New Classic Mimi Cheese

September 28, 2007 08:07:13 Posted at September 28, 2007 08:07:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s the difference between Rossum and Mimi Cheese? Rossum makes you want to drill a hole into your skull through the eyeball. Mimi Cheese just makes you giggle. Mimi is amusing. Laughing at her is fun. And while this is certainly not her objective, at the same time, she is providing pleasure and not pain. Full Story

Why Push?

September 28, 2007 07:36:19 Posted at September 28, 2007 07:36:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost, almost perfect, if not for two sadly pushed up tits that threaten to ruin her entire look. Check out Hilary Duff at the Spirit of Life award dinner last night. Fresh face, great makeup, the dress is a vision – I love the detailing on the band – so why? Why why why mash the boobs together and throw them OVER the top? It’s so Victoria Beckham, it’s so chavvy tacky, and totally totally unnecessary. Full Story

My Rumer Goes Blonde!!!

September 28, 2007 07:12:09 Posted at September 28, 2007 07:12:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite make-a-star Rumer Willis bleached her head. Me likey…but with conditions. Obviously not when it’s fried up and sh-t, obviously not her best look. But smoothed down and short? From certain angles with good lighting… Totally works for me. Here’s Rumer at the James Perse store opening last night in LA. Full Story

The Daily Bitch… Please

September 28, 2007 06:55:46 Posted at September 28, 2007 06:55:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Diddy was in NYC the other night, brought four people along with him to GoldBar when the girl at the door simply asked how many people were in his party. Fair question, right? Apparently not. Apparently someone as important and influential as Sean Combs doesn’t need to answer to how many people are in his party. Full Story

Middle Aged Thinnification

September 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kim Basinger has been embroiled in a bitter custody battle with ex husband Alec Baldwin for years. And because Hollywood hates women over 40, her profile over the same period has been significantly lower while Alec’s career continues to thrive. But enough bra burning for one day… this is about Kim in Germany for some event yesterday showing off some serious thinnification. Full Story

Call Me Miss Zahara

September 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh this is cute. SOOO cute! Check out Miss Zahara yesterday in NYC wearing her very own name tag. I’m a cold hearted children-hating cow but even I have to gush a little … As you were probably well aware, it’s been social awareness week for the Pitts with Brad speaking at the Clinton Global Initiative and pledging matching funds of up to $5 million for the Make It Right program and Angelina addressing a UN session on refugees. Full Story

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Dear Gossips,

One of the suckiest things about flying West/East is that it eats up your entire day. Am headed on an early flight to Toronto leaving at the crack of dawn but landing well into the afternoon so can only blog now in the middle of the night and then not again until regular blog schedule resumes Friday. Am sucking up to you with some birthday giveaways and an update on the Unfunny Douche. Please forgive?

In Toronto to celebrate a dear friend’s wedding and also tonight – participating in the Cues for Kids event in support of Street Kids International at the Rivoli. Drop by and say hi!

Yours in gossip,


CC Skye Exclusive Giveaway!

September 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was my favourite bracelet during TIFF, picked it up at Kiss & Makeup - they probably have the largest selection of CC Skye accessories in Canada (call them for the orange cuff, it"s divine!). And CC Skye is so frickin’ cute! Cute enough for Nicole Richie too. Full Story

Death Proof DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

September 27, 2007 06:30:01 Posted at September 27, 2007 06:30:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some think Tarantino’s latest is a “masterpiece”, also called his “most original movie since Pulp Fiction” by the LA Times. Death Proof is available now on DVD and I have SIX copies to give away – a 2 disc special edition. If you are interested, please send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story

George on the Brangelunatics, George on Matt

September 27, 2007 06:28:47 Posted at September 27, 2007 06:28:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New issue of Hello Canada featuring George Clooney on the cover with an exclusive interview inside in which he discusses controlling his fame and public life, hanging out with his famous friends, and his growing social profile. The photos are delicious and as usual, he gives a charming, interesting interview, saying he can’t believe the craziness surrounding the Pitts, that travelling with them is a nightmare, and dishing on his mancrush Matt Damon with a cute little anecdote. Full Story

Rarely At The Same Time

September 27, 2007 06:26:44 Posted at September 27, 2007 06:26:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rarely do both Simpson sisters look good together. Ashlee has been looking great for a while. Jessica’s taken longer to get there. But now that Harley Pasternak seems to be winning the war over Ken Paves, Jess is coming around. Here they are leaving lunch the other day, each with their own distinctive style, each looking pretty cute. Full Story