The Men of Mamma Mia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 17:28:44 June 30, 2008 17:28:44

Mamma Mia: Meryl Streep, who is of a certain age, at the heart of a three man romantic intrigue. Yes… it’s a Hollywood movie. Can you believe it? Can you believe they’d make a movie about adults over 18? Here are two of those 3 men, both completely devoted to their wives, both dashing and debonair on the red carpet tonight at the London premiere. Full Story

The Meryl Wears Red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 14:26:00 June 30, 2008 14:26:00

This is Meryl Streep, the one and only, in London tonight for the premiere looking ravishing in red, and Louboutins too!, on the carpet. Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia. That’s all. Photos from Wenn.com  Full Story

Shelfy Blogs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 14:18:24 June 30, 2008 14:18:24

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined us on the blogs! As is the case with everything Shelfy sets her ass to, the primary focus behind her first blog entry was to share with the world an update on her career, including the four film projects she’s pipweasled her ass onto thanks to the tireless tipping off of the paparazzi by her brilliant publicist. Full Story

The Straw, the Camel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 12:57:00 June 30, 2008 12:57:00

The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story

The Unsubtle Famewhore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 12:35:11 June 30, 2008 12:35:11

By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best. But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a pap frenzy on her way out of the Ivy after lunch. Full Story

Not so subtle afterall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 12:31:00 June 30, 2008 12:31:00

People.com originally insisted for the benefit of the MiniVan that its poster girl Jennifer Aniston was determined to keep her relationship with John Mayer private and, as such, went to great measures to avoid being photographed with him in London. Full Story

The Subtle Famewhore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 11:37:27 June 30, 2008 11:37:27

On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last week. She was observed at both his shows watching in the wings but not photographed. Full Story

The Taupes are fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 11:17:52 June 30, 2008 11:17:52

And they’re engaging the paps to convince you of it. As I always say – gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out, your choice what goes on your plate. There were rumours last week that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have found themselves in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie situation. They immediately issued a denial. Full Story

Quiver Quantum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 11:07:00 June 30, 2008 11:07:00

No doubt you’ve seen the new Bond trailer…and if you haven’t, these are the stills that are quivering loins everywhere. Laura texted me this morning on this holiday weekend (the message title was "OH MY F&CKING") aching in her lady parts. She’s seeing Wanted tonight and will probably ache some more. Full Story