Ambush at the Grammys?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:53:16 February 4, 2009 07:53:16

Like, can’t Gwyneth make a phone call or something? How embarrassing! So you know Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay because he says Vida La Vida is ripped off from his I Just Wanna Fly. Satriani’s attorney has now announced that he plans to ambush the band sometime this weekend while they’re in New York for the Grammys – process servers lurking in every corner waiting to pounce while cameras roll. Full Story

Robo Flamenco!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:20:33 February 4, 2009 07:20:33

Sorta. The GMD and KatE on the carpet at the Valkyrie premiere in Rio last night. As you can see, Katie busted out of her neutrals for a change working her red lips for an attempt at vavavoom that fell totally flat. No pun intended. It’s not that she has no curves, it’s just that she oozes androgyny. Full Story

Meet Minx!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:02:07 February 4, 2009 07:02:07

You know him better as Jude Law who is so pretty, he was a lock for the role. To me he looks like Josh Todd from Buckcherry…do you see it? Anyway, Jude’s Minx is for a new movie called Rage. Jude plays a tranny supermodel living in New York, at the centre of a fashion murder mystery, co-starring Dame Judi Dench. Full Story

Pink Panther and the most beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 06:47:00 February 4, 2009 06:47:00

Aishwarya Rai, widely considered the most beautiful woman in the world, last night in New York at the premiere of Pink Panther 2 in which she plays herself: regal and elegant, ridiculously goodlooking, it’s just too bad the movie, well, it’s hardly a surprise, but apparently the movie licks. Full Story

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February 4, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 06:25:44 February 4, 2009 06:25:44

To Jackie in Phoenix – Happy 39th Birthday! I agree! You shouldn’t give a sh-t what anyone thinks of you. But I TOTALLY give a sh-t about LipGloss pinching Brian’s ass at Disneyland. Heh. Tell him to call me. Are you the next Model Latina? They’re casting! Click here Full Story

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Transformers trailer aired during the Super Bowl. Big buzz. A day later, Christian Bale loses it on the set of Terminator Salvation and the audio spreads across the internets…. Coincidence or conspirary?

The buzz is building: did Michael Bay have something to do with the Bale tirade tape leak? Not sure, no one knows, it’s pure speculation, and totally baseless but oh I hope so. Click here for a refresher on Bay vs McG. 2009 appears to be the year of the Boy Fight! Yay!

But because of what you heard yesterday, will you choose Transformers over Terminator? LaBeouf > Bale? Check the poll.

Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday and also the red carpet for He’s Just Not That Into You. Scarlett overdressed and Jennifer Aniston looked like she’s still recovering from football Sunday. More on that later.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day, scroll down for late posts yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Super Bowl teaser

Gutter scrap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 18:09:00 February 3, 2009 18:09:00

Every gossip’s perfect day – two bitches throwing down, pulling hair, super low classy… nothing could make me happier. I remember the first time I saw my mother open hand slap a woman across the mahjong table. It was like she gave birth to me all over again. That story another day. Full Story

Prunes on every page!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 17:07:13 February 3, 2009 17:07:13

Yesterday I posted Mary Kate Olsen’s cover for FASHION Magazine. Today an exclusive first look at a couple of the pages inside. As you can see – there is a Prune Consistency. Full Story

Adele > Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 13:47:00 February 3, 2009 13:47:00

Annie Leibovitz just shot Adele for a spread in Vogue. Anna Wintour loved her so much – well… love is a strong word, Anna doesn’t love anything, let’s say enjoyed – Anna Wintour enjoyed her so much she’s also styling Adele for the Grammys this weekend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 11:46:02 February 3, 2009 11:46:02

Christian Bale will make you burn off your ass fat (Dlisted)

How long before her twin weight becomes no weight? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie is his “woman”??? Ugh. (Just Jared)

Hayden Christensen re-emerges (Pop Sugar)

I’m quitting but she’s not (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My elbow made her single! Ha! (INO)

LipGloss and Pippy vs Pattinson! (Cele|bitchy)

Scapegoat for Porny Pants (The Blemish)

I’m into the new Captain Kirk. You? (Popoholic)

Harry Potter wants a beer! (Holy Moly)