John Mayer’s performative contrition
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John Mayer has a new album coming out. It’s called The Search For Everything. And it’s his return to, as he calls it, “blockbuster” music. Basically he says he was on a self-imposed exile from big pop because he hated himself after being a douchebag so he went off and wrote non-commercial music for a while and now he’s ready to come back to being a major pop force. Full Story
Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds in 'Life'
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Life is a terribly stupid movie, but it’s dumb in that fun B-movie way, a trashy space thriller full of dumb-sh*t dialogue and wildly convenient circumstances. Despite its stupidity, though, Life is decently scary because space is naturally horrifying as we are instinctively afraid of its vastness and convinced that some wet-looking space bug is going to rise from its depths to destroy us. Full Story
March 24, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Happy Birthday Erin from Amber who wishes you a year of “sleepy calm baby vibes and good football mojo!” And for Mary Christina who is marrying the “man of (her dreams”, a combination of Jon Hamm and Schmidt and Winston (Max Greenfield and Lamorne Morris). PS I love that you met at a climbing centre. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Have you seen the headlines today about Ryan Gosling? About why he reacted like he did at the Oscars when Moonlight was revealed to be the true Best Picture? Specifically it was that shot of him on stage, smiling/smirking, with his hand over his mouth. Read Full Intro
Smutty Social Media, March 23, 2017
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Shade, unintentional gaffe, or inside joke? Judging by Nancy’s response (first time had typos, second time is just a correction), I think it’s the third option. Unless Nancy is operating at a high petty level and is scorching Kristi with social media kindness. But that’s wishful thinking. Full Story
Alexa & Alex together in New York
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It’s been a while since Alexa Chung and Alexander Skarsgard have been photographed together. Full Story
Tomorrow night… Actually
Red Nose Day is tomorrow in the UK. So just one more sleep until the Love Actually 10 minute short film that they’ve been shooting all month. Ahead of tomorrow night’s premiere, they released a trailer yesterday featuring many of your faves. And your top fave, Bill Nighy Full Story
Kate carries on
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I’m sorry in advance if what follows doesn’t come out quite right. What happened yesterday in London was senseless and terrible, of course it was. Is it OK to say that I admire so much how so many people reacted to the horror, helping in any way they could? That was courage and grace and humanity. Full Story
Three Billboards and Frances McDormand
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The first trailer for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri was just released and all I really have to say is that in the course of two and a half minutes, Frances McDormand c*nt-punts a teenager, calls Sam Rockwell “f*ckhead”, attacks a dentist with his own drill, cusses out a local TV reporter, and burns down a police station. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
Never mind his voice. His face is skeeving me so hard. (Dlisted)
Taylor Swift sings I Don’t Wanna Live Forever live – the video (Just Jared)
Does Ivanka’s stylist make THR’s Powerful Stylists list next year? (Cele|bitchy)
Samantha Bee’s perfect penis metaphor (TooFab)
I love Anne Hathaway in this all-demin outfit (Hollywood Tuna)
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend’s holiday photo album (Pop Sugar)
Gwyneth Paltrow, protector of octopi (The Superficial)
I hate this skirt on Scarlett Johansson (Popoholic)
I’m pretty into Drake’s new tattoos too (Evil Beet)
Checking in on Riverdale
Thursdays still belong to Shonda Rhimes but for the past 7 weeks, I’ve ventured out of Shondaland and into a mysterious, perpetually overcast town called Riverdale for an hour every Thursday. Riverdale is back with new episodes next week but to hold you over until then, I’m essentially going to yell at you to watch Riverdale if you aren’t already (but you are, right!?) and break down the highs and lows of the first 7 episodes. Full Story
