Madge & Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:32:50 February 2, 2009 06:32:50

Remember that Brazilian model she was said to be dating last month? He’s with her in New York, photographed with her as they left lunch and her children too this weekend on a shopping excursion, not particularly inconvenienced or surprised by the presence of the paps. Madonna was never shot so clearly with Alex Rodriguez. Full Story

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23 year old smokes weed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:15:35 February 2, 2009 06:15:35

Nothing newsworthy about that. Except the 23 year old in question is a golden boy who sells cereal. And cars. And baby bottles. And is the poster boy for perfection attached to millions of dollars in endorsements catered to the MiniVan Majority. They don’t mind so much that he goes to Vegas and shoves his head in between the breasts of some nasty skank. Full Story

February 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:09:30 February 2, 2009 06:09:30

Gayle! Was great meeting you on Thursday at the Canadian Marketing Association conference! Thanks for the support and more importantly, thanks for proving my theory about LaineyGossip smuthounds! To Selena F – congratulations! Am thrilled your son will have a sibling! So I won’t hold it against you for loving Jennifer Aniston, but no more chasing through the streets, ok? Promise me. Full Story

Friday, January 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Super Bowl weekend… another excuse to party. Where you think Lindsay Lohan will be?

Tampa Bay of course! Even though she lost out on another job, acting doesn’t seem to be much of a consideration these days.

Samantha Ronson will be working at the one of the parties which means Lindsay will be tagging along, crack texting and pouting next to the dj booth all night. Curious though – since her extremely skinny sighting last week, Lilo has been laying low. Like, not even shopping. Something is up. More on that later. But first, her old hag of a younger sister …

Thanks for your support re: yesterday at the conference. It was good! Those marketing folks…they love smut!

Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Boys Club

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 15:03:48 January 30, 2009 15:03:48

Last night Clint Eastwood received the Modern Master Award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival. It is the festival’s highest honour and it was Sean Penn who presented. Sean owes a lot to Clint. Clint directed him in Mystic River which, as you know, brought Sean his Oscar. It was Clint’s campaigning that helped seal the deal. Full Story

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Let me show you my biceps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 13:14:55 January 30, 2009 13:14:55

It’s LipGloss and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens arriving at LAX today after a promotional appearance in Japan earlier this week. As you can see, in his own way, LipGloss is just as put together after a long flight as Victoria Beckham. Toque is sitting on his head just so, with a few stray hairs strategically arranged around his forehead, and his arms… his buff but not too buff arms showcased in a flattering t-shirt. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 11:40:23 January 30, 2009 11:40:23

Take the afternoon off for his birthday (Dlisted)

Overrated Canadian in Complex (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze in a fur coat (Just Jared)

Gorgeous Canadian on Letterman (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My Shamef-ck and his 2 bitches at Kings of Leon (Pop Sugar)

She can't pimp her kids anymore! (Cele|bitchy)

Who Robert Pattinson is hiding from (INO)

Best.Photo.Ever (Candy Kirby)

Next.Best.Photo.Ever (Webster's is my bitch)

Amanda > Lilo and Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 10:37:02 January 30, 2009 10:37:02

Five years ago Mean Girls was all about Lindsay Lohan. It’s now 2009 and Lindsay Lohan is too busy looking for a bump while Amanda Seyfried’s career is totally taking off. Lilo was once attached to the film adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s A Woman Of No Importance. Then she f-cked up and the role was said to have been snatched up by Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

Pacey in polka dots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 09:20:19 January 30, 2009 09:20:19

How cute is he??? Joshua Jackson hooked up with a fashion girl and since then, it’s been a wardrobe overhaul without losing his balls. I love. I die. His clothes, they always fit beautifully. He told me when I interviewed him at the Costume Institute Gala that when he and Diane Kruger moved in together he had to throw all his sh-t out. Full Story

15 and 40

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 07:57:00 January 30, 2009 07:57:00

They were actually born just 2 months apart. Can you tell? I can’t tell. One totally looks 15, which is her age. The other close to 40. Right? Check it out – Dakota Fanning last night at the Hollywood premiere of Push, refreshingly fresh-faced and age appropriately pretty and then old hag Ali Lohan in Times Square for some kind of photo shoot looking more and more every day like a carbon copy of her wreck of a sister. Full Story

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Keep the shoes on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 06:38:36 January 30, 2009 06:38:36

Still tacky as sh-t but definitely an improvement on her diaper jeans from the chili fair – this is Porny performing in Charlottesville, Virginia yesterday in leather pants and a black blazer. But then she took her shoes off. And the sight of a woman, in leather pants and bare feet…it’s just so low classy, non? It’s just so f-cking base. Full Story