Meet Honor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 07:18:32 July 16, 2008 07:18:32

OK! Magazine  paid $1.5 for the first exclusive rights to the Alba Bitch’s baby and follow up photos later on. So here’s Jessica with Honor on the cover of the new issue. No offence to all you moms out there but really, this baby obsession is out of control. Full Story

Helen Mirren > Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 07:04:54 July 16, 2008 07:04:54

Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out of that red bikini and showing off a body that is desirable at any age. Full Story

Ronaldo avoids infection!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 06:55:28 July 16, 2008 06:55:28

Football fans are rejoicing everywhere as Cristiano Ronaldo narrowly avoided Ebola Paris Hilton contamination last night at Villa. Could the most potent virus in Hollywood be weakening? Or will this rejection only make her more vicious? Fortunately for Ronaldo, he escaped unscathed Full Story

Stay-at-home dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 06:50:21 July 16, 2008 06:50:21

Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the GMD brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. And Johnny Lee Miller is infinitely sexier than the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

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July 16, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 06:25:23 July 16, 2008 06:25:23

Happy Birthday Liz! Wishing you a wonderful year ahead…and even more cabana boys! Congratulations Mike in London on the new job … Casablanca for 2 months? You lucky bitch! Have you started growing your hair yet? Good luck on location! To Jenn at UW – Happy 33rd Birthday! 33 is a lucky year – promise! To Jess from Kim: Thanks Jess. Full Story

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

There was a fire in Vancouver yesterday resulting in blackouts across much of downtown. Something about the server being affected…which accounts for intermittent access to the site. Was at a screening for The Dark Knight on Monday morning. Scroll down to yesterday’s column, see below for the Week of The Dark Knight and the Freebie Five dedication.

Sigh.

I dreamt of Christian Bale all night.

Tuesday – power outage issues should be resolved, am online all day, refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Just One Look…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 17:32:57 July 15, 2008 17:32:57

And I can hear a bell ring! One more look and I forget everything… Ooooo-oh! The Dark Knight will own it this weekend but there’s always room for two, right? My main gay Darren and I have been waiting for months! All week we’ve been playing the Abba text game: Darren: here I go again Me: my, my, how can I resist you And on, and on… Mamma Mia opens on Friday. Full Story

Shelfy uses Pippy’s granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 16:18:43 July 15, 2008 16:18:43

Another beautiful, bold, brilliant play from Shelfy’s publicist, nudging Justin’s grandma to talk wistfully about his wedding. Clever, non? Get an old lady hoping that one day soon she’ll be able to see her beloved grandson take a wife, conveniently make sure a reporter gets the soundbite and all of a sudden, Jessica Biel finds herself making headlines yet again, and a new script from her agent fedexed at the same time. Full Story

Goodbye Grissom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 12:35:40 July 15, 2008 12:35:40

Ausiello is confirming that Gil Grissom is leaving the lab. William Petersen will remain involved with the show but his days as a regular are over… and this is not a sabbatical. My friend Michelle will be crushed. Full Story