Johnny’s apartment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2016 19:55:24 October 3, 2016 19:55:24
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A reader called Sarah emailed me a link to Johnny Depp’s LA apartment this morning. The penthouse is 11,500 square feet with 9 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms. An 11,000 sq ft apartment! My entire house is smaller than one of the bedrooms! Anyway, Johnny’s listing it for $12. Full Story

Scarjo’s headband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2016 19:41:43 October 3, 2016 19:41:43
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Scarlett Johansson is shooting Rock That Body at JFK airport in New York. It’s about a group of female friends on a stag weekend and sh-t goes sideways. If I had to guess I’d say this is the scene where Scarjo, presumably the bride, is saying goodbye to her fiancé? I’m assuming she’s the bride because she’s being made to wear a headband with two dicks on it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2016 17:31:41 October 3, 2016 17:31:41

Goats can climb trees?!? This is not a euphemism (Dlisted

Robert Pattinson looks very severe in these Dior ads (Just Jared

Big G and the Wild Child say goodbye to Canada  (Cele|bitchy

Courtney Love and Frances Bean at Paris Fashion Week (TooFab

Tiger Woods hangs out with Paulina Gretzky (TMZ

This is terrifying…and it’s going to make her more famous than ever (The Superficial

Vanity Fair Italy has some low standards (Hollywood Tuna

OMG this coat! (Go Fug Yourself

Excuse me while I watch this all day and think of nothing else (Jezebel

Jake in plaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2016 15:38:06 October 3, 2016 15:38:06
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Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in London today heading to BBC Radio presumably to promote Nocturnal Animals. The film will be released in November but it will screen at the London Film Festival next week. Full Story

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Solange’s Seat at the Table

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at October 3, 2016 13:31:48 October 3, 2016 13:31:48

I want to thank Matthew and Tina Knowles for procreating. I want to thank them for creating two daughters who stand so proudly in their blackness and gift us with stunning pieces of art. This weekend, I was thankful especially for Solange Knowles Full Story

October 3, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2016 13:14:20 October 3, 2016 13:14:20
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“To our amazing, warm, fierce, funny Denise on her birthday. Today, we celebrate all the things that make you the incredible person you are. A niece who gives Uncle Bob the tough love and reality checks that he needs, and who manages the additional complications with grace. A mother who abdicates her bed to make room for kids and one lucky dog, and who defends the Sislets from their enemies, whether they're four-legged and furry or two-legged and just an asshole (though we guess you should probably only chase one of those two varieties away with a baseball bat). Full Story