Best of 2008: Marion Cotillard wins Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 18:55:25 December 22, 2008 18:55:25

Everything about her that night. Oh my God her dress. And her hair. Of course her face. Her shock at winning over Julie Christie. Le sigh. I love her so much. And then seeing her in the press room, as she was asked to sing an Edith Piaf song that would express her emotion… Please. Two hundred cynical, tired, bitchy journalists were eating out of her hand back there. Full Story

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No Granny Christmas in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 14:26:51 December 22, 2008 14:26:51

Hugh Jackman – SO cute with his kids – is spending Christmas in York with his family, having been in Australia the better part of 2 years, he said it would be fun to hang out in America for a change. And Granny Nicole’s not around either. Bonus. Poor Hugh has been, unfortunately, attached her giant frozen Fail at the box office. Full Story

I love you James Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 12:29:00 December 22, 2008 12:29:00

The way he and Sean Penn meet at the beginning of Milk is the cutest, sexiest scene ever and left me tingling for the rest of the two hours, which quickly turned to bitterness now remembering how Laura would not let me sit on his lap at Sundance 2 years ago when he invited me onto it Full Story

Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 11:33:35 December 22, 2008 11:33:35

Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to violate the English language. Full Story

Madonna’s Jesus, Guy’s pimp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 10:24:54 December 22, 2008 10:24:54

While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler who, conveniently, also introduced Guy to Madge way back when. Full Story

Let me guess…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 09:32:00 December 22, 2008 09:32:00

Exhaustion? Or was it an “asthma attack”? TMZ.com is reporting that Samantha Ronson checked into hospital this weekend – not serious but also no disclosure at press time what exactly was ailing her though it won’t be too hard to predict. She’ll probably borrow from Lilo. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 09:22:58 December 22, 2008 09:22:58

Fergie’s eyebrow idol (Dlisted)

Alicia’s delicious body (Hollywood Tuna)

I feel dirty and pervy for Hunter Parrish. But not Harry Potter (Just Jared)

Crack tits! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kingston’s cute apron! (Pop Sugar)

Douchebag hates Norman!???!! (A Socialite's Life)

Blonde again after baby…and how long before she’s just bones? (INO)

Jerry Seinfeld judges your children (Cele|bitchy)

Kevin Federline in 10 years (ICYDK)

RiRi and Chris Brown need a room (IDLYITW)

Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 08:43:10 December 22, 2008 08:43:10

Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows it. And she’s pissed. She’s pissed because she did not plan this. Full Story

What Chicken Fried wanted for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 08:12:38 December 22, 2008 08:12:38

To drive again! Oh the dramatics whenever she was behind the wheel. Needless to say, when her father took control, he also banned her from driving. There’s a sad moment in For The Record when they haul her out to the middle of nowhere and she’s like where y’all takin’ me? and everyone’s in on the surprise and it turns out they brought her to some remote stretch of road where her car was waiting for her and she just drove and drove and drove and was “allowed to be free” again. Full Story