Hancock can’t help the Lakers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 05:21:49 June 13, 2008 05:21:49

Stars everywhere at the Laker game last night but not even the super ones could help, watching impotently as the Lakers blew a 24 point deficit to go down a seemingly insurmountable 1-3 in the series. Am still hoping this thing can go 7. Possible? Will Smith thinks it is. He and Jada were on hand, courtside of course, although Hancock was powerless against the Celtic triumvirate in Game 4. Full Story

June 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 05:13:56 June 13, 2008 05:13:56

Happy Birthday Jacqueline! Have a wicked 34th and don"t do anything that Lainey wouldn"t do. Including going to Michael"s and getting F&*ked up the [email protected]@. Love You,Circus Tail Jay is getting married tomorrow. Congratulations Jay! To Heidi – Happy Birthday and congratulations on the new home! Love L, D, & S. Full Story

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So Madonna’s brother is about to sell her out. You might remember him from Truth or Dare but not the one she bailed on one night in Detroit. That would be Martin. Martin was hilarious.

She knows what time it is with me...and I know what time it is with her.

Kills me every time. We used to watch it after school at least 3 times a week. We knew all the moves to every routine. Christopher Ciccone had a directing credit on that tour Blonde Ambition. It’s still the best one… to me, anyway. But word is, when Guy came along, Christopher was shut out. He and Madge have been estranged ever since and this book isn’t exactly going to get him an invitation to Ashcombe.

Still, even though it sucks for her, the biography promises to be explosive. And while we kinda know everything about her anyway, there’s nothing such as too much smut. Especially if we get to find out more re: Madge and JFK Jr. Right?

It’s Thursday. Am headed to Toronto tonight for the MMVAs on Sunday and 2 weeks of excess, starting on Saturday night with the girls and gays at Muzik because ladies get in free til 10:30 pm and they have Stila doing complimentary touch ups and pink champagne and Stila swag at the end of the night… that will be given away on the site. We are all about the free. We love the free. If you’re free, come by and say hi! We can sneak away to the Muzik Garden and watch people making out. Am I perv?

NKOTB Forever!!!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Heidi Klum wasn’t caught in post partum flirtation.

PPS. The Smut Soiree is very close to capacity! Click here if you want to come.

Everything but the legs and bones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 11:33:07 June 12, 2008 11:33:07

Kate Moss in Berlin promoting her fragrance Velvet Hour. Am all over the outfit especially those flats, it’s just… she’s making me hungry. There’s healthy skinny (Gisele) and then there’s starvation skinny (Posh) and then there’s cracked out starvation skinny (Amy Winehouse). Full Story

Prunes are good for poo…and smiles!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 10:45:00 June 12, 2008 10:45:00

We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on the dried salty ones like popcorn in movies. Full Story

Lola’s Time is Coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 09:29:45 June 12, 2008 09:29:45

The last time I wrote about Lourdes Leon I noted that she wants it. She’s tasted it next to her mother, and she will hunger for it in no time…if not already. Madonna gave an exclusive interview to Hello Canada and was asked about her daughter’s aspirations. Full Story

ELP > SJP?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 07:40:04 June 12, 2008 07:40:04

What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? Or will she keep her loyalties to Jennifer Aniston at #17? The list will confound you in many ways. Full Story

Gran on the Runway?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 07:12:46 June 12, 2008 07:12:46

Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! As for what Gran’s involvement would be on Runway… am thinking she’d best be suited in a guest judge capacity. Full Story