Trent Walker Gone Forever?

September 20, 2007 07:12:29 Posted at September 20, 2007 07:12:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I remember when the triangle scandal first rocked Hollywood. And then when Jennifer Aniston hooked up with Vince Vaughn, emails would arrive en masse from indignant readers: Vince Vaughn’s sense of humour trumps Brad Pitt’s pretty boy! It was the Team Aniston battle cry. Fair enough. Call me Cruise, call me shallow, I totally own those labels but Vince Vaughn could amuse the Chinese out of me and I still don’t think I could bring myself to be attracted to this. Full Story

One Ass, One Dog

September 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Shelf Ass walking her dog outside the Staples Centre the other day while Pip was presumably inside pre-performance. Like she"d ever miss a moment of his show, being his biggest fan, surely she wouldn’t stand to be deprived of even a minute of staring at him adoringly, thankful and appreciative …after all, he pretty much gave her her career. Full Story

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Hated the books, but love, love, love Gossip Girl in prime time. Did you watch? When S and B had that stare-down on the steps outside their all girls super exclusive Manhattan I nearly lost my sh-t. And while I have never wasted 5 minutes on America’s Next Top Model… Eh.Ver… I would and will gladly destroy brain cells once a week watching New York rich kid socialites stab each other in the back.

I’m telling you, if the pilot last night was any indication, Gossip Girl puts The OC to shame.

Spoke too soon… Britney actually emerged yesterday after getting bitch slapped by the courts and ordered to undergo drug testing twice a week. So of course she went clubbing! Chicken Fried Stupid forever and a nasty ass weave too.

Am finally home in Vancouver. Live blogging all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. For Dan (from his friends) who is freaking out over turning 35 – 35 is nothing!!! Look at George, look at Brad – much older than Pip and Three Whiskers, and much, much, much more man than those piddly little babies in their 20s.Happy Birthday!

The Clooney Clone in NYC

September 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He must like her…a lot. Here’s George and his latest plaything last night at the Jesse James premiere. I remember he was toting around a blonde one in Cannes but kept her well hidden. This one however has earned not one but two very public outings … and counting…and several very pretty new dresses too. Full Story

Pitt Porn & Giggles

September 19, 2007 14:03:12 Posted at September 19, 2007 14:03:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can"t get enough of Pitt Porn!!! And Pitt Porn was apparently on full display at a party for Jesse James in NYC last night. According to Us Weekly, which only weeks ago accused Angelina of living a “twisted double life”, the Pitts mingled separately until just after midnight, at which point the two reunited with him rubbing and tickling her back before pulling her in for a hot kiss. Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway #6

September 19, 2007 13:50:53 Posted at September 19, 2007 13:50:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. The answer for Week 5 – Demon Bitch Jessica Alba! It’s Week #5 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips Full Story

Cate in Pink

September 19, 2007 13:42:29 Posted at September 19, 2007 13:42:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was greatly disappointed not to have seen Cate Blanchett at TIFF and sadly wasn’t able to attend the screening either. However, early reviews for The Golden Age have been decidedly mixed and while her repeat performance at Elizabeth is undoubtedly strong, it is actually her portrayal of Bob Dylan in I’m Not There that is garnering the most attention, not to mention the inspiration behind Mark Ruffalo’s hilarious outburst Full Story

The Nail in the Coffin

September 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just on the off chance you were still holding out hope for Adrian Grenier…give it up. Give it up now. Because it’s full on infection, Hollywood Ebola has eaten him alive…Adrian Grenier is no more. E! Online correspondent Kristin interviewed him recently and asked about Paris. This is what he had to say: "I think she’s absolutely wonderful. Full Story

Don’t Disturb the Dead

September 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The girls getting together for weekend brunch. It was the perfect ending to a perfect show. So why raise the dead after a peaceful death? Already know what Charlotte’s Chinese baby looks like. Have seen Samantha’s breasts too many times to count. And if Lucy Liu’s wardrobe is any indication, Patricia Field has exhausted all of her creative ability… And still they are persisting with the movie version of Sex & the City. Full Story

Ledger & Cougar

September 19, 2007 09:18:56 Posted at September 19, 2007 09:18:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heath Ledger and Helena Christensen have been making out all over NYC – first last week over dinner, then the other night at the premiere of Eastern Promises which stars, curiously enough, his ex Naomi Watts. Helena is apparently all over him all the time – described as a total cougar. She’s 10 years older and has supposedly had her eye on him since last November when the two were seen leaving together from the premiere of Candy. Full Story

Representing the 40s

September 19, 2007 08:29:51 Posted at September 19, 2007 08:29:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore, Madonna, Julianne Moore – women in their 40s are owning their younger counterparts and 41 year old Cindy Crawford is, perhaps, the leader of the 40 Pack. Does it get any better? Here’s Cindy last night at the GQ 50th Anniversary party looking as beautiful as we’ve ever seen her, if not more so. Full Story