To Andrea who is turning 18 today – Happy Birthday! Love that you and mom share my smut. To Jax – welcome to 34! And find some friends who can appreciate gossip… wtf? To Veronica – half of 50… Happy 25th! You’ve been reading since this was just an email – 20% of your life! Thank you, love you, owe you. Full Story
Posted late in the day yesterday, please scroll down to get caught up.
Oscar contest winner has finally made contact. Sorry to disappoint those of you waiting to pounce. Heads up to check hotmail and junk mail settings on accounts if there’s a contest you want to win badly… the Junos are coming up quick. And a Juno Swag Bag is up for grabs. Contest details to come soon but you could win the same swag bag given to presenters and performers valued at, literally, thousands of dollars, including clothing and beauty products and even trips. Wouldn’t want you to miss out just because your email goes wonky.
Finally it’s Friday. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Wrong Girl is not Cher or Kelly Clarkson or Jennifer Hudson.
Clooney for Omega in Japan. Ewan McGregor is the new face of Davidoff. Who quivers you more? Tough call, but something tells me Ewan would get down with an Asian quicker than George. And the way I picture it with Ewan involves silliness and sexiness…like periodic bouts of naked air guitar in between the bump bumps. Full Story
Ed Westwick is a total Shame F&ck. Which is why he is the perfect Chuck Bass. Among his other illustrious attributes, Chuck Bass is Blair’s Shame F&ck. Not to be confused with a Hate F&ck. Tara Reid is a Hate F&ck. The kind of person you sleep with when you’re raging, looking for something to punish. Full Story
Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships: “For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Full Story
Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story
Madonna’s Hard Candy drops in April – in the coming weeks, the queen of marketing will be pushing herself heavy… Yay! No one self promotes like Madonna, but no one. And watching it is pure joy. My main mo Darren and I were talking about it last night. Bitch is 50 this year and 18 year olds still care. Full Story
Charlize. Last night at the premire of Sleepwalking in LA in a wicked dress, perched on top of tapering heels, apparently the hot heel of the season. She looks amazing. But can she try a comedy for a change? Sleepwalking is the latest in a long line of “take me seriously!” roles in an attempt to purge the memory of 2 Days in the Valley. Full Story
Not US Vogue…yet… but UK Vogue isn’t too shabby, especially since they hate her so much over there. Hate the cover, love the shot inside. The profile, the soft waves in her hair… it’s fresh hair and clean and classic and not over fashion-y, though I’ve always had a thing against her nails. Full Story