What John Did in the Pool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 06:16:08 May 12, 2008 06:16:08

You think he was easing her in to the experience? John Mayer returned to Miami to join Jennifer Aniston this weekend by the pool. Where else would she be??? Again, the paps were able to grab some amazing photos of the two… much to the chagrin of her hardworking bodyguards, who’ve supposedly been charged with guarding her privacy. Full Story

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The Unsubtle Spectators

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 06:11:20 May 12, 2008 06:11:20

Katie Holmes has learned a thing or two from her mentor Victoria Beckham. The GMD and KatE, along with their children, attended the LA Galaxy game on Saturday. As you can see, Katie came camera ready – just like Posh – in an adorable red tunic with a gold belt. She blended right in, non? Too bad her hair is straight outta Leave It To Beaver. Full Story

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Mother’s Day in France

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 06:03:00 May 12, 2008 06:03:00

Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check out the Chosen One and her family in France enjoying Mother’s Day on their villa terrace with pool accessories and balloons. Full Story

Kate & Owen: not just yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 05:59:00 May 12, 2008 05:59:00

News of the World is reporting that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are engaged citing sources that say that Owen proposed last week in Miami. Turns out the basis of the story is a pap photo showing Kate wearing a huge engagement ring. Full Story

Alanis: New Break Up Music!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 05:56:35 May 12, 2008 05:56:35

Many years ago, Alanis Morissette broke out because she broke up. You, you, you oughta know. Alanis has a new album due out on June 10th called Flavours of Entanglement and she’s revealed that much of the material came from a period last year when she hit what she describes as “rock bottom”. Full Story

Halle In Sweats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 05:51:32 May 12, 2008 05:51:32

Halle Berry at the Revlon Run/Walk for Women this weekend encouraging participants, glowing from baby, and as beautiful as ever, even in plain sweats. Still no word whether or not she’ll be making money off of her own child by selling photos. Doesn’t seem her style but then again… how many celebrities don’t play the pimp? If it happens Halle, please remember to match. Full Story

Friday, May 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

One hot kiss…that’s all it takes. The Soldier Kiss last night on Grey’s Anatomy was amazing quiveration. Amazing enough to bring me back next week. Gays can fix everything, see?

Gays could probably fix Tom Cruise’s career too… if only he’d let them.

Still… the GMD’s comeback is well underway. Don’t believe that bullsh*t about his ratings on Oprah faring lower than Barbara Walters. Part 1 of his atonement interview aired on a Friday. Fridays are never strong… not even for the Mighty Opey. Ben Stiller will lift him up and already, they are calling it a triumphant return. Click here for more. Sigh. He really is like Lestat, non?

It’s Mother’s Day on Sunday. To all the moms: HAPPY MOTHER’s DAY!

As for my mother…she left yesterday with 7 other Chinese clucking gambling hens on a 2 week European cruise. The visual of that totally makes my life: 8 loud ass ladies screaming away in Cantonese in matching satellite visors and pink cardigans…

While she was packing she asked me if I thought they’d let Mrs Cheung bring her fold-up mahjong table on board. Pity the fool who finds himself in the next room, listening to the incessant sounds of the tiles clacking away through the night, every night, on his hard-earned holiday.

Friday, am blogging all day, check back often. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Another Case of Pip Hypocrisy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 10:35:42 May 9, 2008 10:35:42

Madonna made him hot…but he’s still a f&cking douchebag. Justin Timberlake has signed with MTV to produce a reality tv show called The Phone, kinda like a Bourne Identity meets the Amazing Race which, to be fair, is not the kind of reality show about twats and losers like The Hills etc but still… This is the same little Pipsqueak who stood up on stage last year at the VMAs and snubbed Lauren Conrad who was presenting his award. Full Story

The Chosen One and Pitt Porn!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 10:06:00 May 9, 2008 10:06:00

Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie lifting her up and boo boo gooey goeying her… so cute. Full Story