Was Granny a mistake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 10:30:24 November 24, 2008 10:30:24

Australia opens this week and the reviews are ranging from “not bad” to “good” which means it isn’t the worst, but it also isn’t the best. Hugh Jackman however is receiving most of the accolades. Praised unanimously for his performance and energy and the anchor of the story. Full Story

Courtside Double Yum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 09:12:44 November 24, 2008 09:12:44

Start your week off with a quiver! Two quivers! John Krasinski and Jason Bateman courtside at the Laker game last night. Sigh. I love Jason. So much. He is the only bearable part of Hancock which comes out on DVD this week, not worth your money at all because it sucked sh-t but Jason… Jason was the exception. Full Story

Douchebags have Soul Patches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 08:02:00 November 24, 2008 08:02:00

It’s currently my favourite site: Hot Chicks With Douchebags. In all fairness, the chicks are super douchey too, but it’s a reminder, when lulled into thinking that good taste will prevail… No. Never. This is why Billy Cyrus has lasted longer than acid wash jeans. Full Story

JailBait at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:57:13 November 24, 2008 07:57:13

She celebrated her birthday on Sunday at the American Music Awards. Finally but only16. And rumoured to be already living with her loser 20 year old boyfriend with the blessing of her father. This must be why Miley Cyrus keeps looking older every time we see her. Last night it was like she aged 10 years. Full Story

Glitter at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:34:00 November 24, 2008 07:34:00

Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music. Seriously, that is some lame sh-t. Like if you have nothing new to offer, why the f-ck are you there??? Then there’s Taylor Swift, Christina’s straight banged and glitter sister. Full Story

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Mimi Cheese at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:19:12 November 24, 2008 07:19:12

My favourite moment? Nick Cannon’s useless cameo! Oh Mimi... Only Mimi… As Mimi took the stage, her husband waited to take her hand, helping her down one little step, then was banished away into the wings having fulfilled his only duty. He was called on to do the same backstage in the press room. Full Story

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Superwomen at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:02:00 November 24, 2008 07:02:00

Here they are: Alicia Keys, Sarah McLachlan, Queen Latifah, and Pink too delivering two of the finer performances of the evening, Sarah’s voice as sweet as ever, and Alicia’s electrifying rendition with Superwoman alongside Latifah and Kathleen Battle. If you haven’t had the pleasure, both videos are below. Full Story

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Shelf Ass and the Silver Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 06:19:47 November 24, 2008 06:19:47

As part of her ongoing effort to be taken seriously, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel turned up at the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute on Saturday honouring ordinary people and their extraordinary accomplishments. And while she may not have been one of the recipients recognised for rebuilding homes in New Orleans or providing free schooling to children in Cambodia, in many ways, Shelfy does indeed fit the description: an ordinary person using a remarkably buoyant posterior to attract a boyfriend, thus launching an extraordinary ascent in showbiz. Full Story

Becks at the fights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 06:15:42 November 24, 2008 06:15:42

David Beckham spent Saturday in Vegas without the Posh for the Ricky Hatton bout and then celebrated with the boxer afterwards. He was photographed throwing back a few beer, having a dude night, totally relaxed at the afterparty (despite his trademark scowl for the paps) without the intense self consciousness that follows his wife and, for the most part, behaving himself in a roomful of women undoubtedly eager to test his fidelity. Full Story

November 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 06:11:02 November 24, 2008 06:11:02

Happy 40th Birthday Ann D in San Diego, the sexiest member of the MiniVan Majority who gave up shaving for a month in support of Obama! And it paid off! With love from Jenn and the San Diego faithful. And to Nancy who celebrated her birthday on Sunday. Hope it was a wonderful weekend! Thanks for visiting my blog, hope you continue to do so for as long as you’ve been reading People! Full Story