Stella and Snarly Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 10:36:25 May 6, 2008 10:36:25

A favourite moment for sure. Stella McCartney and Kate Moss –like two girls in high school caught up in their own inside joke. Held hands virtually the whole time, giggling uncontrollably, laughing at other people, often not bothering to hide it… mostly it was Kate, of course. It was Kate acting like she was learning impaired and Stella the indulgent parent. Full Story

And God Created Them

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 10:16:28 May 6, 2008 10:16:28

These two are obscene. So obscenely goodlooking they need a new word. A new word to describe their complete and total gorgessity domination. It is SO unfair! Watching them paw at each other is even worse. They stood there on the landing, basking in their own beauty, quite obviously ridiculously in love with each other and I felt like I couldn’t breathe. Full Story

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How Sarah Succeeded…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 10:07:57 May 6, 2008 10:07:57

Where so many others failed. It’s an undeniable truth: Sarah Larson has secured George Clooney. As secure as George Clooney can be secured. Said it before, will say it again: this girl knows how to play. This girl knows not to over-ask. She knows not to over-reach. She will never expect more than what she was made for – it’s a winning formula more of those tv girls should start following. Full Story

Josh & Diane at the Met

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 10:04:00 May 6, 2008 10:04:00

Without question, Joshua Jackson was the most stylish, the most dashing, the hottest dude at the Costume Institute Gala, period, the end. Suddenly Pacey has turned into a fashion boy. Yum. He came of course with Diane Kruger who looked lovely in silver with pink shoes and pink lips. They held hands half way up the stairs and then split up for interviews. Full Story

Let the Rock Talk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 09:33:54 May 6, 2008 09:33:54

Scarlett Johansson posed for pictures but did not stop to talk, preferring instead to let her ring take centre stage. And it did. She worked her ring. On several occasions, especially when she walked by where we were, she deliberately put her arm around Dolce or Gabbana, giving tv journalists on the left side of the carpet a clear shot of her rock. Full Story

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Rossum Who?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 09:12:00 May 6, 2008 09:12:00

For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters begging for an interview, Emmy Rossum tried so hard to make eye contact, imploring us with her insipid doe eyes to make her feel like someone important. Full Story

Frumpy Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 09:04:37 May 6, 2008 09:04:37

It’s the truth. Her dress sucked. From the back it was all weird and messy. From the front it wasn’t flattering. And the old lady hair, the old lady makeup, the old lady jewels… it wasn’t working for La Lopez. Not at all. And no. It has nothing to do with the fact that she just had two babies. Full Story

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The Difference of a Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:52:34 May 6, 2008 08:52:34

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:30:29 May 6, 2008 08:30:29

This is why the GMD will live forever (DListed )

This is what’s making Three Whiskers Orly Bloom much less limp (Hollywood Tuna )

This is the dumbest sh*t ever: are Heidi and Spencer already married?!?! (INO )

This is Tom Cruise recruiting new crazies (Holy Moly )

This is whether or not Nick Cannon will take all of Mimi’s money (Cele|bitchy )

Rachel > Hayden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:20:16 May 6, 2008 08:20:16

He commands a bigger paycheque, he is Anakin Skywalker, and still Hayden Christensen took a firm backseat to Rachel Bilson last night. Of course it was a fashion event and she is the fashion girl. But up and down the press line, they were screaming for HER. They were not screaming for HIM. Half the outlets, in fact, couldn’t care less. Full Story