Hermione & Fleur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 12:19:00 October 3, 2008 12:19:00

At Chanel. Paris fashion week. It’s Emma Watson, of course, with her one time co-star Clemence Poesy who played Fleur Delacour. And if you have no idea who that is… WHY NOT!!!??? Fleur did not appear in the film versions of OotP and will not in the HBP but, as you know, she marries Bill Weasley and shelters Harry in their cottage in the Deathly Hallows so it’s very possible Clemence will be back for both DH movies. Full Story

Lining up another player

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 10:31:14 October 3, 2008 10:31:14

Next for Jennifer Aniston: Shemar Moore??? He says he wants to meet her… and Ellen Degeneres says she’ll hook it up. Brilliant. Brilliant move, Stephen Huvane. Because Shemar Moore is HOT. Like, full on, weak in the knees, butterflies in your stomach, fire in your crotch, crazy f&cking HOT. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 10:25:14 October 3, 2008 10:25:14

What’s behind Brenda Walsh’s smug smile (Dlisted)

The Alba Bitch’s acting sucks…even in an infomercial (Hollywood Tuna)

This man is WASTED on Granny Freeze (Just Jared)

Dita dancing like a normal person…? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Skinny bitches still in love (Pop Sugar)

Kanye censored? (Holy Moly)

A Spice sells a wedding (INO)

Ashton hearts Phelps? (Cele|bitchy)

Salma loves Samantha? (Candy Kirby)

SamRo looks like this without working out (IDLYITW)

Taupe Maternity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 08:58:54 October 3, 2008 08:58:54

Sorry I’m a bit slow today. Been distracted reading this at Maclean’s. F*cking hilarious. Anyway… So I guess we’ve been spoiled a little. With all these celebrities getting pregnant and capitalising on their pregnancies as a boost to their careers via the paparazzi, we’ve been treated almost on a daily basis to super cute maternity wear. Full Story

Minnie after baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 08:27:41 October 3, 2008 08:27:41

Minnie Driver gave birth to her Henry Story a month ago. Don’t lie… I know you want to see what she looks like now. We’re girls. It’s what we do. This is Minnie yesterday headed out for a walk, a better example of how not to become pin thin immediately after pregnancy like all the other idiot twats in town. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse and Tom Ford?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:50:57 October 3, 2008 07:50:57

Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time (I ruin a suit during filming). They are great suits. Full Story

Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:24:55 October 3, 2008 07:24:55

Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. And to borrow from my Gwyneth, it’s not like she called him sh-tHouse or Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii or Number 16 Bus Shelter…right? Kingston and Zuma. Full Story

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October 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:06:04 October 3, 2008 07:06:04

To Nadine getting married tomorrow – congratulations and all the best! With love from Georgia and the girls who urge you to remain sober for at least an hour so you have a few photos you can’t complain about! Happy 21+ 6 birthday to MM from Jenn. So sad I'm missing your party, and that I won't get to see you in your pretty dress. Full Story

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So apparently the season premiere of Friday Night Lights last night was f&cking amazing. I wouldn’t know. Because it’s not available in Canada. Balls!

Thanks to all of you with DirecTV who wrote to let me know that the show was as brilliant as ever, including Kristen C who sent along her favourite Taylor Kitsch photo which my friend Lara will love. In fact, it will probably drive her to distraction.

The return of the Brange. All eyes are now on New York.

It’s Thursday – new articles all day. Remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Isla Fisher is not being ignored. Neither is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, are you kidding? Employees are not allowed to ignore their employers. That’s what contracts are for.

BFFs with Madge & Gwynnie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 15:48:24 October 2, 2008 15:48:24

As promised – Rachel McAdams was in London yesterday for the Sherlock Holmes announcement. Love Rachel but these photos…sigh… it’s all about RDJ. Anyway… She’ll be living there during filming and I’m told does not want to stay at the hotel. My sources say Ryan will visit from time to time and she wants a residence but worries about the aggressive UK paps, already wary of North American attention paid to her relationship. Full Story

GOOPy Ragu!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 14:48:13 October 2, 2008 14:48:13

I’ve not subscribed to my Gwyneth’s goop.com. Not because I don’t support her…but because I don’t care about domestics. You couldn’t pay me to be interested in olive oil. And I don’t give a sh*t about linens. Or how to turn your grandmother’s old dresser into something charming for the baby’s room. Full Story