To Kyla – Happy 18th Birthday from Aunt Stacey To Alex, newly arrived in Sweden – Fifi in Toronto misses you dearly. Wishing you the best birthday ever! To Naomi with a new a job in Victoria – congratulations! Full Story
Well this is a first! For those of you who don"t know me, this is Lainey"s site admin (i.e. the guy you curse out when the site isn"t working properly).
Lainey is having some technical difficulties with her internet connection which are out of her control. Unfortunately she doesn"t have her laptop with her at the moment which means that posts will likely be delayed for the next little while.
But don"t worry, we are working on a solution, and will have your smutty gossip fix back up in no time!
Thanks for your support,
P.S. Lainey wants me to tell you that Megan Fox and Renee Zellweger are not the subjects of the new riddle. Mmmm... Megan Fox.
Ugh. Nothing makes me crazier than waking up at 4 in the morning only to be greeted by a router that’s decided to take the day off. Tom Cruise isn’t in Vancouver, is he?
No matter – because praise Xenu! We’re back up and running. A thousand apologies for the delay. Am writing as fast as I can. Sorry about typos. Please forgive!
"I sat next to the guy three times and I didn"t pick up on any of this, and I usually have excellent whore-dar."
- Stephen Colbert on the Elliot Spitzer scandal…
Wednesday – am blogging and trying to catch up all day, refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Winona Ryder is not leaving blow behind .
PPS. What"s up Calgary?!?! Am coming for the Junos… shall we have a gossip party???
Tom Waits is in the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus too. And was also at Villa Del Lupo in Vancouver last night with Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp et al. Both he and Colin were supposedly pretty ripped when they left – the only difference between Tom hopped into a yellow cab and Colin into an SUV with bodyguard. Full Story
Shocking! Kate Beckinsale showed up on Good Morning America today to promote Snow Angels and was NOT wearing a ball gown! Can you believe it??? The queen of overdressing actually dressed appropriately. She was coiffed, of course, but given her track record, this is like our equivalent of wearing jeans. Full Story
New issue of Hello Canada features details on Hot Harry and Chelsy’s African boat trip getaway. They slept on a tent perched on top of a roof on a boat and sailed down a river, preparing breakfast on a small gas stove in the mornings, sunbathing, taking the speedboat out for a spin, and getting reacquainted in the afternoons. Full Story
You’d have to be brain dead and paralysed – or Barbara Walters – not to feel at least a little tingle. Check out Will Smith training on the beach the other day for a new role… Helllloooo! No wonder Tom Cruise wants to be around him all the time. Wouldn’t you??? According to Hollywood legend, there’s supposedly a super secret enclave called The Spa hidden in the Hills where major motion picture movie stars go to do a little bonding. Full Story
5 shots of Botox won’t freeze the sting of this one! A Nashville entertainment reporter by the name of Jimmy Carter says that Keith Urban has been contacted by the tabloids following up on a story that some Australian woman is claiming he’s the father of a love child sired in Australia back in the 90s. Full Story
Both in Vancouver! Both out on the town last night … and very, very late at that. Johnny Depp and Colin Farrell are working on the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus in Vancouver and the cast and crew showed up at Villa Del Lupo last night for dinner. Love that place. Best, best in town. So Mini Me was there, and Christopher Plummer, and Lily Cole, and of course Colin and Johnny. Full Story
Very long. Probably even longer for Tom Brady who must be itching, absolutely foaming, to get back onto the field. Still…killing time before training camp would probably suck a lot harder without Gisele. And the couple made their first public appearance the other night since the big upset at a store opening in New York. Full Story
Happy 30th Birthday to Jess in Halifax from your Entourage! Congratulations to Sophie Rose’s mom who must be celebrating today she’s finally back at home. All the best…and get some rest! Finally to Margaret – this slump will pass. Promise. Full Story