Gay on a Plane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 08:35:00 April 7, 2008 08:35:00

Can you believe it? Can you believe Tom Ford actually carries his own bag? Check it out – Tom at LAX toting his own tote. Am shocked. Because Tom Ford is totally the type to have a bag bitch. Some young gay panting to do his bidding while Tom tells him repeatedly he is worthless. I would be Tom’s bag bitch faster than you can say faghag. Full Story

Beckham Porn at Elton John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 06:51:55 April 7, 2008 06:51:55

Elton John show Saturday night – the Beckhams brought their own brand of porn to commemorate the occasion. Beckham Porn is second only to Pitt Porn. But first, let’s start with the clean side. Their boys were there with them. And Cruz did his famous dancing bit … was very, very sweet. Full Story

Cam & Gerry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 06:49:00 April 7, 2008 06:49:00

Gerard Butler superfans aren’t exactly known to be the most sane of the lot, so it’ll be interesting to see how they’ll react to this one: Gerry is tapping Cammie on the sly. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? According to the UK Mirror Full Story

Sticking Up For Sarah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:39:04 April 7, 2008 04:39:04

George Clooney has it bad. Because whatever Sarah Larson is selling him has gotten him so hot and bothered he’s not only declaring his love publicly, he’s also declaring an enemy of anyone who dares to cross her. George gave an interview to the New Yorker  Full Story

Pip’n’Ass at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:31:00 April 7, 2008 04:31:00

Some important person in Hollywood was married Saturday night and the wedding brought out some young heavy hitters including an Olsen, a Speedman, a Pipqueak, and a Shelf Ass. Here are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way out of the reception. As you can see from Shelfy’s smug ass expression, someone is very, very, very happy to be greeted by the paps. Full Story

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Olsen at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:26:49 April 7, 2008 04:26:49

Ashley attended a wedding in honour of some stylist in Hollywood and while leaving decided to pull a move like this – using a mask to cover her face so as not be photographed. Obviously it didn’t work. And while it’s certainly obnoxious and more than a little lame, on the spectrum of famewhoring hypocrisy, I also wouldn’t say that Ashley Olsen is on the Paris extreme. Full Story

Gwyneth at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:22:49 April 7, 2008 04:22:49

Am all over her new hair. And her skin looks lovely too. As for those who love to hate her and who are about to monkey jump all over her snotty ass for wearing white to a wedding – they were all apparently asked to wear white, or specifically ivory, to the wedding. Looks better in photos. I agree. Full Story

B & J Get Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:17:00 April 7, 2008 04:17:00

It was indeed the number 4. April 4th, 2008 – Jay Z and Beyonce got married in New York and they pulled it off impressively privately. Which means those wedding photos are going to be worth maybe even more than Jennifer Lopez’s twins…should they choose to pimp them. Believe it or not though, it actually might not happen. Full Story

What Comes After Ryan…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 03:49:00 April 7, 2008 03:49:00

Alanis Morrissette photographed at LAX holding hands with a mystery man purported to be her new boyfriend. Obviously, aesthetically, not even close to being in Ryan Reynolds’s universe. At the same time, Alanis doesn’t need a Ken Doll who hankers for big tits like high school. Alanis and geek cute, Ryan and Scarlett… all is as it should be? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Dinner With Duchovny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 03:45:32 April 7, 2008 03:45:32

Love David Duchovny? Want to sit across from him at the dinner table and will him to fall in love with you? Now’s your chance… for a good cause. A beloved Canadian actress called Babz Chula has been battling cancer for some years. It’s recurred, she’s fighting, and undergoing treatment that is not covered by medical insurance. Full Story

April 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 03:16:47 April 7, 2008 03:16:47

Happy 39th Kirsten L who has been reading from the very, very, very beginning! Much love from “the Gang” …and me too! To Krista – what’s up!!! Am crushed that you missed the BLVD party. And I agree with you – Gwavin… not so hot. Sorry Matt. Forgive? To Mike at Mike’s Mike"s Bloggity Blog Blob Full Story