GMD vs Chicken Fried Stupid

December 19, 2007 14:51:02 Posted at December 19, 2007 14:51:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

December 18th was KatE’s birthday. So of course the GMD took her to Raffles L’Ermitage to celebrate where they could have some privacy. Because that’s where Britney Spears hangs out these days. OF COURSE there’d be no paparazzi. Of course not! Oh and look at KatE’s face – bedhead and sleepy eyes like it was a romantic evening with her totally straight husband lying in the tub with candles. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Pregnant On Purpose?

December 19, 2007 13:34:48 Posted at December 19, 2007 13:34:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have finally cleared inbox and touched base with back home… new information flying in non stop about the Chicken Fried Sibling Pregnancy. Did Jamie Lynn get pregnant on purpose? According to sources, Casey had tried breaking up with her but she kept begging him back. She was allegedly so desperate to keep him – and also, like her sister, so genetically stupid – she stopped taking her pill. Full Story

Contraception is Dead

December 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone is pregnant! Lily Allen just announced she’s pregnant too. After spending the better part of the year melting down, smoking cigarettes, arguing with Cheryl Cole over MySpace, getting drunk off her tree, hating her body then starving her body to become super thin super fast, Lily is now also with child…the father is boyfriend Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers. Full Story

Chicken Fried Babies having Chicken Fried Babies

December 19, 2007 12:42:37 Posted at December 19, 2007 12:42:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried fertility runs in the family. So about Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up – information leaking fast and furiously…here’s a quick point form summary before analysis: - she sold her story to OK Magazine with an exclusive interview on her pregnancy and a photo deal when the baby is born, purported to be worth $1 million- Britney did not know about the pregnancy beforehand, you found out when she found out. Full Story

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So I spent part of the afternoon yesterday holed up in the decadent penthouse suite at the Metropolitan Hotel in Vancouver with Taylor Kitsch – Tim Riggins from Friday Night Lights. It’s totally what you think.

Ok… it’s not.

But I did interview him for eTalk and He.Is.Perfect. Which explains the Freebie Five entry. Tom Ford is gone. Taylor Kitsch is on. More on that later. Am still recovering.

Congratulations to Anne B, Kathryn B, Catherine S, Nancy M, Ruth H., and Mary P – all winners of the Atonement Giveaway.

Also to Brent R, Hillary B, Leslie C, Meaghan B, and Philip S for Sicko.

And Rachelle M for winning the RBK Prize Pack Giveaway.

Finally to Robin N, Jeff V, Gerrilyn G (where are you??? please reply! DVDs are waiting!), and the grand prize winner Frances M for the Harry Potter Contest including copies of both Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and December Boys.

Click here for more chances to win Harry Potter gear.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Happy 15th Birthday to Peter in Richmond Hill. You’re making this old hag feel honoured that someone so young is enjoying my smut! Brett Favre Forever!

PPS. Happy Birthday also to Rebekah who shares it with Brad Pitt. And 18 is a very lucky number…enjoy it!

PPPS. PROJECT RUNWAY CANADA – the finale was amazing! I don’t watch the US version but I can’t imagine anyone being as fierce as Iman. I worship Iman. And the show is first class. Bring it back for a 2nd season!

PPPPS. Gwen Stefani is not spending holidays on detox. Johnny Depp does not receive trailer visits from young gay video boys.

Poorly Played at the Golden Globes: Best of 2007

December 18, 2007 16:25:30 Posted at December 18, 2007 16:25:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass. Full Story

Taylor Kitsch: Tim Riggins in Vancouver

December 18, 2007 12:08:28 Posted at December 18, 2007 12:08:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s kick this off with a little gloat. Not for me but for Friday Night Lights – the best show ever that you are not watching. Here’s an email I received yesterday from a reader called JS: I"ve been huffing my way quarter-heartedly through a TERRIBLE season of Grey"s Anatomy. Just so bad that whenever the episode is over, I"m sad that I could have spent that time doing my nails, scrubbing my toilet or anything else more interesting. Full Story

Flats Are Evil: Best of 2007

December 18, 2007 08:28:06 Posted at December 18, 2007 08:28:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Victoria threw out the first pitch at the Dodgers game… in wedge runners??? If there is one moment that epitomises her plastic campy perfection, this had to be it. How can you not love it? How can you not love her? Or how can you not love hating her? She is a celebrity dream, a gay’s wet dream, and every gossip’s go-to girl for smut that always delivers without being sad. Full Story

Make It Ugly

December 18, 2007 07:54:07 Posted at December 18, 2007 07:54:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In all fairness, Fergie has become much more attractive of late compared to what it looked like 2 years ago. But seriously… this cover isn’t much of a reflection of her improved appearance. Does she have photo approval? Because if so, Fergie and her publicist must be blind. Here she is on the new cover of Blender with her mouth wide open and the ugly spilling out. Full Story

GMD Pushed Back

December 18, 2007 07:45:25 Posted at December 18, 2007 07:45:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Variety is reporting that Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie has been pushed back from a summer release due to production delays. Valkryie was originally set to take on the summer box office. Stupid move. It will now come out in October 2008 for awards season positioning next year. Full Story

Hudson Rossum

December 18, 2007 07:13:45 Posted at December 18, 2007 07:13:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all over Kate Hudson’s dating game. No strings, just sex only, please don’t fall in love with me… see you later after 2 or 3 months. Love it. As such, am disappointed that Kate’s throwing around some Rossum. Does she really need to throw around the Rossum? Does she need to cheese? Kate is too cool to cheese, non? Kate Hudson, January issue of Vogue. Full Story