June 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 04:24:58 June 23, 2008 04:24:58

To Sylvie – Happy 19th Birthday with love from Steff. To Jenn M aka Dana in Halifax – Happy 25th and congratulations on graduating from law school! I love that you love discussing and debating the smut I deliver! To Dani Emma – Happy Graduation from high school! For Deanna who’s now on mat leave with baby Lily – welcome to the new chapter in life. Full Story

Friday, June 20, 2008

Dear Gossips,

This is it: The Love Guru vs Get Smart, Mike vs Steve, Pippy Timberlake vs Dwayne the Rock Johnson… snort.

The good news is – critics are eviscerating The Love Guru and judging Get Smart more favourably. The bad news is – good taste is dead. Don’t let Get Smart be a flop! Pick Steve Carell! Because at the very least, Steve Carell is a good guy. Steve Carell is not a humourless douchebag diva.

Mike Myers on the other hand…

He stopped by Conan O”Brien the other night and pulled his usual f&ckery: insisting on a specific brand of creamer for his coffee, sending interns out on a whim for Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer and when the seltzer arrived, he fussed that it wasn’t the right brand and sent the poor kid running to correct the egregious error.

It’s a talk show! You’re there for, what, maybe 2 hours? They stock the green room with the loveliest things as it is anyway! He couldn’t wait two f&cking hours to go get that sh*t himself??? Sit DOWN Mike Myers!

Friday! Am posting all day so check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Justine Bateman is not the other woman. The Governator is not hiding mistresses.

PPS. Also – It’s Always Something… Else!

On Tuesday night I’ll be partying at the Drake in Toronto in support of Gilda’s Club. Dan and Jessi from MTV Canada and The Aftershow will be there too hosting one of the sessions, Ron Sexsmith is headlining, and k-os is spinning late late late. For tickets call 416.214.9898 ext 504 and click here for more information. Gilda’s Club provides a wide array of services in a non-medical, home-like setting and always free of charge, dedicated to support and education in a home-like setting for anyone at any stage of cancer, their families and friends.

See you there!

PPPS. Love to Jody Vance! Jody is guest hosting at CityLine www.cityline.ca/ on Monday so if you"re all about girls supporting girls, you must support this girl. Jody was the FIRST female "in the history of Canadian television to host her own sports show in primetime." She did it without having to take off her glasses and push out her tits. Watch Jody on Monday. She will dazzle you. Promise.

PPPPS. Can"t wait for the new season of Project Runway Canada. My favourite, favourite last year! Application deadline for designers on Season 2 is today. Do you measure up? Click here to become the next Tom or Stella.

To Russia With Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 11:43:29 June 20, 2008 11:43:29

I was in London last year blowing my wad on a ten dollar bottle of water and someone told me Moscow is actually ranked the city most expensive to live in. Even more than London? Yes. So no wonder - Hollywood is going where the money is. Here are Will Smith and Charlize Theron at the Russian premiere of Hancock today, smarter than Mischa Barton will ever be. Full Story

Brad in Rainbows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 09:04:32 June 20, 2008 09:04:32

Brad has been a fan of Radiohead for a long, long time. Remember at the wedding? He arranged for Radiohead to be playing while fireworks lit up the sky. I remember thinking at the time, much as I love Radiohead too, that it’s not exactly celebratory music. Like can you imagine your guests getting down to Paranoid Android? Perhaps it was a bad omen even then. Full Story

Girls Night with My Gwynnie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 08:32:57 June 20, 2008 08:32:57

This should be my life!!! Stella McCartney stepped out with my best friend Gwyneth Paltrow last night in London for the Hoping Foundation Benefit. See how their arms are looped together? That will never be me. I will never stand off to the side somewhere, giggling with Gwynnie, judging everyone around us. Full Story