Simpsons Holiday: Distraction or Relaxation?

January 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson and pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson and her mother and her friends took Tony Romo to Cabo this weekend for a little R&R. Apparently Jess and Tony were seen rubbing each other’s asses, very affectionate with each other and very friendly with her parents. Ew. They also enjoyed the services of a personal chef. Full Story

Drew in Palm Springs

January 7, 2008 12:28:55 Posted at January 7, 2008 12:28:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore presented on stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival looking gorgeous in an awkward length dress. Drew has been loving it up on holiday with Justin Long since wrapping Grey Gardens in Toronto where she spent an equal amount of time loving it up with him at local watering holes and loving it up with new old friends at private swanky parties. Full Story

Polley & Christie Honoured by New York Film Critic

January 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Canada! Sarah Polley’s Away From Her was awarded last night at the New York Film Critics Circle last night for Best First Film and her leading lady Julie Christie received the Best Actress honour, positioning her well for an Oscar nomination to be announced 2 weeks from now. The Critics’ Choice Awards go ahead tonight… Ms Christie has a very, very good shot at making it two for two. Full Story

Hot Bruce is a Gay Magnet

January 7, 2008 11:32:00 Posted at January 7, 2008 11:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Palm Springs Film Festival this weekend – Bruce Willis looking actually kinda sexy and distinguished and this apparently did not escape the attention of one John Travolta who, as you can see, gave Bruce a rather intimate embrace. And check out John trying to tuck in his raging flamer on the red carpet. Full Story

More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!!

January 7, 2008 11:17:41 Posted at January 7, 2008 11:17:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, as Andrew Morton devotes about 2 pages to the rumours, and only insomuch as how affected he and Nicole. Full Story

Posh in Yellow, Becks in Tight Pants

January 7, 2008 09:20:35 Posted at January 7, 2008 09:20:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Given that Britney has captured world wide attention, Victoria knew she needed to push it an extra mile for photos this weekend…which accounts for the concrete tits encased in bright yellow and a cheap ass pair of matching strappy standals. Her quiverating husband also provides some camera worthy moments. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Found!

January 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebtv.com has video of Britney and Adnan this weekend – passing around a lollipop on a hotel balcony while gallivanting with no pants on. As mentioned last week, Adnan has secured exclusive photos of the two of them for his agency and is trying to sell them for hundreds of thousands. At press time, there are no takers. Full Story

This Is What You Get…

January 7, 2008 08:27:23 Posted at January 7, 2008 08:27:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When you give it up right away. Sure, the dude is a skeeze. But time and again, Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated that she has the worst man taste ever. So who’s the bigger asshole? It’s one thing to own your sex – but sluts don’t own their own sex, know what I mean? Another week, another Lilo lover tells all to News of the World Full Story

Hayden & Milo love Fried Chicken

January 7, 2008 08:09:22 Posted at January 7, 2008 08:09:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Compared to the Spears sisters, what’s a little case of a perv dating a child? Last week, I reported that Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia took advantage of the Jamie Lynn pregnancy to slowly leak their true dating status under the blessing of her mother, thereby taking away the public judgement – if the girl’s mother approves, who are we to say? Especially since she’s now officially legal at 18. Full Story

The GMD Bracing for Battle

January 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Praise Xenu! We were all deflated last month when British reports suggested that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé was not going to be published in the UK because it wasn’t scandalous enough…but now it turns out it’s actually not going to be published in the UK because it’s TOO SCANDALOUS and publishers fear that British libel laws will make it too costly for them to defend. Full Story

Britney Free, Whereabouts Unknown

January 7, 2008 07:49:05 Posted at January 7, 2008 07:49:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Britney was released from Cedars after two nights – doctors declared she was no longer an imminent danger and could not hold her for treatment against her own will. Big sh*tstorm over the weekend about Dr Phil’s involvement: he says he was asked by family, ie her famewhoring parents, to visit with their daughter. Full Story