November 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 06:28:04 November 17, 2008 06:28:04

Happy 30th Birthday Michelle! With love from Robin, Erin, and Lyndsay who wish they could have been there in person and who are also hoping you don’t mistake smarmy coworkers, window washers or ex-inmates for your Prince Charming!?!?  Full Story

Friday, November 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Couldn’t find Oprah’s head on her own show yesterday…because it was, literally, inside Jennifer Aniston’s tight bronzed ass. Ugh.

Much more enjoyable: Jen’s unstoppable body on 30 Rock. It’s all about the material, you see. Thank you Tina Fey.

The interminable week of Aniston continues with a John Mayer outing. Details to follow.

It’s Friday! Am blogging all day! And then…


Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,



Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 14:39:04 November 14, 2008 14:39:04

Winona Ryder at the Milk premiere last night LA. An old favourite. Secret I still hope she finds Joaquin Phoenix. Also – Sean and Robin Wright Penn looking happier than ever. And James Franco there to support his film too. In the wake of Prop 8 and the recent protests and demonstrations against it, there’s no better time for Milk. Full Story

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There’s nothing like Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 13:43:00 November 14, 2008 13:43:00

Anything Harry is like crack for me. And if you are a Harry fan, I know you know. The vampire pretenders can please step aside. New longer trailer is now online. Can’t wait to watch Ron’s infatuation. And DanRad’s delivery of “I am the Chosen One” still makes my life. Not ashamed to say, I teared up hearing Dumbledore’s voiceover and the signature music at the end. Full Story

Porny at the Bingo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 12:53:00 November 14, 2008 12:53:00

The caption that accompanied these photos reads as follows:Jessica Simpson singing at San Manuel Bingo and Casino. Bless her heart… she’s singing at the Bingo. Photos from  Full Story

He reads…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 12:41:39 November 14, 2008 12:41:39

But is he a genius? That’s the thesis of the article – new issue of Details, Keanu Reeves on the cover looking mildly waxy but still it’s nice to see his face beneath what seems to be a permanent scruff. Keanu is promoting the upcoming holiday blockbuster The Day the Earth Stood Still and hooked up with the magazine at his favourite book store for the interview, impressing and even seducing the writer so much that he appears to have developed a little man crush which actually reads really cute. Full Story

Weekend Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 11:32:09 November 14, 2008 11:32:09

Last night. Out in Hollywood. I don’t need to embellish this post with distracting words, do I? But just one detail, to heighten the arousal… Ewan is supposed to star with Daniel Craig in a movie called I, Lucifer. Carry on. Photos from Full Story

Those bangs…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 11:24:12 November 14, 2008 11:24:12

Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does the Alba Demon know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia Keys and Justin Timberlake and trying to pretend she can roll in the same river of talent. Full Story

No spray paint!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 09:48:05 November 14, 2008 09:48:05

Just the other day he was rockin’ a bald wig on the set with Jonathan Rhys Meyers. It looked super real but guess not. Here’s the flying gaygay today at Regis & Kelly showing off the real. Full Story

It worked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 08:33:47 November 14, 2008 08:33:47

Not too long ago, Madonna told Elle Magazine that "Posh and Becks are much more interesting (than me and Guy). “ Not too long ago, Victoria Beckham told Madonna she wanted to be her friend by getting photographed in a Madonna t shirt. Nothing exists in Posh’s world without the paparazzi, see? Her Madgesty granted the wish. Full Story