Porny covered everywhere!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 12:14:05 February 4, 2009 12:14:05

When you go for groceries this weekend, you’ll be staring at Porny while you pay. THREE tabloid covers this week – all featuring Porny’s pants! Was she this famous at the height of newlyweds? Was she this famous when her divorce was announced? Debatable. Oh put your pity hearts away! This is working FOR her, gossips, not against her. Full Story

How Ebola works

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 11:45:06 February 4, 2009 11:45:06

Ebola Hilton was in Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. This is why Arizona lost. She was wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey. Poor Larry. He was powerless against infection. F-ck her! So Ebola was supposed to get on a flight the next morning back to LA to shoot images for her new fragrance. Like, who the F-CK IS BUYING HER FRAGRANCE? No, seriously, for reals. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 10:55:00 February 4, 2009 10:55:00

What to buy Posh for Christmas (Dlisted)

The cutest skirt ever (Hollywood Tuna)

What’s up with Chuck Bass’s head? It looks wonky (Just Jared)

Ebola’s latest victim! Who? (Pop Sugar)

What is Xena doing? What is Xena wearing? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Liev Schreiber: the anti-Brange? (INO)

What to eat to make a Chosen One (Cele|bitchy)

Who does Jennifer Aniston have on stand-by? Ew! (Webster’s is my bitch)

Staying with a plastic surgeon pays off! (IDLYITW)

Matthew > Michael Phelps (A Socialite's Life)

Help me understand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 09:09:08 February 4, 2009 09:09:08

In some circles, this man is known as a heartthrob. A loin wizard. A headboard banger. A quiver master. Him? Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, seen here yesterday in Cheshire. Like, I get it. Things are different in Euro. More fashion forward and also more open to cheese. I get it. But this dude. Full Story

Ambush at the Grammys?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:53:16 February 4, 2009 07:53:16

Like, can’t Gwyneth make a phone call or something? How embarrassing! So you know Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay because he says Vida La Vida is ripped off from his I Just Wanna Fly. Satriani’s attorney has now announced that he plans to ambush the band sometime this weekend while they’re in New York for the Grammys – process servers lurking in every corner waiting to pounce while cameras roll. Full Story

Robo Flamenco!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:20:33 February 4, 2009 07:20:33

Sorta. The GMD and KatE on the carpet at the Valkyrie premiere in Rio last night. As you can see, Katie busted out of her neutrals for a change working her red lips for an attempt at vavavoom that fell totally flat. No pun intended. It’s not that she has no curves, it’s just that she oozes androgyny. Full Story

Meet Minx!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:02:07 February 4, 2009 07:02:07

You know him better as Jude Law who is so pretty, he was a lock for the role. To me he looks like Josh Todd from Buckcherry…do you see it? Anyway, Jude’s Minx is for a new movie called Rage. Jude plays a tranny supermodel living in New York, at the centre of a fashion murder mystery, co-starring Dame Judi Dench. Full Story

Pink Panther and the most beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 06:47:00 February 4, 2009 06:47:00

Aishwarya Rai, widely considered the most beautiful woman in the world, last night in New York at the premiere of Pink Panther 2 in which she plays herself: regal and elegant, ridiculously goodlooking, it’s just too bad the movie, well, it’s hardly a surprise, but apparently the movie licks. Full Story

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February 4, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 06:25:44 February 4, 2009 06:25:44

To Jackie in Phoenix – Happy 39th Birthday! I agree! You shouldn’t give a sh-t what anyone thinks of you. But I TOTALLY give a sh-t about LipGloss pinching Brian’s ass at Disneyland. Heh. Tell him to call me. Are you the next Model Latina? They’re casting! Click here Full Story

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Transformers trailer aired during the Super Bowl. Big buzz. A day later, Christian Bale loses it on the set of Terminator Salvation and the audio spreads across the internets…. Coincidence or conspirary?

The buzz is building: did Michael Bay have something to do with the Bale tirade tape leak? Not sure, no one knows, it’s pure speculation, and totally baseless but oh I hope so. Click here for a refresher on Bay vs McG. 2009 appears to be the year of the Boy Fight! Yay!

But because of what you heard yesterday, will you choose Transformers over Terminator? LaBeouf > Bale? Check the poll.

Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday and also the red carpet for He’s Just Not That Into You. Scarlett overdressed and Jennifer Aniston looked like she’s still recovering from football Sunday. More on that later.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day, scroll down for late posts yesterday.

Yours in gossip,


Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Super Bowl teaser