Granny Freeze, StepMother?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 09:25:00 March 12, 2008 09:25:00

5 shots of Botox won’t freeze the sting of this one! A Nashville entertainment reporter by the name of Jimmy Carter says that Keith Urban has been contacted by the tabloids following up on a story that some Australian woman is claiming he’s the father of a love child sired in Australia back in the 90s. Full Story

Johnny & Colin in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 09:00:00 March 12, 2008 09:00:00

Both in Vancouver! Both out on the town last night … and very, very late at that. Johnny Depp and Colin Farrell are working on the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus in Vancouver and the cast and crew showed up at Villa Del Lupo last night for dinner. Love that place. Best, best in town. So Mini Me was there, and Christopher Plummer, and Lily Cole, and of course Colin and Johnny. Full Story

The Off Season is Long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 08:58:00 March 12, 2008 08:58:00

Very long. Probably even longer for Tom Brady who must be itching, absolutely foaming, to get back onto the field. Still…killing time before training camp would probably suck a lot harder without Gisele. And the couple made their first public appearance the other night since the big upset at a store opening in New York. Full Story

March 12, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 08:56:25 March 12, 2008 08:56:25

Happy 30th Birthday to Jess in Halifax from your Entourage! Congratulations to Sophie Rose’s mom who must be celebrating today she’s finally back at home. All the best…and get some rest! Finally to Margaret – this slump will pass. Promise.  Full Story

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

25 years of Madonna! Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on her first try… naturally on her first try. But 25 years!?!? Who today will still be relevant in 25 years?!?! Truth is there is no heir. Not yet anyway.

Am kicking of the day with a burning case of Pipsqueak quiver. Of course it took Madonna to make him the hotness… more on that later.

Tuesday, live blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Avril Lavigne is a complaining, demanding bitch. But not the subject of this riddle.

How Long Before…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 13:02:00 March 11, 2008 13:02:00

Lilo and Ali scrap over a dude? Like ripping each other’s hair out on TMZ? Let’s see.. Ali is 14. Give it a couple of years. By the time she’s 16, bet your fake tits she’ll be caught in flagrante with Lindsay’s boyfriend… Milo Ventimiglia? Don’t tell me it couldn’t happen. Full Story

4 Minutes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 11:40:08 March 11, 2008 11:40:08

Supposedly the cover for their new single 4 Minutes to Save the World. Many of you have emailed with disappointment, saying it looks cheap. Really? Me likey. Me kinda likey that it’s a little ghetto. Like “glam” and even the use of the word is so 2002, you know what I mean? Think for instance: would Carrie Underwood let her roots go on an album cover? Hell no. Full Story

Chav on Wheels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 11:20:00 March 11, 2008 11:20:00

Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. Full Story

The Other Affleck Brother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 10:53:25 March 11, 2008 10:53:25

He’s on my cousin’s Freebie Five temporarily. She can’t stand Ben’s dirty fingernails but there’s something about Casey. Casey showed up at the Stuart House Benefit the other day looking disheveled and “serious actor-ish”. Beginning to wonder if anyone in the Phoenix family has a sense of humour. Full Story

Sister Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 10:44:00 March 11, 2008 10:44:00

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has a frozen sister! Check Meg Ryan last night with Tom Hanks at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame event. Like Nicole, Meg’s once beguiling features have now grotesquely morphed into wax and ice. Meg’s advantage however is that she has good hair. Always has had good hair. Full Story

Flu Job

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 10:38:00 March 11, 2008 10:38:00

Us Weekly is reporting that Janet Jackson was hospitalised last night because of shortness of breath. Her rep subsequently clarified that it was the flu. The flu? Do you believe the flu? With all that money and resources, she can’t afford home care? Or is it because you can’t give someone a nose job/tummy tuck/boob lift/etc etc etc at home? Not that Janet would ever, right? Not that there are any fake parts on her body, right? In some circles, there are those who believe she actually had a rod inserted into her abs to make them look the way they do. Full Story