Pitt Porn & Clint Eastwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 00:00:00 February 21, 2008 00:00:00

I know that isn’t the most appealing visual but it can’t be as unappetising as being on the receiving end of Tom Cruise’s ethics, right? The point is – Pitt Porn re-emerged last night as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left the babes at home and went out on date night for dinner with Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina Ruiz. Full Story

Dirty Face D&G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 11:20:42 February 21, 2008 11:20:42

Under a thousand watts of super industrial spotlight, Lilo’s Dirty Face actually isn’t that bad. Under normal circumstances, however, the filth can’t be contained. Here’s the orange descendent of Dina Lohan in Milan for the Dolce & Gabbana show today continuing her relentless tour of … nothing. Full Story

Hello Kitties Love Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 00:00:00 February 21, 2008 00:00:00

Seriously… put a white person in front of any Hello Kitty and it will lose its Hello Kitty backpack. If that white person is relatively famous, the Hello Kitty just might die on the spot. So can you imagine the hysteria in Japan today at the premiere of The Golden Compass? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman dressed in virginal white, because she’s guileless and kind, going to great lengths to prove to you that she is indeed pregnant by her employee husband Keith Urban. Full Story

Ugly, Pregnant, and Douche at Grey Goose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 08:34:24 February 21, 2008 08:34:24

As mentioned yesterday, the hottest party in town this week is at Soho House Grey Goose Club - a few photos of celebrity guests last night are attached. First the gorgeous America Ferrara no makeup and SOOOOO pretty! Am so jealous about that hair. Next…the Alba Bitch and her growing bump glowing in her expectant state and showing off an expanding chest. Full Story

The Immortals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 08:19:53 February 21, 2008 08:19:53

Seriously unfair. The pulchritudinous Pitts took to the slopes the other day in Mammoth – even the Chosen One showed up for the photo op! But look at their perfection. And the unbridled joy on Brad’s face sliding down the hill with Pax not far behind, then cautiously holding Shiloh doing the same. Full Story

Chicks Dig This???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 07:54:18 February 21, 2008 07:54:18

Really??? How??? This is James Blunt at the Brit Awards last night. Limp dick music, loin frightening teeth, and worse yet – bet you he’s an open mouther: one of those dudes who always walks around with his mouth slightly parted, you know those? Gross. Even more gross – he gets girls. Full Story

Skinny Curvy Kelly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 07:39:51 February 21, 2008 07:39:51

Kelly Osbourne at the Brit Awards last night looking super svelte and not just from Spanx! What saves her thinnification from becoming alarming though is that while she’s skinny now, she’s also still curvy. Love skinny curvy. Skinny curvy is so sexy. Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Salma’s Suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 06:32:31 February 21, 2008 06:32:31

This is the problem with massive breasts, see? You have to go a size up on the jacket to get it around your chest and it doesn’t fit well anywhere else. Sure those babies are even bigger than they normally are because she just had a baby… but still. The point is they were huge to begin with. Full Story

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Josh & Diane: PDA in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 06:22:02 February 21, 2008 06:22:02

With these two, it’s PDA everywhere! Looks like Joshua Jackson missed Diane Kruger while she was in Berlin for the film festival. They’ve now reunited in Toronto and are making up for lost time. Earlier this week the two were spotted at Whole Foods in Hazelton Lanes as cute as ever, “he couldn’t stop touching her and nipping her neck”, and it got so frisky at one point they ducked into a corner for a long, lingering kiss. Full Story

Laney Boggs in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 00:00:00 February 21, 2008 00:00:00

Am not ashamed to say I loved She’s All That. Totally just a teen movie and still… somehow subversively funny. And of course there’s Rachael Leigh Cook – remember she played “Joey” in the film adaptation of Dawson’s Creek…ON Dawson’s Creek? Sigh. Full Story