Mimi Marrried: True, False, or Ashton?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 10:45:00 May 1, 2008 10:45:00

Mariah Carey is working, working, working her new album and so far the press surrounding it has largely focused either on her body, how much weight she’s lost and her love life – whether or not she’s engaged to Nick Cannon, and did they just elope…??? Seriously… Do you even know the name of her album? I had to think very long and hard without google about that. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 12:21:58 May 1, 2008 12:21:58
  • F*ck cell phones… she will now beat a bitch down with her bat (DListed)
  • The Hills Rolling Stone - more photos: Heidi prancing around making Lauren insecure (Hollywood Tuna)
  • Jennifer Aniston found her hair twin (INO)
  • How Pharrell and Snoop will half ass it for Lilo (Holy Moly)Drew Barrymore’s Summer Wedding??? (Cele|bitchy)

Keeping it Legal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 09:38:00 May 1, 2008 09:38:00

I love how often the self righteous, artistic ones are always end up being the douchiest and the perviest. The backstory: Several years ago, while dating a high profile, fiery actress, he was on location shooting a movie and found himself one night at a local bar. A young hot thing approached, they flirted, they made the call, and pretty soon she was telling her friends she was heading home with the star, protected by both his bodyguards and a personal driver. Full Story

Josh & Diane: Food Baby or Baby Baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 08:41:28 May 1, 2008 08:41:28

They are the cutest, non? Totally totally adorable together. Check out Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger sharing a tender moment over lunch yesterday in LA. As they were leaving, Diane appeared to be carrying around a bit of a bump underneath her dress. Since they just had lunch… is it a Food Baby? Or a Baby Baby? You know I hate BumpWatch. Full Story

Gwyneth Will Be Attacked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 08:12:22 May 1, 2008 08:12:22

By the Brangelunatics! But first – style before smut. Here’s my girl at the LA premiere of Iron Man last night in a killer jumpsuit few could pull off showing off her flat chest. LOVE no tits! Love the plunging back! Gwyneth’s appearance on Jonathan Ross will air Friday in the UK and in an effort ingratiate herself with normal people, she reveals that she’s given up her macriobiotic diet (since having children) and now loves fried food and red wine:"I was seriously macrobiotic for four years. Full Story

Madge & JT NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 07:41:13 May 1, 2008 07:41:13

Enough with the comments that she could be his mother. The point is, she could be his mother but she can still match him groove for groove. And she can also kick his ass. As for the griping about the dirty dancing – watch it for yourself. There’s dancing, yes. But it ain’t dirty, no. Full Story

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May 1, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 07:35:40 May 1, 2008 07:35:40

Happy Birthday to Siobain M in Dryden, ON! Mom, wife, head of HR…how do you find the time??? Please know you are admired and missed. Love Kate in Halifax. For Beth in Florida – Happy Birthday from Christine in ATL. It’s been a long time since you started reading my dirty smut. Thank you so very much for the support. Full Story

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

People Magazine hast just unveiled its list of 100 Most Beautiful People and…

My Rumey is on it!!!! My Rumey in fact is also a model for Op, featured in a new campaign modelling a very cute bikini. It’s the new Hollywood, see? The curse of Ebola Paris Hilton. When you have money and paparazzi, you can totally make a no one into a star. Yay Rumey!

It’s Wednesday, posting throughout the day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Blake Lively is not twitching for coke in between takes.

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You Know You Love It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 13:26:00 April 30, 2008 13:26:00

Spotted: on the set of Gossip Girl in New York. A braided Blair engaged in sexually charged repartee with the sexiest shamef*ck Chuck on the Upper East Side. This little scene is the epitome of revulsion/attraction. It disgusts her but she wants it. And the rest of us are left breathless. Will the wedding drama end with a bang? You know you love it. Full Story

Rossum is a LIAR!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 11:12:00 April 30, 2008 11:12:00

Best.Story.Ever! Remember last week Emmy nauseating Rossum ran into to Leighton Meester at the opera opening in New York? Click here to review. It"s worth a second read! A New York Magazine journalist was privy to their exchange and Emmy, in her sugar raping way, had to lord it over Leighton the newcomer that she’s attending the Costume Institute Gala – the best party of the year – and that she was personally invited by Anna Wintour to sit at her table. Full Story