Mound Watch

October 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t stand Bump Watch. But then she had to go and deny it. Blatantly. And make a fool out of Janice Min. No one makes a fool out of Janice Min. You will recall that last week, amid frenzied reports that she is pregnant, even though, as I’ve been saying, her hair stylist has been telling the free world, and you know the gays are never wrong in this respect, Jennifer Lopez still denied it to Us Weekly. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass eat Eggs

October 4, 2007 09:36:24 Posted at October 4, 2007 09:36:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel just moments ago were eating at Eggstacy in Yorkville in Toronto. Four of my girlfriends were there. No…let me clarify. Four of my girlfriends busted their asses to get there when they heard. I am embarrassed for them so I will not name names. But they know what they did. Full Story

Snob on the Road

October 4, 2007 08:59:04 Posted at October 4, 2007 08:59:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you may have heard my Gwynnie is joining chef Mario Batali on an eating expedition through Spain. Gwyneth spent a summer in Spain when she was a teen, she loves the country, and apparently jumped at the chance to join Mario in the quest to find the perfect meal. Their travels will be documented in a 13 episode reality show to air on PBS (of course PBS!) called Spain…On the Road Again. Full Story

Black Mutes the Tranny

October 4, 2007 08:32:19 Posted at October 4, 2007 08:32:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson should wear black more often, non? She looks lovely when she’s toned down - without the tacky big hair, without her tits spilling everywhere. For someone with such extreme features, black is her great equaliser. Black tames the trash and softens up her tranny. Check it out – though there’s still an odd tightness around her face, Jess out for dinner last night was right from head to toe. Full Story

Matching Pitt Pick Up

October 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad and Angelina picked up Maddox together from school yesterday. Maddox appears to have had a fun afternoon and clearly adores it when his parents come to fetch him together. Love that they’re sending him to French school. The lower tier rags meanwhile are continuing to alternate between calling for a split and calling for another pregnancy. Full Story

Surprise! Denise Leaks More

October 4, 2007 07:59:43 Posted at October 4, 2007 07:59:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Denise Richards filed court documents in her increasingly acrimonious court battle with Charlie Sheen last week and somehow… shocker! … a few of those pages have made it into the hands of reporters, now printed for our smutty pleasure. Of course this just days after Charlie released a scathing statement of his own denouncing his ex wife as an opportunistic lying bitch who is only raising these allegations against him because her career is in the crapper and because she’s jealous he’s found someone else, AFTER her attempt at reconciliation ended in rejection. Full Story

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So Britney is finally legally able to drive in California. How easy was that? So easy that she actually could have received her license way back in April when she wrote and passed (wtf?!?!) her written test. But Chicken Fried Lazy couldn’t be bothered to take her thumb out of her ass until a judge sent away her babies.

Another court showdown is scheduled for today and it’s expected that Britney will be held to her drug and alcohol concessions if she’s to have any hope of being alone with her boys in the near future. Will keep you posted.

Had to endure the nauseating Oprah yesterday for Halle Berry. LOVE Halle Berry. And also wanted a glimpse of Gabriel – unfortunately he wasn’t around. But Halle’s happiness is infectious. Very pregnant. Very happy. So farking beautiful. And as always so amazingly candid. Girl was not shy about sharing how desperate they were for a child. They TRIED. It was WORK. And the way she told it was adorable and endearing. Halle has never been more appealing - almost made me want to thaw out my womb.

Wednesday – am back at home for a good long stretch. Yay! Live blogging all day. Yay!

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Cathy M who has been reading me a long, long time… Congratulations on the new title. Very impressive and well deserved!

PPS. To my dear, dear, dear friend Duana for the most amazing voice message last night. Yours was the only opinion I was afraid of hearing. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Chicken Fried Supervised

October 3, 2007 18:56:17 Posted at October 3, 2007 18:56:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All eyes were at court today after KFed and his eyepatch arrived for the custody hearing. At least he showed up. And where was the Chicken Fried? Well… is saying she spent part of her day driving around looking for a Starbucks with her dog – see attached. Full Story

Gossip GirlCrush

October 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am obsessed with Blake Lively. Obsessed. She plays Serena in Gossip Girl though you may remember her from The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants movie – Blake played Bee/Bridget but it’s on the show where she really shines with that mysterious “It”. Not conventionally cutesy pretty, not soft, not stupid looking, but still accessible, wicked style, and a peculiar way of speaking like she’s always sucking on candy and has gotten away with it her entire life. Full Story

Who Wants it More?

October 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey is reporting that Kevin Federline arrived, eyepatch and all, to court today to battle Britney in person over their boys. Britney, as of press time, however, has yet to be seen. Money is certainly a motivator and I’ve no doubt KFed gets up extra early on paydays but still, at this point, when the onus is on HER to prove that she can actually raise her own children, shouldn’t she at least make an effort and show up to fight tooth and nail and weave for her babies? Full Story

What He’s Really Saying…

October 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kid Rock is currently promoting a new album. At the same time, his ex wife is making headlines for her engagement to Rick Salomon…yet another all star. Curious timing, non? So Kid grants an interview with Rolling Stone and offers his take about what happened last year in Vancouver – when Denise Richards attacked two elderly ladies with a laptop and when Pam’s publicist (at the time) pre-empted everyone and announced she’d suffered a miscarriage. Full Story