Shopping with Rossum

November 8, 2007 15:00:33 Posted at November 8, 2007 15:00:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As Keira Knightley would say – get ready to be raped by sugar. Hard. Thanks to Sophia for the link! Prepare your gag reflex for the following 5 minute video – Emmy Rossum will test the limits of your sanity. I promise. We are shopping with Rossum and her stylist in preparation for her “record release party”. Full Story

It’s How You Own It…

November 8, 2007 14:49:11 Posted at November 8, 2007 14:49:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quiveration CAN come out of stupidity. As you know, Shia LeBoeuf was arrested the other day after acting like a douchebag drunk off his ass at a Walgreens in Chicago. When confronted by the paps today about the incident, Shia did not shirk from shame, he did not run, nor did he hide behind a burly bodyguard with an attitude problem. Full Story

Young Cool

November 8, 2007 13:22:07 Posted at November 8, 2007 13:22:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This week’s Gossip Girl was all about Chuck. Love Chuck. Chuck is so deliciously depraved – that scene with Blair up on stage, the two of them locking eyes as if trapped in their own private moment … the hotness! – and then so surprisingly sweet, asking her if she was “sure” before mauling each other in the back of the limo… enough with Chace Crawford, you know? Ed Westwick is where it’s at! And my new favourite Blake Lively too. Full Story

Rumey Bounces Back!

November 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a few frizzy blonde disastrous sightings, my Rumey has bounced back nicely, looking … not bad… at the DKNY event last night in a simple black dress underneath a gorgeous tuxedo jacket. Rumer gets invited to another red carpet! Yay! As my friend Duana asserted last week, with her forehead exposed to balance out her jaw, Rumer really isn’t so offensive. Full Story

Chicken Fried Insolent

November 8, 2007 12:52:13 Posted at November 8, 2007 12:52:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In between chandelier shopping and picking up a sweet new Mercedes ride, and hopping in the shower in the middle of a radio interview, Britney Spears is supposed to comply with court ordered random drug testing. A missed test constitutes a FAILED test. And Britney has reportedly missed 8 out of 14 tests, prompting Team Federline to storm the judge this morning asking to take away her right to see her children, thereby allowing HIM full access and the bank account that comes with it. Full Story

Ghetto Tits in Vancouver

November 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No clue why she’s here. Busy shooting some sh*tty straight to dvd release, no doubt. Thanks to Lisa for the following hilarious description the other day: I just saw her near Choices in Yaletown. She was extremely thin wearing a shiny black Adidas tracksuit. Think Run DMC, but with pink stripes. Full Story

Christina Wintour

November 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At first quick glance, she could be Anna’s doppelganger, non? But where Anna is perpetually preserved by too much gin and a black heart bitch, Christina looks healthier than she has in years. Body looks great, bangs look great, massive forehead brilliantly concealed, Christina simply glowed last night in NY at the DKNY event. Full Story

Common Quiver

November 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Common showed up at the DKNY Delicious Night Fragrance Launch Party last night and … well… the man is a sexy, sexy beast. At least when he knows to keep the ass backwards social statements to himself. Common is focusing these days on his film career – can currently be seen in American Gangster alongside Denzel and Russell and will appear next in Angelina Jolie’s Wanted. Full Story

The New Camelot in DC

November 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So blatantly obvious and still the MiniVan Majority will eat his sh*t up – the GMD arrived with his Katie/Jackie in tow last night to screen Lions for Lambs in DC. As you can see, from the demure neckline to the simple chain to the dress and especially the shoes… Katie is now a Kennedy charged with the task of glamourising a Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Ryan & Michelle?

November 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams were seen together in Brooklyn having dinner the other day prompting some speculation that they could be getting it on. If so, am all over it. Love it. Love it a little less than I love Ryan and Natalie Portman but if he and Rachel can’t fulfill The Notebook, Michelle Williams is an acceptable consolation, non? She’s arty and independent and has a bad attitude since reformed after ditching Heath Ledger, with tons of potential and a proven indie track record and she’s refreshingly gorgeous– Michelle and Ryan are very, very compatible. Full Story