Canada 90210

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 08:59:00 April 29, 2008 08:59:00

By now you know they’re remaking Beverly Hills 90210. And you probably already know that Lori Loughlin has signed on to play the mom character – the new “Cindy Walsh”. But while online gossip all but confirmed Hilary Duff in the role of Brenda yesterday, it turns out the plum part actually went… to a Canadian! Her name is Shenae Grimes. Full Story

By Request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 07:44:00 April 29, 2008 07:44:00

Thanks for your emails this morning. As requested more photos of Liv Tyler are attached. Especially of her shoes. Per the Gwyneth posting earlier, Liv showed up at the Iron Man screening in New York looking healthy and well rested after taking some time off to be with family before she herself begins heavy promotion for The Hulk. Full Story

Even When She Smiles…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 08:09:59 April 29, 2008 08:09:59

She looks like a miserable bitch. Who? Patrick Dempsey’s wife, of course. Perma scowlface accompanied her husband last night to the NY premiere of Made of Honour and tried to crack to smile. She was successful but looked like she was straining herself, non? Want to play our favourite game of unscientific photo assumption? Why not? The tabloids do it all the time! So… is it just me or does Patrick seem much more relaxed and at ease when posing next to co-star Michelle Monaghan than he does next to Mrs Dempsey? Photos from Full Story

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Dirty Face Returns to the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 07:29:39 April 29, 2008 07:29:39

We’ve seen a lot of Lindsay Lohan lately but not “officially”. Not on a red carpet. Her red carpet appearances have been few and far between. But LG must have paid her a pretty penny last night because she showed up at the launch of the Scarlet HD TV series with her Dirty Face in tact and looking more budget than ever. Full Story

Mrs Martin’s Dress: You Likey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 07:07:38 April 29, 2008 07:07:38

Again a short one – Gwyneth Paltrow last night in New York at the Iron Man screening showing off a body that just came from working out with Madonna. The dress – some hate it, some love it. You? Gwynnie’s been pounding the pavement for her movie, and her career. But will it work? The general consensus seems to be that if Iron Man wins the box office handily it will have nothing to do with my Gwyneth and everything to do with Robert Downey Jr. Full Story

Oprah’s Mission Hetero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 06:45:28 April 29, 2008 06:45:28

She is working HARD for the GMD. Almost too hard. Too hard to be entirely altruistic. Is your smutty sense tingling? Turns out that during her Tom Cruise two part special beginning Friday, Oprah recruits Cher to vouch for the GMD’s ungayness by recounting their brief affair 25 years ago. He was just breaking out at the time and they split because of conflicting schedules. Full Story

April 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 06:41:35 April 29, 2008 06:41:35

Happy Birthday Andrea! Megan sends her love and hopes your birthday is a blast. Oh and your niece Alexis says “Happy Happy Aunty”. To all UBC Law Grads – Congrats to everyone for surviving 3 years of Curtis High!” Love, Sandra. To Tanya recovering from hand carpal tunnel surgery… get well soon! Will do my best to heal you with smut. Full Story

Monday, April 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s shaping up to be a big week: Miley Cyrus topless in Vanity Fair? That’s the buzz. And is the MiniVan’s Golden Girl taking a Golden Shower? Please Xenu… please let it be so.

NB – a few site improvements have been implemented. First… an updated Links Section. Also look out for the daily Smutty Tingles – gossip partners from around the blog world. And finally, for those who’ve been asking, is now mobile-friendly! Try it out on your Blackberry, your phone, whatever… it’s now way easier to scroll!

Monday, online all day, check back often. And SCROLL DOWN. Posted late day Friday – you don’t want to miss the flying gay pilot and the best young bitch in the business.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Kelly Ripa isn’t a cow as a boss. It’s not about Victoria Beckham either.