's village food. Full Story

Taking credit…for everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:24:53 July 30, 2008 07:24:53

After performing at the Grammy’s Pip said he was solely responsible for the show’s amazing ratings. After endorsing McDonalds, Pippy boasted he was solely responsible for the company’s overall net gains. Curiously enough, after The Love Guru stank up the box office, Pippy did not take accountability for its failure. Full Story

Kanye TV?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:12:22 July 30, 2008 07:12:22

Love him. So talented, so obnoxious, so insufferable, so unapologetic, and SO entertaining… Which is probably why HBO wants so badly to give him his own show, enlisting the services of the producer from Curb Your Enthusiasm to work on a “single-camera series that would follow the busy life of the Grammy-winning artist and his relationship with family and friends. Full Story

The Players Played Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:06:42 July 30, 2008 07:06:42

Disappointing…but really no surprise. Three months is about right for lust to wear off anyway. In the end, the battle between two practiced players ended in deadlock. Us Weekly is reporting that the summer romance between Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong is over. Full Story

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So Jennifer Aniston showed up at Villa on Saturday night with John Mayer. At Villa! Where the girls from The Hills go to party. Wonder if she was seated next to Lauren Conrad? This totally makes my life. I would pay to watch Jennifer Aniston squirm and touch her hair incessantly at Villa.

Here’s her boyfriend yesterday shopping at Fred Segal. British tabloids have compared his new look to David Beckham’s.


It takes more than a buzzed head and a few tattoos to make up for the limp dick lyrics and the whiny bitch who lives inside.

Tuesday – new posts throughout the day. Remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Tobey Maguire’s commitment is not in crisis.

PPS. Mike Myers is not bad haired and bug-eyed. Also not Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Rounding out the Sisterhood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 15:54:00 July 29, 2008 15:54:00

And finally... the fourth piece of the Pants – Tibby, played by Amber Tamblyn who is following the recent jumpsuit trend but maybe not with the results of Gwyneth and Maggie before her. Still…the Sisterhood is not about style. Simply put, the Sisterhood is about 4 girls who love each other. Full Story

This is Tom Riddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 13:17:22 July 29, 2008 13:17:22

If the name means nothing to you, skip to the next. You won’t care. But many, many, many of you DO care. Because we love Harry Potter. And the brand new trailer for the Half Blood Prince drops tonight. Yay! Among the juicy reveals – a first look at Tom Riddle. Creepy, right? Of course. This is the boy who will go on to become the Dark Lord Voldemort. Full Story