Gwyneth at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:22:49 April 7, 2008 04:22:49

Am all over her new hair. And her skin looks lovely too. As for those who love to hate her and who are about to monkey jump all over her snotty ass for wearing white to a wedding – they were all apparently asked to wear white, or specifically ivory, to the wedding. Looks better in photos. I agree. Full Story

B & J Get Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:17:00 April 7, 2008 04:17:00

It was indeed the number 4. April 4th, 2008 – Jay Z and Beyonce got married in New York and they pulled it off impressively privately. Which means those wedding photos are going to be worth maybe even more than Jennifer Lopez’s twins…should they choose to pimp them. Believe it or not though, it actually might not happen. Full Story

What Comes After Ryan…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 03:49:00 April 7, 2008 03:49:00

Alanis Morrissette photographed at LAX holding hands with a mystery man purported to be her new boyfriend. Obviously, aesthetically, not even close to being in Ryan Reynolds’s universe. At the same time, Alanis doesn’t need a Ken Doll who hankers for big tits like high school. Alanis and geek cute, Ryan and Scarlett… all is as it should be? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Dinner With Duchovny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 03:45:32 April 7, 2008 03:45:32

Love David Duchovny? Want to sit across from him at the dinner table and will him to fall in love with you? Now’s your chance… for a good cause. A beloved Canadian actress called Babz Chula has been battling cancer for some years. It’s recurred, she’s fighting, and undergoing treatment that is not covered by medical insurance. Full Story

April 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 03:16:47 April 7, 2008 03:16:47

Happy 39th Kirsten L who has been reading from the very, very, very beginning! Much love from “the Gang” …and me too! To Krista – what’s up!!! Am crushed that you missed the BLVD party. And I agree with you – Gwavin… not so hot. Sorry Matt. Forgive? To Mike at Mike’s Mike"s Bloggity Blog Blob Full Story

Friday, April 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Calgary rocks.

Thanks to all of those who made it out to BLVD last night. Hope you had a great time. I had a great time. And to Alison – if you’re still talking to me – hope there are no hard feelings? We never did catch up again about the riddles and more guesses. Look forward to your email.

Photos from Calgary gossip night to come on Monday but suffice to say – Cowtown showed me a great party. Thank you, love you, owe you. And see you at the Junos!

Friday – am blogging all day. Am also wicked hung over. Please forgive typos?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Everyone seems to be hating on Madonna’s new video because she looks touched up beyond belief. What ISN’T touched up beyond believe these days? Have you seen the ladies of Sex & the City? Click here for their new promotional shots. Madge vs Carrie’s Crew… I call it a draw. And I totally love 4 Minutes to Save the World. Love, love, love. Love the crazy one hand drop she does on the dance floor, love the styling, love her Mary Kate hair. Love how uncomfortable I feel when they start undressing each other. And I especially love the fact that she’s still killing it after all these years. To watch 4 minutes to Save the World, click here. Look forward to reading you all complain about her plastic surgery. Hee.

PPS. Many, many thanks to Cathy Downey at Grit Communications who pulled together a party in less than a week and who coordinated an event that would have impressed, yes, even Madonna. Cathy from Calgary is WORLD CLASS PR.

Hot Harry on a Horse with his cousins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 10:35:00 April 4, 2008 10:35:00

Young royals hit up Mahiki last night with Hot Harry leading the way along with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. I love the name Eugenie. If a female dog is in my future, her name will be Eugenie. This is a compliment. Am also all over her blue polish. Like that it’s flat and not shimmery. Eugenie is Harry to me. Full Story

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Friday Photo Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 09:33:00 April 4, 2008 09:33:00

Our favourite game! Making assumptions based on one photo – just like the tabloids! Ready to play? This is a series: nauseating Katherine Heigl with her husband yesterday shopping, then big smiles when the paps come around. What are you inferring? Especially from the shots of them stone faced waiting for their car? Maybe Josh is offended by her coat? Because I’m certainly offended by her coat. Full Story

The Jim Face on Today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 09:07:00 April 4, 2008 09:07:00

Everyone’s boyfriend next door John Krasinski stopped by The Today Show this morning to promote Leatherheads opening today. There’s the trademark sheepish look – the one that makes us quiver. But …. I hate his hair. John can’t “do” his hair. His hair just won’t get “done”. Full Story

New Kids Hysteria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 08:54:04 April 4, 2008 08:54:04

So… The entire eTalk team is at the Saddledome right now in Calgary working on the show. We are busy. We are frantic. There are a million people running around, writing script, running cable, adjusting lights. Not old hags like me but young cute gays, girls, and boys, hipsters who probably summer in Williamsburg. Full Story

Tom Cruise is Pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 06:29:55 April 4, 2008 06:29:55

Seriously… Kimmel is the new king of late night comedy. Am sure you’ve heard about the pregnant dude on Oprah – so last night on his show, Jimmy Kimmel offers up a different interpretation. Screen caps are attached. Are you losing your sh*t?  Full Story