Pip eats without his ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 16:16:05 July 9, 2008 16:16:05

As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to her Pippy very, very soon, lest you forget he has a girlfriend. Full Story

Not Free… Yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 15:55:19 July 9, 2008 15:55:19

It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me. Full Story

Her Madgesty’s Stalker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 12:31:22 July 9, 2008 12:31:22

It started out that they’re having an affair. Now it just sounds like Madonna has a stalker. And his name is Alex Rodriguez. Loser! Us Weekly blew open the story last week, the first to report on A-Rod’s surprising friendship with the Madge. From there it’s been a full on avalanche despite strong and specific denials on Madonna’s part insisting that she is not romantically involved with him and Cynthia Rodriguez’s attorney confirming that their relationship was not sexual. Full Story

Ryan’s Many Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 11:40:40 July 9, 2008 11:40:40

Am swooning. Ryan Gosling was in Washington yesterday to participate at the ENOUGH Project national conference. Something about the way he’s so animated. And his head dipping down as his eyes look up. And the shy smile. And the flirty smile. And his biceps… And he"s not nursing a hangover poolside at the Standard. Full Story

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Love Lessons from a 14 year old

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 10:55:16 July 9, 2008 10:55:16

“These arms…they ache. And this soul…is in pain”. Lyrics from Ali Lohan’s new song All The Way Around in which she addresses learning from her love mistakes. What??? She’s 14!!! Although I suppose it’s not easy to remember that, given that Dina has whored her up and classed her down, the way she does all her daughters, so that what was supposed to be an adolescent time of discovery has now become an adolescent time of pimpage. Full Story

Groupie Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 08:37:47 July 9, 2008 08:37:47

John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied: "Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.” And of course, for those of you who’ve been reading this blog for a while, you also know that after a while, after all the nameless, faceless fans he took to bed following a performance, John decided to spice up the experiences by adding in the golden shower. Full Story

Old Teenager had a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 07:55:40 July 9, 2008 07:55:40

All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of Estelle Getty’s wig from the Golden Girls. Check it out – Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover of OK! with baby Maddie, still part of that $1 million deal hammered out by mama Lynne way back in December when the magazine paid her to break the exclusive about her pregnancy. Full Story

No Squirrels in Madrid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 07:40:53 July 9, 2008 07:40:53

Must be the Spanish air. Or that Rafa has returned home. And perhaps Iker is lurking around somewhere, blessing Anne Hathaway who looks much better in Madrid promoting Get Smart than she did in Rome with her squirrel face makeup. Another amazing gown…think I like this one more than the white from yesterday. Full Story

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Gwyneth nauseous, Hurley recycled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 07:23:34 July 9, 2008 07:23:34

Estee Lauder launched a new fragrance yesterday and trotted out four spokesmodels for the occasion. My Gwyneth obliged, showing up in a gorgeous white little cocktail, looking youthful and fresh and lovely…but also a little nauseous, like she was holding back her lunch. She did however make it out to the Waverly after the event so perhaps what I’m interpreting as nausea is really just disgust for having to whore it out as the employee of a cosmetics company. Full Story

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Madge Makes Chicken Fried Smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 07:03:55 July 9, 2008 07:03:55

Britney was supposed to shoot a video montage for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour yesterday but due to set delays the shoot will take place today instead. Just as well…the technical glitch gave her a chance to get her hair fixed. And it almost looks real. Here’s Britney all smiles and in great spirits leaving the salon yesterday, clearly chuffed about having Madge on her side. Full Story

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