When the GMD appears in Rolling Stone, he does so on a children’s slide and looks like he’s beating off. Johnny Depp on the other hand sets our loins afire. Feast your eyes on this and quiver – Johnny on the cover and inside. Note the tattoo across his heart… Lilly Rose, his daughter. Full Story
The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping out on the Shelf Ass. Full Story
Did you watch Cashmere Mafia? It’s been destroyed by critics but viewer votes are still trickling in. In support of her new show, Lucy Liu appeared on Letterman last night in total fashion overkill. The dress, as you can see, is all kinds of amazing. Amazing. Amazing McQueen, I think? But then came the coat and the bag and the too much mismatchy and Ai Ya! Suddenly Lucy is a bag lady…though a very young one at that. Full Story
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey’s new film Fool’s Gold is due out in theatres February 8 which is why the two are about to begin heavy promo. Sigh. I loved How to Lose a Guy... rumour has it Fool’s Gold is nowhere near it. Anyway, here are Kate and Matthew at a photo shoot yesterday. Full Story
It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off for Obama to meddle in his meddling, especially after last night’s results turning a tight race even tighter. Full Story
Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried Junior have publicly illustrated her impressive mothering. Full Story
Monday night, after the Critics’ Choice Awards, several high profile celebrities headed to Shutters to celebrate including George Clooney, Javier Bardem WITH Penelope, Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder, dirty Benicio del Toro…and more. Most were well behaved. But Emile Hirsch is a dickhead. More on that later. Full Story
The first occurrence of Pitt Porn in 2008! Yum! Will the Pitts spoil Granny Freeze’s fertility party?
And Julie Christie is two for two, taking the lead in the Best Actress race after winning at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Forget what I said yesterday… is Ms Christie this year’s Helen Mirren?
Golden Globes go down in a week…sort of. As you know, the show’s been cancelled and the awards will be announced instead via press conference. Solidarity for the writers which means we won’t see a splashy red carpet until the SAGs.
And Chicken Fried was back on the town last night – details below – once again getting bailed out by the paps after causing mayhem during LA rush hour. She did debut what looked to be a new pair of boots, though. And a camisole. And a cute-ish leather jacket. These are the important things in life.
My interview with Taylor Kitsch will air today in Canada on MTV e2! Thanks to all who’ve watched it on CTV Broadband. Yes, WWRD is my favourite game.
Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for late posts you may have missed yesterday.
Yours in gossip,
I’ve only written about this loser a couple of times on my blog and generally don’t want to make it a habit but today was too good to pass up. Katie Price/Jordan had her tits reduced and also what looks like a nose job. And I don’t blame her. My hawk nose and her old hawk nose are actually quite similar. Full Story
Face to Face, Angelina Jolie vs Christy Turlington…who wins the Face Off? I can’t decide. And they both have amazing noses. Christy"s face is all time. Am weak when I look at her. Here’s Christy and Ed Burns at the premiere last night of 27 Dresses, which kinda makes me sad. Once upon a time, Ed Burns was working towards the possibility of actually carrying a movie. Full Story
Just want to quickly revisit Katie from last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards. She is a knockout. Undeniably. And but for the hair, she cuts an elegant, elegant figure. But the eyes. I feel Xenu looking at those eyes. Wonder if the GMD gave her an extra dose of Xenu Juice before going out all by herself just to make sure she behaved. Full Story