Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Was a star studded night at the Benjamin Button premiere. Even Jennifer Lopez showed up to support the Brange. Of course she tried to outshine them. Amazing.

As for the GMD in Toronto, valiantly trying to promote Valkyrie – although his immediate objective will probably not be met, it’s actually not a bad strategy long term, at least where yesterday was concerned. At MuchMusic and MTV Canada he was gracious, he was game for anything, he was willing to embarrass himself dancing, he signed autographs for fans in the freezing cold, and…apparently he has great skin? This is what I’m hearing from up close. Compare that to the little twats like Lindsay Lohan who can’t be bothered to mingle with fans showing up to buy her overpriced leggings and you end up appreciating that, at the very least, the wee GMD knows about work ethic. More Tom to come today. He’s Live @ eTalk and then The Hour. Keep you posted…

Tuesday – am online all day.

Yours in gossip,


More profundity from a douchebag groupie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 14:36:11 December 9, 2008 14:36:11

The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now… Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore. Apparently she talks about John Mayer. No. Actually… She gushes about John Mayer. "He's a rare one. Full Story

More Jizz, Pants, Dicks, and Boxes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 13:28:25 December 9, 2008 13:28:25

Could you stand a full album? Of Jizz in Pants and Dicks in a Box? Andy Samberg along with SNL writers Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer are releasing their first album titled Incredibad under their group name The Lonely Island. 14 tracks with collaborations with artists like Jack Black, Julian Casablancas from The Strokes, rapper E-40, T-Pain, and … even Norah Jones. Full Story

Runaway Chuck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 12:46:00 December 9, 2008 12:46:00

Last night’s Gossip Girl made up for the Humphrey. The word Humphrey is now synonymous with ass. And now we have to wait til January f-cking 5th for a new episode. Gah! Does anyone care about anything other than Chuck and Blair? Leighton Meester makes my life. No. Leighton Meester is my life. Full Story

Later O’Malley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 11:34:09 December 9, 2008 11:34:09

Ausiello is reporting exclusively that TR Knight has asked ABC to release him from Grey’s Anatomy. Why? Because the show sucks sh-t. Right now TR remains dutifully employed but has been unhappy with his storyline for some time. Full Story

Sexier in sweats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 11:13:45 December 9, 2008 11:13:45

Not saying it to sound like a bra burner either. To me, this is Porny at her sexiest. Super casual, dressed down, no makeup to trannify her features – Jessica Simpson has a pretty face. A very pretty face. She doesn’t need to hitch her tits up to her eyeballs or Texas curl her hair, so when she strips down the adornments, the real Jess is the most attractive Jess. Full Story

Jakey did it first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 08:44:28 December 9, 2008 08:44:28

He started wearing that black beanie in the summer to cover that long hair from Prince of Persia. Robert Pattinson wears one all the time too. Based solely on this observation, let’s start a rumour that they are secret gay lovers… because the other ones are just as flimsy. Here’s Jakey G in London last night after eating at Scotts restaurant. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 08:35:31 December 9, 2008 08:35:31

Baby Cheese Toe a reality? (Dlisted)

This is what stoops to dating Criss Angel (Hollywood Tuna)

No more maybe gaybe has a boyfriend! (Just Jared)

Marisa Tomei or Shelf Ass? (IDLYITW)

Manslinger’s crazy body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Penelope in a bikini in St Barts (The Blemish)

She’s gorgeous but her little legs make me hungry (INO)

First look! Bronx Mowgli’s mother! (Cele|bitchy)

Xenu loves reindeer! (A Socialite's Life)

Did the GMD try to slap that ass? (Pop Sugar)

Naked Shelfy is the Best Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 07:39:13 December 9, 2008 07:39:13

Silly Shelfy wants to be taken seriously in film, joining that long sad list of TV to movie Fail Girls. Silly Shelfy wants to call herself an actor. Up to this point, Shelfy’s career description has consisted only of: Jessica Biel, great ass, Justin Timberlake’s girlfriend And even though she keeps fighting it, the truth keeps slapping back at her face. Full Story