Again a short one – Gwyneth Paltrow last night in New York at the Iron Man screening showing off a body that just came from working out with Madonna. The dress – some hate it, some love it. You? Gwynnie’s been pounding the pavement for her movie, and her career. But will it work? The general consensus seems to be that if Iron Man wins the box office handily it will have nothing to do with my Gwyneth and everything to do with Robert Downey Jr. Full Story

She is working HARD for the GMD. Almost too hard. Too hard to be entirely altruistic. Is your smutty sense tingling? Turns out that during her Tom Cruise two part special beginning Friday, Oprah recruits Cher to vouch for the GMD’s ungayness by recounting their brief affair 25 years ago. He was just breaking out at the time and they split because of conflicting schedules. Full Story

Happy Birthday Andrea! Megan sends her love and hopes your birthday is a blast. Oh and your niece Alexis says “Happy Happy Aunty”. To all UBC Law Grads – Congrats to everyone for surviving 3 years of Curtis High!” Love, Sandra. To Tanya recovering from hand carpal tunnel surgery… get well soon! Will do my best to heal you with smut. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the new British GQ,like Miley Cyrus, draped in a sheet. Except my Gwynnie’s not a minor. As you can see… Gwyneth looks gorgeous, continuing along the same short skirt sexpot theme she’s been working during promotion for Iron Man. In the article, Gwynnie claims she’s not a snotty bitch ice princess everyone believes her to be: "People think I"m aloof, or old, or that I breathe rarefied air—that"s not me. Full Story

I reported it exclusively last week and now Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have confirmed they are pregnant. As posted in my original article, Amy quit smoking and was experiencing morning sickness during SNL rehearshals. Full Story

LOVE it! Mariah Carey showed up at the Tribeca Film Festival last night dressed down in a simple white button down and jeans in order to properly show off her huge honkin’ new ring. Nick Cannon also happened to be at Tribeca and the two held hands afterwards at a party Full Story

Do these look like lips that were coerced? Oh please. Team Miley continues to protest. But as you can see from the video below released by Vanity Fair, she is making love to the camera. And soaking up the attention. Her father meanwhile is loving it too. It"s the parents who love it the most! So now it’s officially Disney vs Conde Nast. Full Story

I opened my column on Friday with the following re: Oprah’s new interview with Tom Cruise: “She’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun. Full Story

Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked. In fact, under that fecking beard, Becks is pretty mortal. Pretty ordinary. Pretty unquivering. This is wrong! Shave that sh*t! As for why he seems hellbent on keeping the manly facial hair… let’s play make-a-story, shall we? Is it getting too hard to stay true to his wife? Especially in Los Angeles where there are temptations around every corner, and right in front of you courtside at a basketball? Perhaps then the self uglification is an attempt at self discipline. Full Story