His Ego, Her Libido

October 10, 2007 10:21:19 Posted at October 10, 2007 10:21:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How sad is it that when Lance Bass writes a book, the only parts people care about are the ones involving Justin and Britney? SAD. So Lance’s memoir is called Out of Sync – lame!!! Us Weekly has excerpted a section that has nothing to do with Lance but everything to do with the fact that Britney and Justin were not to be. Full Story

Credible or Deranged?

October 10, 2007 09:50:17 Posted at October 10, 2007 09:50:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the one hand leaking sordid details of Charlie Sheen’s alleged disturbing behaviour to gossip columns and tabloids, on the other Denise Richards is begging for a sympathy from anyone who will listen. This time it’s a member of the gossip oldschool – that delightful old bat Cindy Adams who interviewed Denise about her acrimonious divorce. Full Story

Hello! Ryan

October 10, 2007 09:10:28 Posted at October 10, 2007 09:10:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hello Canada has an exclusive interview with Ryan Gosling in their latest issue. He is asked about his new movie Lars and the Real Girl, he is asked about women, and yes…he is asked about whether or not he’s still dating Rachel McAdams to which he offers the usual response: No comment on that one. Full Story

Hot…but Cheese

October 10, 2007 08:21:28 Posted at October 10, 2007 08:21:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s hot…but this is f&cking hilarious and undoubtedly the butt of many jokes in the New England locker room if his teammates have had the pleasure of seeing it. Snort. Tom Brady’s ads for Stetson are so awful, so awkward, and SO cheese…and still he is so so SO foine! But… Stetson??? Stetson??? There is no doubt in my mind Tom Ford would take his own face of his own ads for Tom Brady. Full Story

The Directors: Kiki & Kate

October 10, 2007 08:00:05 Posted at October 10, 2007 08:00:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Glamour Reel Moments event - both Kate Hudson and Kirsten Dunst (and Rita Wilson too!) directed short films featuring real stories from Glamour Magazine readers. Sigh. Kate Hudson’s face – no wonder why Owen Wilson fell impossibly in love. She’s irresistible. As for my Kiki, her directorial debut features another favourite: Winona Ryder in Welcome, about a family “confronted with an unexpected occupant” in their new home. Full Story

Scarlett Quiver

October 10, 2007 07:29:56 Posted at October 10, 2007 07:29:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With Scarlett Johansson – I totally would. Maybe even a permanent switch. Look at her. The girl is literally mouthwatering. And much too much woman for little Pip. No wonder JT couldn’t hold Scarjo. Here’s Scarlett on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Elle – a little dirty without going low rent, at the same time classy but not unapproachable, not too “pretty” nor unrealistically perfect, and that body…the body currently wrapped around Ryan Reynolds. Full Story

Overkill at Letterman

October 10, 2007 07:10:02 Posted at October 10, 2007 07:10:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love the coat, all over the boots, it’s really the hat and makeup that make it so grossly offensive, don’t you think? Check out Jennifer Lopez arriving at Letterman yesterday and then again on his couch. Seriously, did she break up with Scott Barnes again? What’s with the overkill over the eyes? As for the main issue – while she has yet to confirm it herself, Us Weekly is proclaiming loud on their latest cover what Oribe has already known for weeks, and what many of you who know about such things had already concluded upon seeing her nose. Full Story

KFed’s Inspiration

October 10, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has taken golddigging to a whole new level. Because while KFed may have married a Britney, Heather Mills went and scored herself a Beatle. Not only that but she also totally screwed him over and will also get paid in the process. This is why the woman is an inspiration to greedy f&ckers just like her. Full Story

Pene loves Javy?

October 10, 2007 06:23:01 Posted at October 10, 2007 06:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new smutty kink for those who believe Pene’s a lesbian ... Spanish gossips are reporting that she’s hooked up with the sizzling hotness of Javier Bardem and Hola Magazine claims this photo of them together on the beach confirm their romance. Perfect couple, non? Me lovey! No but seriously… Javier Barden is unbelievable. Full Story

24 X 2

October 10, 2007 06:09:21 Posted at October 10, 2007 06:09:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rather ironic, don"t you think? Kiefer Sutherland plead no contest to DUI yesterday and will reportedly be sentenced to 48 days for drinking, then getting behind the wheel of a car and attempting to kill people…not once, BUT TWICE. Kiefer was previously charged in 2004 and was on probation last month when arrested again for the same offence. Full Story

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

You can’t rehabilitate a famewhore. Especially not one raised by Dina Lohan. Just five minutes out of rehab and already an exclusive sit down interview including photos with OK! Magazine...clearly someone is eager to knock Britney off the tabloid mountain.

Lindsay Lohan is back! More on that later.

Am trying to make it through one day without Britney. Fingers crossed.

Tuesday – live blogging, check back often. Also posted on Monday and late Friday, please scroll down if you missed.

Yours in gossip,