A reader called Sarah emailed me a link to Johnny Depp’s LA apartment this morning. The penthouse is 11,500 square feet with 9 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms. An 11,000 sq ft apartment! My entire house is smaller than one of the bedrooms! Anyway, Johnny’s listing it for $12. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson is shooting Rock That Body at JFK airport in New York. It’s about a group of female friends on a stag weekend and sh-t goes sideways. If I had to guess I’d say this is the scene where Scarjo, presumably the bride, is saying goodbye to her fiancé? I’m assuming she’s the bride because she’s being made to wear a headband with two dicks on it. Full Story

Amal and George Clooney were in Hollywood this weekend at the Motion Picture Television Fund’s Night Under The Stars event. Full Story

Good things happen when these three are in a post together. FKA twigs and Robert Pattinson were at Drake Full Story

You know a celebrity is in the doghouse when they don’t appear in their own trailer. The teaser trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: This Again Yarrr was released last night and it does not feature Johnny Depp Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in London today heading to BBC Radio presumably to promote Nocturnal Animals. The film will be released in November but it will screen at the London Film Festival next week. Full Story

When Nate Parker talked to Ebony about his rape case in August, I called the conversation “Nate Parker’s Official Celebrity Apology. Full Story

How much Jennifer Lawrence have we seen this summer? This is not a multiple choice question. There is only one answer: almost none. We talk about how movie stars just aren’t made anymore. Full Story

I want to thank Matthew and Tina Knowles for procreating. I want to thank them for creating two daughters who stand so proudly in their blackness and gift us with stunning pieces of art. This weekend, I was thankful especially for Solange Knowles Full Story

“To our amazing, warm, fierce, funny Denise on her birthday. Today, we celebrate all the things that make you the incredible person you are. A niece who gives Uncle Bob the tough love and reality checks that he needs, and who manages the additional complications with grace. A mother who abdicates her bed to make room for kids and one lucky dog, and who defends the Sislets from their enemies, whether they're four-legged and furry or two-legged and just an asshole (though we guess you should probably only chase one of those two varieties away with a baseball bat). Full Story