It’s easy but it’s not hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 12:44:51 October 6, 2008 12:44:51

Caution right off the top – if you’re the prudey type, some details here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Don’t be emailing me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning. Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think, for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye…right? Not so. Full Story

Brad for Obama?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 12:33:39 October 6, 2008 12:33:39

You know the deal with the Brange, right? Especially Brad. Masters of manipulation. Few photographs are taken without motivation. And so from New York to New Orleans, check out Brad on his bike with a book in his hand. And who’s on the cover? Barack Obama. Aren’t they like 77th cousins or something? But will it backfire? Celebrity endorsements are no political guarantees. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 12:21:08 October 6, 2008 12:21:08

The GMD to save the Crackie of Camden! (Dlisted)

Two dumb twats go whoring (Hollywood Tuna)

Matt Damon pulls a JLo…without the hype (Just Jared)

High School Musical…camel toe! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Porny as always – just tits and lips (Pop Sugar)

Posh’s only statement of truth (Holy Moly UK)

Who makes Angelina look fat? (INO)

Oh f&ck off Love! (Cele|bitchy)

How is this a C cup? (The Blemish)

Britney broke? Is that why they’re working her so hard? (IDLYITW)

Friend or Fling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 08:55:23 October 6, 2008 08:55:23

You really never know with Drew Barrymore. She blurs the line all the time… This is Drew in Hollywood the other day having lunch with an unidentified male. Photographers claim they seemed “close” but look at him. He’s older. And we all know, Drew likes ‘em young. Smutty analysis? Friend that could have been a one night fling. Full Story

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Hot dog at the Dodger game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 08:36:15 October 6, 2008 08:36:15

Vince Vaughn was once photographed often. Then he dumped Jennifer Aniston and returned to normal life. Like going to the baseball game, eating a hotdog, stretching, drinking with his buddies, getting bloated, and making romantic comedies. Here’s Vince yesterday watching the Dodgers sweep the Cubs. Full Story

Lohan public humiliation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:34:58 October 6, 2008 07:34:58

It’s a good start to the week! Because any time anyone makes Dina Lohan look like a f&cking idiot, even more so than usual, there’s cause for celebration. So last week, an item appeared in Page Six Full Story

Losing on purpose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:32:46 October 6, 2008 07:32:46

Salma Hayek was in Germany yesterday and appeared on Wetten Dass. Salma apparently lost a bet and ended up having to squeeze her cans into this outfit which was clearly inadequate. The result? Sweet Mother Nature. And now an appearance which would have barely registered anywhere is now being talked about everywhere. Full Story

Bond in a sling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:06:48 October 6, 2008 07:06:48

Daniel Craig showed up at an Ian Fleming tribute this weekend wearing a sling for an injury UK tabloids are assuming was sustained while shooting final sequences for Bond. The big Bond London premiere is happening on October 29th. It’s the red carpet event of the season… even the princes will be there. Full Story

October 6, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 06:44:40 October 6, 2008 06:44:40

Congratulations Kael on the Yoga Attic! From Eliza who admires you for following your dream. For Suzie who’s a little down… here’s what a blogger bitch uses as a pick-me-up. It’s the Porny high waisted classic. Full Story

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Every Saturday night, Tina Fey keeps rocking my world. Another brilliant performance parodying Palin – did you watch?

That Tina was excellent is no surprise.

The surprise however was Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is a f&cking rock star. She killed it. She totally killed it. From her self-skewering opening monologue to her exuberant farewell, during which she pronounced that it was the best week of her life, Anne Hathaway hosted one of the strongest episodes of Saturday Night Live in a long, long time.

EVERY skit was funny. EVERY skit with her in it was delightful. She was silly, she was game for anything, and the girl can act.

Suddenly I love her. And now there is no question: Lorne will ask her back. To be an SNL repeat is a huge honour. You know Lorne loves my Gwynnie too, right?

And in other New York news…

Yes. Them.

The Brangelunatics are euphoric today because their idols gave them what they wanted.

Pitt Porn.

We’re all a little giddy this morning from the Pitt Porn.

Sunday smut! Enjoy!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

 

Tom’s 3 Kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 11:30:58 October 5, 2008 11:30:58

How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? The GMD took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding his baby sister’s little lamb and blankie. Full Story

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