I love you James Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 12:29:00 December 22, 2008 12:29:00

The way he and Sean Penn meet at the beginning of Milk is the cutest, sexiest scene ever and left me tingling for the rest of the two hours, which quickly turned to bitterness now remembering how Laura would not let me sit on his lap at Sundance 2 years ago when he invited me onto it Full Story

Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 11:33:35 December 22, 2008 11:33:35

Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to violate the English language. Full Story

Madonna’s Jesus, Guy’s pimp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 10:24:54 December 22, 2008 10:24:54

While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler who, conveniently, also introduced Guy to Madge way back when. Full Story

Let me guess…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 09:32:00 December 22, 2008 09:32:00

Exhaustion? Or was it an “asthma attack”? TMZ.com is reporting that Samantha Ronson checked into hospital this weekend – not serious but also no disclosure at press time what exactly was ailing her though it won’t be too hard to predict. She’ll probably borrow from Lilo. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 09:22:58 December 22, 2008 09:22:58

Fergie’s eyebrow idol (Dlisted)

Alicia’s delicious body (Hollywood Tuna)

I feel dirty and pervy for Hunter Parrish. But not Harry Potter (Just Jared)

Crack tits! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kingston’s cute apron! (Pop Sugar)

Douchebag hates Norman!???!! (A Socialite's Life)

Blonde again after baby…and how long before she’s just bones? (INO)

Jerry Seinfeld judges your children (Cele|bitchy)

Kevin Federline in 10 years (ICYDK)

RiRi and Chris Brown need a room (IDLYITW)

Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 08:43:10 December 22, 2008 08:43:10

Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows it. And she’s pissed. She’s pissed because she did not plan this. Full Story

What Chicken Fried wanted for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 08:12:38 December 22, 2008 08:12:38

To drive again! Oh the dramatics whenever she was behind the wheel. Needless to say, when her father took control, he also banned her from driving. There’s a sad moment in For The Record when they haul her out to the middle of nowhere and she’s like where y’all takin’ me? and everyone’s in on the surprise and it turns out they brought her to some remote stretch of road where her car was waiting for her and she just drove and drove and drove and was “allowed to be free” again. Full Story

All over Milan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 08:06:06 December 22, 2008 08:06:06

The Beckhams arrived this weekend. And, in signature Posh fashion, her entrances were loud, dramatic, and (in her mind) very, very fashionable. They went out for dinner, hosted by Italian celebrities, she showed off her bones making everyone else feel fat, they rocked matching haircuts (exactly, right?), they attended David’s press conference, and contrary to reports last week, Becks was indeed interviewed by the beautiful Ilaria D'Amico who apparently flirted with him constantly during their sit-down Full Story

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Jakey’s birthday box office

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 07:27:14 December 22, 2008 07:27:14

Jakey G came home for his birthday, is hopefully staying for the holidays with Reese and her kids while Ryan Phillippe’s carby face is in Australia with Abbie Cornish. As you can see, they celebrated with the paps by enjoying a candlelit dinner at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica the other night, ensuring one last box office push for Four Christmases which has already grossed over $100 million and could see another surge this week as everyone takes time off and heads to the cinema. Full Story

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