For my dear friend Laura in Toronto – step away from the brownies. You WILL get through this. Even though James McAvoy is already married. And Colin Firth too. Never mind. Go for the brownies. In Laura’s mind, you see, Daniel Craig is waiting to propose to her. In real life, it looks like Daniel will be walking down the aisle soon - having presented Satsuki Mitchell with an engagement ring a few months ago, word from the set of Bond is that they have arranged for a small ceremony sooner rather than later. Full Story
Rachel McAdams at the premiere of Married Life last night – a departure from her soft prettiness, pulled back into severity. Don’t know if it’s her most flattering look but love the experimentation and am all over that little dress. Especially the way it accentuates her little waist. Full Story
Pro V1X"s are like the Louboutins of golf balls. I don"t need to play with Pro V1X"s. I certainly don"t have the golf game that really requires a Pro V1X either. But I will only play with Pro V1X"s. And they are farking expensive. $60 for a box of 12. Five dollars a ball. Often only hit once. In my case, this happens a lot. Full Story
No sh*t. But then again, why is this surprising? After all, it is Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan who has officially surpassed Joe Simpson in parental pimpage, hellbent on pushing all of her children into child stardom and, in the process, sending her youngest Ali on the same path as her sister Lindsay. Justice! Dina and Ali showed up last night at some event and yapped about their reality show, confirming that indeed Ali is the star of the project: “Lindsay has her own career. Full Story
One by one, gossips. One by one he’s taking over all of them. One by one he’s changing the best of them – under the guise of studio ownership and the promise of professional partnerships, the GMD is luring the best to Xenu. Like Ebola, he can never be vanquished. Last night out for dinner, not content to have corrupted Will Smith, now Tom Cruise has his sights set on Forest Whitaker. Full Story
For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs money and this is his semi-annual way of hittin’ up his brother in law? Whatever the reason, he f&cked up again. Full Story
To Mira from Amber: Happy 35th my dear friend! Thank you for the past 12 years of friendship and giving. Love live Stong and the Orange Snail! To Nicole from Mia – Happy Birthday! To Margaret in Toronto – am honoured you’re reading my dirty little blog. Happy 65th! For Clarissa – congratulations on getting the sling off. Full Story
Congratulations to Carly M, winner of the Hamburger Phone! And to Ruth S, Robin N, Amber S, Leslie R, and Rani A – all recipients of American Gangster.
Exclusive Flynet photos from the Vancouver set of the new X Files movie. Mulder and Scully kissing!
Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Demanding bitchboy is not Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake, or Jake Gyllenhaal.
PPS. Mary J Blige does not require a skinny mirror. Neither does Bette Midler.
Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart and soul and push out a squeal. Don’t lie. Maybe it’s because she’s speaking French but mostly it’s because she’s so sincere. Full Story