Please Posh…come back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 12:28:50 July 8, 2008 12:28:50

The world has been lamentably Posh-less of late. For some reason, Victoria Beckham has been laying low, perhaps suggesting that she’s a little more realistically self aware than we give her credit for. But Victoria arrived in London today with Romeo and Cruz looking the best she has in a long time, if not a little…crisp. Full Story

Sweet Steve saves Anne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 08:24:24 July 8, 2008 08:24:24

Anne Hathaway made the cover of People last week – the Princess and the Con Man, describing how Anne was duped by that shady boyfriend she recently broke up with. The one who kept writing bad cheques and stealing money. Anne and her Get Smart (the movie that beat Mike Myers in the ass!) co-stars were in Rome yesterday to promote the film and she was asked by an intrepid journalist, “Was the separation from your ex-boyfriend painful?" It was an awkward moment – she wasn’t angry but she was very uncomfortable, until Steve Carell jumped in to rescue Full Story

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No Shorts for Shamef&cks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 07:58:00 July 8, 2008 07:58:00

This is why Ed Westwick has to get out before dawn. And he can’t meet my friends. He can totally come back when they leave, but when he does leave the shame will roll in like crashing waves before a storm. Relentless and consistent, one embarrassing memory after another flooding the conscience. Full Story

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Peeing Douchebag talking to me?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 07:37:24 July 8, 2008 07:37:24

Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been smutting about for ages. Full Story

Stand by the Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 07:12:00 July 8, 2008 07:12:00

My Gwyneth, followed by baby David Banda and his nanny, showed up yesterday at Madonna’s apartment for a visit and some girl support. Maybe even a tongue kiss. According to the tell-all being peddled by her brother, Madge and Gwyneth necked one night in front of a roomful of people at a party. Big f&cking deal! Tell us whether or not Sean Penn really tied her to a chair for 12 hours! Anyway, am told pap-shy G’s appearance yesterday at that time was deliberate, giving photographers the best light and maximising coverage of her arrival – friends don’t let friends get accused of homewreckery without standing in solidarity. Full Story

A Date with Stevie Wonder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 06:55:22 July 8, 2008 06:55:22

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Full Story

In love with love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 06:36:14 July 8, 2008 06:36:14

Drew Barrymore is single again. And if you’ve charted Drew’s romantic resumé over the years, this is not a surprise. Drew finds love often…but it’s not often lasting. So she and Justin Long are no more – confirmed by her rep. Of course they’re still friends. Full Story

July 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 06:31:40 July 8, 2008 06:31:40

Happy 27th Birthday Sarah D! Love, Saona. To Dana – heard it’s been a little, um, uncomfortable lately. Radiohead played Holland last week. These are for you. Better than flowers, non? PS. He’s wearing Fred Perry. For some reason, I find this amusing… To Carla in Kitchener who is getting married next summer – congratulations! From your bestie since cabin 9, Angi. Full Story